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IT'S SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
This guy is SO enthusiastic
ea sux lol
I'm glad this is only an hour, just in time to watch Tucker Carlson at 8pm.
>apex fans
are there still any?
Holy FUCK sound excited for 2 seconds jesus christ
SIMS 5 WITH MULTIPLAYER
Janny pls
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND it's nothing
Mods are gay
Dubs
>legends on switch
Kek
they are still talking about apex lol
Sticky where
Is anyone keeping track of the letters? I can't be fucked to watch this
Can't wait to see how horribly this game runs on the Switch.
sugoi
45 minutes
10 minutes on black people
20 on apex
15 on more black people
Goodbye!!!!!
dead game
Geoff looks so fucking bored
TITANFALL 3!
STICKY THIS SHIT MODS
Me too, Geoff.
My god, this guy sounds hilariously dead, lol
w-where is my japenese games...
He seems like he's slightly drunk
>crossplay
Pretty based
>cucker tardson
LET'S FUCKING G-DIEEEEEEEEEEEE
I might play apex to shit on switchers now
DONT STICKY THIS GAY SHIT
sticky only for nintendo
FUCK EA
>FUCK EA
FUCK EA
>FUCK EA
FUCK EA
>FUCK EA
FUCK EA
>FUCK EA
Holy fuck I hate when devs try to be funny
post geoff
Apex legends on literally everything that matters. EA...what is happening to you?
MOMMY
any letters besides E?
Seriously who cares for EA.
Based Tuck bro
NOOOOO NOT MINORITIES AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHH
MILKIES
OH BOY, TIME FOR THE WHITE LADY TO TALK ABOUT DIVERSITY AND BLACK LIVES MATTER
DIVERSITY
Not even the Apex guy sounds excited about his product
>Diversity
SIMS FIIIIIIIIIIVE
SIM LIVES MATTER
APEX LEGENDS IS PERFECT FOR THE SWITCH!!!!!!!!
this sims woman has a very large neck
TITANFALL 3 BABY
More and more every month, cope more anime faggot, go play your porn games, leave Battle Royale to real people
Fuck of spider!
>fuck EA
That's just older games vs modern games
I dont trust you
I MISSED THE FIRST 10 MINUTES WHAT DID I MISS
more like soulless soulless amirite
she pretty cute for an sjw
>the shims
>current EA
>the shims
I wanna suck on those milkers haha
ABBY GOT HER HANDS
WOMAN TALKS ABOUT NIGGERS IN SIMS
IM GONNA TAKE UP CARPENTRY OR SOME SHIT
stfu
can someone translate ebonish?
>this year
videogames are deader than ever
Tulpas are real.
jesus christ who is this pandering too, women and fags already like sims
>and my teat
???
>mfw
Sure is video games right now
BIDEO GAEMS
based
shut up spider is nice
>videogames
MY TITS
end it all
>RACE DOESN'T MATTER BUT WE DEFINITELY NEED LESS WHITE MEN IN OUR GAMES, THAT'S SO IMPORTANT
Apex on switch
Apex coming to Steam in August
Crossplay in the Fall
Switch port
Fucking kill me.
WE LIKE DIVERSITY
BUY OUR PRODUCTS
Wow I sure love getting lectured to about politics and how diverse shit is. It's not like I just want to play video games or anything.
That blonde chick looks underaged what the fuck
kotor remastered
WHAT THIS EXPRESSION TRYING TO CONVEY?
Apex Legends DLC
Sims diversity
Oh good Lord just smite us
What the fuck is this shit
>trannies and niggers
EA...
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK FAGS
FUCK TRANNIES
AND FUCK JANNIES
END IT ALL
why does the trans guy look like he's from polar express?
EA is easily the worst of any big publisher when it comes to corporate virtue-signalling, jesus.
imagine comparing the fucking sims to real life
Where's my representation for people who don't want to hear about inclusion bullshit wherever they go?
WE WUZ TRANNIES AND SHIT
nothing
is this guy fucking CGI????????
found the racists pieces of shit.
so the apex switch leak is real
VIDEO GAMES! Please?
