Could you take a Grunt in a fist fight?

> Upper body is much larger than lower body, shifting center of gravity upwards.
> Legs are very short, stubby, and splay out to the sides despite being bipedal.
> Forearms are extremely large, but upper arns are extremely thin, likely without the necessary strength to swing them effectively, or even raise any gun larger than an SMG.
> Needs a breather in human atmospheres, so it can't even bite at you.

I mean, they do have guns, but if both of you are unarmed, you could easily tip it over with a light push.

Considering tiny baby apes can fuck a human up, I wouldn't even risk it.
We're not built for combat unless we have tools.

Same

why are they so tiny in the game?

look at human npcs next to them a spartan is like 8 feet tall

>Everyone itt confident in their victory.
A reminder that grunts only seem weak because you're the Chief, in reality those little nigga are like chimps on steroids and they will tear you a new asshole.

spartans are tall as shit and we constantly see them around taller species like hunters and elites

Fun fact:

We have an enzyme that inhibits our potential strength which allows for fine motor control. This is why an ape is much stronger than a human with comparable muscle mass. Adrenalin neutralises the enzyme, which is why some people are able to lift cars or trees to save children.

This is the correct answer

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Lmao no. They have chimp strength able to easily break human bone with their arms being used like clubs. Come to think of it, all Covenant aliens except Jackals are much stronger than humans.

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They run from giant fucking Spartans and people with guns. I’m an unarmed fight, that mother fucker would maul your face off. He’s 115 kilos and his fists are the size of your head. And you’re just some skinny-fat nerd who’s never been in a fight before.

does this mean master chief is like 9ft? because jackals and drones are much shorter than him

>Halo 3 ODST casually has you wielding a 356 pound Gravity Hammer as a rwgular Marine
Should have beeb it's own game instead of being a halo 3 reskin.

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Cows are massively top heavy, but incredibly hard to push over. Fuck, Mike Tyson is top heavy, try to push that mother fucker over and see what happens.

even jackals look like they rip you apart easily with their teeth

Because you're a green giant next to them.

He's canonically 7 feet tall with the armor

the average human in halo is tall. Think about it, 500 years ago people were much shorter than we are now. The average marine in Halo will be much taller than the average man today.

azula has a big mouth

Wasn't Hernan Cortes a midget?

So how many grunts could an ape take on at once?

men shorter than 6'2" should be forcibly castrated and placed into labor camps so they don't pass on their midget genes. if we had a tough, no-nonsense leader implement this we would be a superrace of giants within a single generation

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No Jackals have shitty bird strength and flimsy bones. Really easy to overpower and kill with a knife or the butt of your gun.

so they just want people to "whoa" instead of have real size comparisons

It was always a shame they completely halfassed the "You're just a regular soldier" aspect.
Reminder that you can still rip off fucking turrets and carry them around in ODST.

Syzlak?

fuck off, that's inhumane

>5'4"
>Aztecs got btfo by a fucking manlet
lmao