IT'S MAAM

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>I'll pump you so full of phosphorus it'll be a warcrime!
Who wrote this shit

>edgy millennial anarchist vampire behaves like a dumb edgy millennial anarchist
whoooaaaaaa duuuuude

THEY RUINED MY GIRL

>It's badly written on purpose!
I wish this trope would end

I can't believe people still believe that communist could work, I can't really think in a more retarded society.

>vampiric communism
welp

Woke writers. A big sign of their writing are over the top lines that try to sound edgy and cool but are just cringe.
Literally just watch any season of Castlevania on Netflix to see that.

Capitalism.

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The irony of that pic

i think its best to just not play the new game and soil the memory of the first

there will be no soul in this

Emm sweety, it's actually KING.

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I might pirate it in 5 years after it gets DLCs, patches, community patches and COOMer mods.

I can't believe that Zig Forumstards keep believing that capitalism is the best system when there are plenty of proofs showing capitalism's behaviour of constantly failing and leading to gargantuan tragedies.

MANsel

>animale du jour
I wish Anglos would stop making up gibberish and pretending they speak French

>if you don't like communism you support american unrestricted and self-destroying capitalism
Every time. Why are you zoomers so binary?

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Honestly... i'd still would

Should I retry the first one? I bought it, played it for 5 minutes and thought it was shit,

Damn, Marilyn Manson looks like THAT

they made a game about Marilyn Manson?

>giving money to greedy publishers only to quit before finishing the tutorial
And you guys ask why vidya sucks.

Damesel is stupid enough to say something like that.
her being idolized as anything other than a moron is the real concern.

Misguided intolerance basically. You must accept everyone for who they are except when they conflict with your ideals, then they must be purged.

no you should just kill yourself already

Instal the mod, don't choose Malk or Nos first time, and give it at least a couple hours. Starts somewhat slow looking back, but once you get to the hotel you're hooked.

Nooooo. You can't jerk off to the stereotypical obnoxious edgy college commie dumbass vampire anymore. How dare they.

>Instal the mod, don't choose Malk or Nos first time
Install the Unofficial Patch basic version for bug fixes. Don't install plus, it's basically an overhaul mod that has mixed opinions, and overhauling a game your first time is kind of silly.

Malk and Nos are pretty different from the others and some people might not enjoy them their first time, but others have, so just pick whatever you want first.

Why did they make such a big deal out of this?
she's like one of the most forgettable characters from the original game

where's JACK?

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>anarchist
>probably too scared to say nigger

well there was a black guy in her crew after all...

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