> diversity talk
the pool doesn't care who dies in it after i delete the ladder
Who fucking cares about cripples give me Dead Space 4 or Alice.
>incels seething
lmfao
VIDEO GAMES
>only fps shooter on the switch
FUCK, at least the gunplay is good
>if you are literally retarded and look like a model, our game is for you
Apex legends coming to steam, and switch
Crossplay across all of the consoles and pcs together
Cringe and Apex on switch plus crossplay.
God I just love my fellow humans
WHERE ARE THE GAMES
GIVE ABBY BACK!!!
videogames?
skate 4 is not gonna happen so i'm looking foward to jack shit during this "event", maybe sims 5? if they really went all out on a really good sims game (which won't happen btw)
WHERE IS TITANFALL 2 FOR STEAM FUCKKKKK YOUUU
I'm oppressed.
Remember video games?
Found the nigger
star wars just doesnt feel suited for AAA, it should've stayed in its AA tier of soulful games.
>not playing The Sims by enslaving children in your basement to paint pictures you then sell for profit
He sounds absolutely hollow inside. Like it dawned on him that this is what Respawn is doing now forever. They are the Apex Legends guys now and after the VR Medal of Honor that's all they'll be by the decree of their EA overlords
Holy absolute fuck minorities are psychotic with their need for attention
Well, he asked for it.
Yes yes but what about the GAMES
What is Geoff stream reacting to EA conference?
post tales girls
God left us after 1914.
multi racial trannies talking about the sims like the only thing people used to play it for wasn't tp make multi racial trannies as a joke
I thought the same
I think he literally was CGI
>#wearesorry
>It's more than just a game
>It's creating your life
Hang on a fucking minute
WHERE THE VIDEOGAMES
TITANFALL 3
Literally all of those people look like AI generated deepfakes. I doubt that they are even real.
How do we keep track of letters
shut the fuck up you 8 legged freak
Jesus Chirst the segment on the sims
Sims Black Lives Matter DLC
diversity is the Zig Forums porn posting of video game conferences
Wtf?
Is EA saying we should abandon our real life and live entirely through our Sim character in their games?
>no white males
HMMM
What else was in that leak?
>It's building your life...
I've never heard a sim call another sim a faggot
>Simmers
just get to the fucking video games i don't give a shit about sub humans
Video games?
Imagine being such a literal braindead drone you thing the world of the SIMS is a UTOPIA
i play for the coom
Lads...
where are da vidya games???
diversity is not important
gaming is for white males and nips unironically
Is this a woman or a tranny?
I legit can't tell.
Why are white women so ugly?
>Real life is too hard. Just shut yourself off from it and play The Sims™!
Good message.
How the fuck do you vritue signal The fucking Sims? The game where people spend most of their time devises ways to violently murder their entire family?
WHERE IS FIFA
make list like that for Rockstar or GTA, GTA 5b still a PS3 Game in they Re-Release it 2021
wanna share a cold one with him
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M
Do you like Brand(tm) yet, Zig Forums? It's saying the stuff you want to hear!
Who the fuck makes themselves in a game?
This is the fucking worst dystopia.
Posting an oldie but a goodie.
>tranny spiders
Redpill me on Sims 4.
'but what about the gameplay?'
It's out nigga
imagine having to appeal to niggers with blm bullshit so they don't destroy your country
ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper
OH BOY A WHOLE NEW PLATFORM FINALLY I CAN PLAY IT ON STEAM LADS I AM SO HYPED
Whos Abby?
>Sims is now on Steam too
What the FUCK is the point of Origin then?
I bet you probably have to re-purchase it on Steam
so this is EA realizing nobody cares about origin?
is this whole thing just going to be ports of old games?
>BUYING the sims
OMEGALUL
this but unironically
Porn posting is good though
>every furry friend
Just this once.
On damn, the trannies, blacks, and women feel empowered by being in a damn video game. What timeline am I living in?
