Times your parents fucked up your Christmas presents?

Times your parents fucked up your Christmas presents?

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got me a 3ds instead of a switch

Got a PS3 instead of a gaming PC.

>not a pro

child abuse desu

My relative just give me money since they're not interested in learning about what I like.

Got me a vasectomy instead of a Nintendo Switch

They got me a fleshlight instead of an onahole

Last year they got me a mechanical keyboard. It's fucking shit, i didn't want it, i told them, i didn't ask for it, "but it's more gamer that way!", fuck you, I tell them no and they start crying for an entire week about how ungrateful I am. I end up using it, have been using it since december. Half the keys are broken, I lose a lot of matches in game because the W key goes out flying, I can't stay up late because it makes a shitload of noise specially if I am writing something so they wake up and start yelling at me for making so much noise.

I swear to god this keyboard is the worst thing that ever happened to me in my life.

my relatives just give me money since i have no idea what i like

got me a gamecube with mario golf toadstool tour and no memory card instead of super mario sunshine.

Lousy cocksucker of a mom got me a gameboy instead of an N64

I never got any :( im muslim ;)

Throw a potato at that kid or something.
Make sure you call him a cunt too.

>tfw all ur friends play xbox and the only ps4 kid is that weird long haired kid who sprints through the hallways like hes fucking jason bourne
how can a parent be so disconnected from their child that they don't even know what present to get them?

Just use your old keyboard? Or do your parents check to see if you still use their present lol

They surely gave you a goat to fuck at least one christmas, right?

I never got anything for christmas after i was 10, my family was poor and I would sometimes believe they were surprising me with a gamecube but never got one

they were just trying to keep you from being an incel. they failed

how about you move out faggot?

New pasta?

Hah, at least you didn't get to eat during ramadan faggot.

>mfw not 2080ti

>being american

>Zig Forums-tier humor
is it even possible to be less funny?

my bro got me octopath traveler on the switch because I told him to checkout the OST (i beat i on pc), I played it again for him though.

imagine how mad he would have been if it was Miles Morales Spiderman instead

Hey user I know your disappointed that your not getting the new playstationwhatever but I just thought we'd spend more family time with some Monopoly. Now get down from the ceiling already.

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Based. I wish everyone just gave me money for my birthdays.

>you need to be a Zig Forumsnigger to know that muslims like to fuck goats almost as much as their cousins
nah

whose joking?

Everyone knows he's crying out of happiness OP

based

No, they gave me your whore mother instead.