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What is so super about him?
Julian King
Justin Diaz
he hates homosexuals
Evan Rogers
Super denotes a larger Mario. No super denotes a short one. So he’s super because he’s ascended
Ayden Wood
He let Allah into his life
Kevin Thomas
Gay luigi
Samuel Torres
Is there a mastered ascended Super Mario?
When he eats a Mega Mushroom does he become Mega Mushroom ascended Super Mario or just Mega Mario? If he wants to ascend to Super God Mario does he need 5 other brothers in a circle?
Joseph Bell
Super was the buzzword of the 80-90's
Super Sayan, Super Mario, Super Sonic, Super Man, etc.
Luke Kelly
if you would have ever seen a plumber in real life you wouldn't ask
Chase Fisher
Mario is a soulless franchise
Kevin Turner
his super cock
Jonathan Long
Super... If he real.
Josiah Sanders
His pizza pepperoni
Charles Parker
practice both islam and judaism
what's his endgame bros?
Austin Robinson
I thought the buzzword was "extreme" or "radical".
Owen Rodriguez
Wrong, apostasy is haram so since he’s canonically still alive that means he’s still a Muslim because if he converted out of Islam he would get punished.
But we do know, Mario is 100% for certain circumcised
Jackson Hill
Mario might be super, but I'm super duper
Zachary Mitchell
His ability to jump backwards.
Jaxson Mitchell
My boy Emula, he has insemula :(
Owen Butler
Mario reset the universe in Mario galaxy so he could have changed religions to the Rosalina one
Carter Ortiz
he real
Angel Ortiz
He might have went to the past and to the future, but i'm gonna make a new game how to nuture
Nathan Diaz
this
Michael Baker
Motherfucker can shoot fireballs out of his dick.
Leo Kelly
is the big mario super mario or the flower mario? i always imagined that when mario eats the mushroom and is big he becomes super mario
Hudson Bailey
Why doesn't Yoshi eat mushroom to get big too
Jason Gomez
He doesn't like black people.
Jack Hill
That's pretty super in america
Jason Cruz
Why doesn't Birdo eat mushroom to get big too
I wonder how big Birdo's eggs would be then
Nicholas Torres
Bros.
Justin Smith
Joshua Barnes
mario if he real
Jeremiah Turner
She is Italian
Christopher King
mario if he real
Jack Carter
because the game started on super nintendo
Carter Ortiz
Little Mario is regular Mario, then he eats the Super Mushroom, gets bigger and becomes Super Mario.
Andrew Rodriguez
>Is there a mastered ascended Super Mario?
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