>The Sims is a utopia of what I hope our world becomes
Please make it stop.
he is the only white "male" they used and he look pathetic, it's to convey leftist propaganda
SEETHE, tranny
If youre fucked up you can just play the Sims
Found the boot licker
BABY YODA?????????????
milky
Holy shit a 6 year old game
nice
5 minutes for a fucking steam reveal? that's it?
OH SHIT SOMEONE CALL THE VALVE DRONES!!
never played this sims before
how do you win?
>geoff is a secret Zig Forums incelposter
wouldn't be shocked
Fags and women are narcissists
HOLY SHIT WAS THAT YEED? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Is it me or is EA fucking dumb? Why port Apex to Switch instead of The Sims which is a game that would work better on Switch and match really well with the casual demographic?
BABY YODA
OMG BABY YODA
>EA showcase is a Steam advertisement.
OH HECK IS THAT A BABY YEED POGGERS
SIMS ON STEAM MUH NIGGA! THAT'S WHAT WE WANTED ALL ALONG!
FUCKING SNOOOOORE
They should hire AlltheFallen to do the Sims segments.
wheres the golden letters mother fuckers
WHERE THE VIDYA !?
>WMBF
based
BABA YODA
the face...
Does anyone but women and normies care about the Sims?
>(*requires origin)
ZZZZZzZZZZzzzzZZzzzzzz
is this a tranny?
mami
>Steam 2
wtf
ludger is literally me
more like The Simps
DOCTOR FREEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAN
>trans sim
>hijab sim
>baby yoda
>interracial marriage
fuck me they really are checking all the boxes aren't they?
T I T A N F A L L 2 on steam
They didn't drop any more letters, did they?
Do minorities feel patronized by this shit?
>he turned off camera
Bros...
Deadspace free??
oh shit
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW BABY YODA
so, it's seems like it's a muh niggers, muh racism and muh diversity conference?
>watch an ea show
>WHERE DA BIDEO GAMES :DDDDD
yeeah
I don't remember correctly, but it was several games, I think I saw it in a thread
Do you feel the need to self-insert in games? 99% of the time I make characters, I rarely think to model them after myself.
ur A BIg guy
>which is a game that would work better on Switch
the sims would melt on the switch.
ALL OF THESE OLD GAMES ARE PLAYABLE
RIGHT
NOW
Why the fuck are they showing command and conquer? It's already out
>Titanfall 2 on Steam
BUT DO YOU HAVE TO BUY IT ON STEAM IF YOU ALREADY BOUGHT IT ON ORIGIN?
this is just so awful
Wtf was this on the stream?? I tuned in late BROS
what the fuck kind of show is this? they're literally just showing games that are already out
STEAM 2??!
C&C BASED
>please buy our game again
>can't even port my game from Origin
>no achievements
why
>you still need to install Origin anyway so it's not a big deal
GREAT show so far
I AM SILLY
I hope you will die subhuman nigger
>It's not even a dlc or an update
>they are ltierally presenting a 5 year old game at their E3
Gaming is fucking dead
>your favorite cult classic looks like a mobile game now
t-thanks
YEEDBROS
WHERE YOU AT
its because they are doing EA Access on steam
You have to double dip yes.
>trolls trolling trolls
based
>their whole conf is going to be "WE COMIN FOR DAT STEAM BUCKS! See we antiEGS! Buy our stuff!"
I miss video games
Minorities love being pandered to and given free shit and treated like children
Honestly considering first letter is E the code is probably just EAPLAYS
>THREAD IS GOING SO FAST NO ONE WILL KNOW I LOVE TO DRINK MILK
>Celebrating and promoting diversity in a game series most people use as a killing simulator
Jesus christ AHHHAHAHHAHHH
leftoids are bizarre as fuck
Announce something new holy shit
I fucking made madara uchiha on sims
Why do they sound so bored?
>Remastered
KANE LIVES
v-video games?
lmao, geoff is hating this shit
WHERES THE FUCKING LETTERS
THANK YOU NIG
TITANFALL2 CROSSPLAY?
PLEASE FUCKING REVIVE THIS GAME ON PC
oh yeah you like that cock milk you little slut?
