>actor keeps walking in the office in work hours and he wants to play Cyberpunk 2077 on PC
>"Keanu doesn't understand how hard are we working, he kicks chairs and grumbles that he wanna play"
>actor grumbles very loudly that he's bored and says "someone else can walk, I'll just shoot"
>when someone leaves the computer he sits on his place, launches CP2077 demo and says "this game is about me", he once deleted some important files in that way
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Help me... Help me I'm being... I'm being... I'm being sucked into this thread!!! Grab my leg I don't want to be sucked into this thread please help me!! aaaa I need help please grab me v please help me aaa
*ahem*
wow he's just like me lol
Welcome to the team, Keanu. We’re glad to have you.
super ba-
Holy fuck
So Keanu lives in Poland?
Damn I didn't know
>>actor grumbles very loudly that he's bored and says "someone else can walk, I'll just shoot"
>>when someone leaves the computer he sits on his place, launches CP2077 demo and says "this game is about me", he once deleted some important files in that way
The man that will single handedly ungay this game.
>PC
>Its real
really makes you wonder if all those old copypastas were true as well
He's autistic enough for this to be real
I know it sounds unbelievable but my friend saved Keanus sister from a violent episode she was experiencing shortly before she died in a bathroom at a hotel in Hawaii, he had EMT training and happened to be at the resort they were staying at when she fell and had a seizure. A day later they came to his house while I was there and after thanking him repeatedly for doing what he did they performed sections of Hamlet from memory, we were spellbound, afterwards we smoked a fat blunt and went surfing, Keanu to me is a modern day demigod, an Achilles or Heracles a truly kind soul and righteous man, it hurts to know his sister is gone now ill always cherish that day.
EPIC WHOLESOME 100 KEANU CHUNGUS BREAHTHTAKING
>>Its real
our guy
Everyone get out! This thread is over. I WILL NOT say this twice.
i know this is a heap of shit but im gonna imagine it’s true anyway
nigga shut up
I saw Keanu Reeves at a grocery store in Warsaw across the CD Project's office yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
nice thumbnail base head
To be honest, I don't know if many anons know it here (since this is not Zig Forums) but there is an actual story about Reeves. Supposedly back in 1991 during the filming for 'Point Break' Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
Fucking based
>weird eye contact
im not hypnotising nobody, people think im lying or constantly quilty about something
It's like that time he ran an apocalyptic death cult.
>>actor grumbles very loudly that he's bored and says "someone else can walk, I'll just shoot"
BASED
No grown ass, rational adult does this. Christ.
It's almost as if it's fake and no homo
>when someone leaves the computer he sits on his place, launches CP2077 demo and says "this game is about me", he once deleted some important files in that way
UHHH HELLO? BASED DEPARTMENT?