Ah, yes, 'Reapers'. The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed this claim.
Mass Effect Thread
Oliver Foster
Dominic Nelson
Will we see the remasters tomorrow?
Juan Ross
How's Palaven?
Bentley Sullivan
Early Bioware games are problematic, and indeed, racist and sexist. From a dark time in our game company's history when diversity and inclusivity wasn't part of our core design philosophy. We will not be remastering or making anything like Jade Empire, KOTOR, or Mass Effect ever again.
Isaiah Hall
Not gonna lie I miss Mass Effect real bad. Almost makes me wanna play Andromeda. Almost.
Hudson Moore
Not worth it lad
Jack Roberts
Mass Effect is trash, what's the appeal besides coomer shit?
Jackson Foster
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
-KL
Liam Thompson
I WANT A TURIAN BF SO FUCKING BADLY
Jayden Jenkins
SON OF A BITCH
Leo Miller
Did Bioware not even consider making use of the suicide mission structure for Priority Earth in ME3?
Christian Bennett
I don't even remember what the shit you needed to not fuck up that mission. Was it just your total war effort stuff?
Robert Kelly
Exploring a fascinating universe, bonding with your squaddies, learning shit from the Codex, and with 2 and 3 some damn fine TPS cover shooter action
I still play 3's multiplayer
Levi Cox
ME3's war capacity only effected the ending, which didn't matter anyway because all the endings were the same.
Carson Wright
AAAHHH SAVE US, HUMANS!
Bentley Powell
IIRC it was total war effort, i remember it was a some shit flowing around that you could apparently theoretically hit a state where you can no longer get BAD END due the Multiplayer War Effort bonus being enough to break the threshold back when the game was new.
That was a while ago though and i never touched ME3.
Jason Sanchez
Jacob is a legit stereotypical black man at his core.
How Bioware got away with it, I'll never know.
Ayden Moore
>final words of the trilogy are literally "downloadable content"
it's a kind of anger that can apply only to ea and its bullshit.
Hunter Anderson
Elcor romance option when?
Joshua Sanchez
ME3 is, dare I say it, GOOD. When you mod the ending, I use JAM over MEHEM.Fuck that kid, fuck his plan, fuck the Reapers, fuck TIM, and fuck EA.
Isaiah Gutierrez
Aroused questioning: What does an elcor penis look like. Mild optimism: Perhaps it is like an equine's.
Jeremiah Clark
Shepard did everything right
Lucas Baker
There was a time when I could have recited this whole intro by heart
Samuel Phillips
Jaxson Parker
Mild sexual metaphor: an Elcor knows that slow and steady wins he race.
Thomas Moore
i wish they had worked the multiplayer for me1
Mason Richardson
Nice to know Miranda's ass was always so PHAT as I remember it being.
Benjamin Ward
What are some good mods to play with?
Angel Watson
Commander Shepard, I'm Cerberus.
Nathan Cooper
>Commander, you can only do one of us
Mason Sanchez
A tranny, a botox Brit, or a sociopath? How about none of the above?
Carter Allen
You and me both.
Nolan Richardson
Aiden Gomez
What mods are essential for a good ME3 experience?