Does that irritate you?
> Remastered 16 pixels in 4K
> Blurry as fuck
Is that a fucking joke ?
make a new c&c faggots
bonus points for not being fucking mobile
Tell me about BANE, why does he wear the mask?
shows how well snoy did it. Minimum amount of talking, just showing fucking games. 2
Have they announced anything yet? Forgot this was going on.
This is so fucking boring.
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES
>WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES
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>WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES
>WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES
>WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES
which kind
>Die Sims
yes please
I think so.
what happend to geoff
sauce
are they going to kill origin?
i mean there's now zero reason to ever use that piece of shit again since it's so annoying
>20 minutes in
>not a single NEW game
>Second letter is A
yep, I'm right
>yfw the code is just EAPLAY
ONIONS
Where are the video games
They already wasted 20 minutes with literally nothing.
Only thing I like so far is Crossplay. Even if the games with Crossplay I do not like I am just glad to see more of it.
it's EA bruv
code is EAT ASS
>this faggot again
THE SOI IS COMING OUT OF MY SCREEN
WHERE ARE THE NEW GAMES
If Xbox pulls this same shit, Sony automatically wins I don't care.
GUABLA?
>that "cat parents" picture with his/her $oyboy on the right
Absolute cringe.
Did they just announce a game thats been out for two weeks?
What the fuck is this
EA Originals has made some kino ...... no bully
Weird if true
I hate being pandered to
CAN I GO ONE SHOW AND NOT SEE THIS INSUFFERABLE FAGGOT
GAS THE BASEDBOYS CULTURE WAR NOW!
>These niggas putting all their shit on Steam so dumbass consumers purchase them again
>And nobody tells them that they'll need Origin anyhow
The scumbaggery
ENTER VIDEOGAMES
wtf is this tumblr shite
so i lost 20 minutes and they didnt anounce ANYTHING yet?
I actually like zoink
Are they moving away from Origin?
>developers are all male
uhhhh this is highly problematic sweeties
FUCK THE OSCARS
ANNOUNCE SOME FUCKING GAMES
Woke, diversity, trannies, faggots, more woke
Gaming isn't my hobby anymore. Congratulations, you won.
WHERE'S JOSEF
how long is this runny turd?
Anything good or is it sports sports sports?
>yfw the code is EATSHITNIGGER
The video game industry isn't about video games anymore. It's a political indoctrination industry now.
V-video games?
I dont care.
GTA 6 ORIGIN ONLY
Where are the new games?!
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED
DUMP THE EA STOCK BOYS
FAHK DE OSCARS
Holy shit, the password literally IS eaplays
SIMS
IT'S ABOUT PLAYING THE WAY I FEEL.
Anyone keeping track of the letters? I only got E and A so far
Oh hey Josef
EA NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
Yes. All of this seems like "aw, here you go little boy, we can put you in our video game. I know life is just TOO hard for you to do anything without our help (you obviously need us because you can't do anything yourself), so here's something we can offer you!"
T. Straight black male
it's a simulation
you win by achieving your own goals
FUCK THE OSCARS
>sims 3 ? definitely
some of the expansions should have fire warning
>sims 4 ? switch will be fine
it's a graphically updated sims 2
Looks like his soul is hanging on by a thread. Nearly been completely sapped.
the code is fucking EA Play
EAP
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
LMAO
TITS! GIVE ME FUCKING MILKIES FOR FUCK SAKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
YA BOY IS BACK
Mirrors Edge mobile lmao
EPOOPOO
HAHA MEME GUY LOOK AT OUR MEME GUY LOOK AT HIM LOL MEME MEME MEMEME HE SAID FUCK WORD FUCK FUCK FUCK FCUK
FUCK THE OSCARS
WHERE
ARE
THE
GAMES
EA
YOU
ABSOLUTE
GOBSHITES
FUCK THE OSCARS
Any game from EA that you actually want?
P
is someone writing down the letters
>tfw it's actually eaplayZ
FUCK DA OSCARS
Announce something
>censored the based man
It's the Oscars man
FUCK OSCARS
FUCK OSCARS
FUCK OSCARS
Based FUCK OSCARS guy
>"Lets stroke our cocks and call it a conference"
Jeez
I'M GONNA SAY IT
F...
There was an A? I just saw a P
OUR BOYS ARE BACK
>> 513047050
>less than 100 posts
>not even sticky
KEEEK
FUCK ZE OSKAR
how can anyone watch this fag after getting shit on by Jon Stewart
CIVIL WAR FRAG MOVIE
LE FUCK THE OSCARS MAN
WOO THE EDGE
I swear if I open this shit, and there's no video games
BAAAASED
based
>EAPENISPENISPENIS
more
what a chode, shut up give bf6
EAP
FUCK THE OSCARS
FUCK ZE OSCARS
Sweden
Yes
Look! It's the funny mememan!
Just show star wars please
>literally advertising a movie
you area fucking genius pal
Where do you enter the code?
Just give me battlefield 3 remstasterd I swear to fucking god
ANNOUNCE
SOME
FUCKING
GAMES
It's probably gonna spell out EA PLAY
sweden yes
Holy shit, show the fucking games. I know its not-E3, but jesus christ, so fucking preachy.
SWEDEN YES
You missed it
TWENTY MINUTES
AND NO NEW ANNOUNCEMENTS AT ALL
>fuck the oscars
>but he is making a self wanking feature length film
?????????
I hate when this happens
BASED SWEDEN
the sony thing was 1000 times better than this shit, it was just game after game after game after game, sometimes you had 1 retard in between talk for like 2-3 minutes and then next game, this is how every coference/event should be handled, right now i'm about to pass out due to how boring this fucking bullshit is, why the fuck is the "fuck the oscars" retard telling his life story, i don't GIVE A FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Titanfall 3. But it'll never happen.
BASED JOSEF IS A SWEDEN INVADER
>Lucky for sweden, because I've given them a *lot*
Yeah, I'm thinking this guy is based.
What the fuck this isn't video games
Josef is our guy
>literally talking about movies now
They haven't announced a single new game
ok
So he WAS a failed movie director and was just butthurt about not making something the oscars nominated, he's not as based as I thought
>giving exposure to the Tommy Wiseau of video games
>no new games at all
>45 minutes of social justice and advertisements
Jesus christ, this stream is the worst one yet
>Sweden
Is this just a documentary about this retard hack?
FUCK THE OSCARS
Depends entirely on the person.
A FUCKING MOVIE AD
If you have no games to show why even bother putting together all this shit
Ah yes what I wanted to see movies
are they gonna be revealing any games?
WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES
>bf3 revived just for a while
would be nice
fsaf
I mean yeah the Oscars shit was amusing but does he really need his own segment?
Is that a fucking gaming conference or just people crying over their life ?
Based Lebanese Chad. HE knows what's up
Boy I really love videogames
> Want video games
> Watch a EA conference
You brought this on yourselves you dumbasses
FUCKING ACCURATE
actually the balance sheet looks pretty good. Not sure I'd buy it, but it's definitely not a bad buy like AAL
why is he so obsessed with co-op gimmicks.
why are you guys treating this random dude like how reddit and keanu reeves
what game is it for the steam code?
b
yeah? you do know who he is ye?
Hell yeah I bet he gives Swedish women a lot.
haha swearing funny
Domestic abuse is fun.
even gacha games arent as big a waste of time as this
Im suddenly entertained at the ridiculousness
BLOW YO FUCKIN MIND
FUCK THE NINGENS
Jesus, imagine working for this fucking scrotum
C H A D A L E R T
H
A
D
A
L
E
R
T
...
SWEDEN YES
We don't know.
fuck you
FUCK DE OSCARS
If they don't announce any games in this event that interest me I will be quitting video games forever
fag
Alright I always appreciate a co-op game
holy fuck bros. next gen emotinos
dfsgfg
dkkdk
Based Middle Eastern chad
2020 rewind
>COVID
>Black Lives Matter
>No video games
I'm savvy
>people getting super upset at based Josef being on screen
A mechanic... for their emotions.
I had a dream of an EA BIG Collection
SSX Tricky, NBA Street Vol 2, Def Jam Vendatta and Freakstyle all in one package.
Then I woke up, and cried a single tear because nothing so beautiful could ever exist.
They're idiots. That's why.
>His game came to Steam.
Finally, maybe now I can find someone to play it with.
>Lebanese is a pretentious shithead
Who knew?
FUCK THE OSCARS
7 GAMES ON THE SWITCH. WE KNOW TWO OF THE GAMES
I HATE VIDEOGAMES SO MUCH PLEASE POST FRANKIE
say what you want but this guy has great energy I will never have
EAPL
>expecting EA to announce interesting games
???
Is it 45 minutes yet? Tick tock time is almost up.
ahha he said the funny maymay
Is every presentation this summer gonna be filled with 50%+ pandering. Where are the actual game announcements.
What did I enter in?
oh FUCK OFF
it's this guy?
>Quitting vidya
>Because of EA, of all the companies that you could be pissed at
weak
whit girls nipples are so gross
fake!
EAPL?
EAPLOOPOO
ouch. cat tounges are spiky you know
>IT LITERALLY IS EAPLAYZ
Halfway through
No new games
>that jew and his flag
hmmmmmmmm
holy shit what could it be
I think I’m going to not play video games anymore.
>It's a Tim Burton videogame
>israeli dancing in the background
poetry
JUST
name?
How much gold does this dragugr drop?
>swedish fish meme
What the fuck is up with that hair
EAPL is the code so far, almost certain it's EAPLAYS
This guy always has such enthusiasm and all his games are the weakest limp dick shit
Tomboy GFs for everyone after the stream
>BLACK LIVES MATTER
>ALSO FUCK THE OSCARS
What did they mean by this?
When does this shit ends? I have to sleep
Thank you Josef. Very cool.
Yes there was, it's EAPL so far
this guy has no shoulders
aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SWEDEN YES
BBC VR!!
God shut the fuck up about the story and show some fucking videogames.
It's a niche that wasn't being fulfilled all that much anyways
Man, this show makes me feel old as fuck
JOSEF MAKING SWEDISTAN GREAT AGAIN
>WHITE PEOPLE
CUNNYGE
BASED EA
Do not remind me of that travesty, please and thank you.
are we expecting anything good or are we just here to shit on EA
that fucking hair lmao
EAPLEASESHOWGAMES
What's wrong with his hair?
That’s true user what a cool guy
so fucking sick of greg miller
holy shit this guy's haircut
where do i input the code
Jon Stewart's entire argument boiled down to "You have to be held to a higher journalistic standard, but I can do whatever I want because it's just comedy bro" while knowing full well that his show had just as much political influence as anything else on TV, if not more. Tucker easily comes out winning that argument when you realize that Stewart is being a weaselly jew.
AHAHAHAHA
this guy needs some sleep
THAT HAIR
Leave it to Sweden
okay. well, if YOU 513049040 don't reply to this post YOUR mother will die in her sleep tonight.
GIVE ME ANIME TITS!
7 euro
The absolute worst part is they already wasted about half an hour and we still have Fifa infront of us... this is a shitshow
dont hurt me like thiss
ITS ABBY
>We've always been driven by our love for rich, visual storytelling
>and cock
EXTREMELY based
>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
WHO GIVES A SHIT
le depressed girl
Nothing.
Is that chink cultural pappropriation?
SHOW A FUCKING VIDEO GAME
Sweden is such a shit country
Why is there no sticky for this E3 event?
Don't E3 events always get stickies?
nigger
Based haircut
whats up, brotha.
Why do they look like they haven't eaten in weeks?
...
all this conferences are sucking my fucking soul out i want to die
Pssh geoff is sleepin
Guess i didn't watch this for nothing then.
EANIGGERSTONGUEMYANUS
>a literal dubs game
cool
fuck
Kill yourself faggot
Cute
Blah blah blah. Show some fucking gameplay
>
>
>
>
honky ass cracker
EA is so out of touch. Are you fucking kidding me? The only game they've shown is a game that's already out. Shit company.
Apex Legends news, EA's evil spokesperson appeared in a polo that looks like he was just out on a gold course to tell us how Black Lives Matter or something, and a lot of talk from the FUCK THE OSCARS dude.
I want to fuck female Weird Al
>muh "stop hurting america"
I felt that way when i was a teenager too, now that i'm an adult, it's clear that Tucker came out looking better than Stewart.
Fifa is the only reason people watch cuck
Dude is losing some hair but trying to make it work or something?
>IKEA shelves
>polo shirt
>random plant
>weirdly ponytailed hair
Yep, whitest image confirmed
>the kingdom of random
IM OUT
*holds up spork*
DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?!
WHITE people are fucking weird LMAO
I feel like I'm watching their kickstarter pitch
why the fuck is everyone doing the moving hands now
nigger
guarantee you this braid faggot is a pedophile.
Just a reminder that this company made games like BF3 before
Cute.
Why are you making the jannies work?
E3 ded for this, yisus....
oh fuck i just remembered they do FIFA and MADDEN, that's going to take out 15 minutes on its own at least
the show is almost already over and there hasn't been a single game
all these indie games look the same every fucking time
This, they never show anything interesting. I'm starting to hate AAA games more and more.
I like the look of this game
This actually looks ok bros
This guy looks like skinny fuck Willem Dafoe
Retard
THIS IS TRASH
>Tim Burton the Game
same
Because they need some motion on screen and it's the only way to get it in with that framing. At large events they don't have to because they can sweep the camera around and shit, but they can't do it with this format.
All games look the same every time
gambling is bad
>Jon Liebowitz
or hell
>John Oliver
They're both weasily pieces of shit that hide behind "I'M JUST A COMEDIAN BRO" when it's convenient for them. No one called out Jon Stewart for getting shit on by Cruz, because he's just a clown, and he's the political wing they agree with. Everyone calls out Tucker because MUH RIGHT WING even on things he's 100% right on. Liebowitz can get fucked
The ponytail is a tribute to his viking ancestors
We are sticky now.
based
I miss games for straight white males too.
Nice counter argument.
the soundtrack reminded me of medievil for some reason
1 decent looking game oh boy
>one dice
>a dice that has ruled this kingdom
>there is another dice
DIE
THE SINGULAR IS DIE
Die
why do you have that pic on your le gamer le pc?
lmao
she is cute
OVERWATCH 2
uhh... random
>excited
>a dice
What is this
>Incredible
>Multiplayer
>Franchises
Please no
are they picking worst freaks to make rest of us feel ashamed?
really tim burtonish
might be fun
multiplayer ganes
god I hate multiplayer games
Correct!
> Fortnite but with vehicles
Fucking end it already.
>"you know i had to do it to 'em"
Thanks user
No items
Rockets only
Final destination
Shouldnt they at least pretend to be excited about their own products?
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Where is his stream? Can't find it
>Overwatch with fewer weapons
>hero shooter #3,182
wow a new zoomer fortnite online arena game that'll surely mix things up in the industry
Except that Jon's argument was correct. Crossfire was a flagship program on a major 24/7 news network and The Daily Show was a comedy program, on a comedy channel, sandwiched between 2 other comedy shows.
Whats funnier is that people who try your weasel argument don't realize how embarassing it is.
Why is this game's art style like a 3D version of Calarts
>OVerwatch clone
>voice acting is very close or literally hired the same actors from OW
They must be doing it on purpose. Even Valorant hired Sombra from OW and the character she voices is LITERALLY a mexican brown girl with purple highlighted hair.
When did Ted Cruz shit on anybody aside from himself, his wife, and his constituents?
>another hero shooter with le quirky attitude
>hero shooter
WTF WHITEBROS
he's still learning EA's jewish ways, he'll ascend to full hand rubbing eventually
But what is the sexual orientation of these rocket shooting characters? that's the most important thing.
now I know why people hate the quips in marvel movies
