JUST

imagine giving a shit lmao

Technically it had plenty

I still don't know anything about the zombies in Cuckman's game

that asian masculinity we heard so much about

Zombies?

China’s future

Look on the bright side, at least he won't have to pay child support.

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WILD BEAT COMMUNICATION

Wow, super anticlimactic.

So abby kills joel and this jesse dude and yet ellie still lets her live at the end? What a joke lmao.

NOOOO KOJIMAAAA

>character is killed
>WOWWWWW FUCKMAN DOES IT AGAIN WOWWWWWW
i think TLoU looks mediocre but is the fact that he's willing to kill characters supposed to be an insult?

>run as fast as you can in to a closed room where your enemies are waving your arms about
>get shot in the face
how on earth did these people survive the cauldron of battle before these events.

It is more that he does it in stupid unsatisfying ways.

Jesse is part of the love triangle on the ellie side (ellie/dina/jesse).

He gets killed by abby after the couple in the love triangle on the abby side (owen/mel) get killed by ellie. And honestly I think owen/mel were better characters than jesse.

It's walking dead tier writing
>Kill hundreds of the antagonist's men
>All of a sudden turn over a new leaf and decide not to kill the main antagonist because revenge isn't the answer

That was so close, it could have been Ellie the one shot in the face.

>see out of context video of joel getting killed without playing the game
>woowwwwwww how unsatisfying! no buildup at all! wowwwwwwwww
??????

what happens to tommy?

No we know the context. It is still stupid. He saves Abby only to get shotgun'd shortly after and the kicker is she isn't even sure it is the guy she's after. She just shoots him because he happened to be named Joel.

Scheiße Bernd!

killing one person you intimately know and have a history with, who you also see begging for their life VS killing a bunch of nameless faceless who cares

#YellowLivesMatter

youtube.com/watch?v=bwXCqmJpqDI

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fucks a qt blonde and lives happily ever after

i love how EVERYONE IGNORES THE FACT THAT KEKMAN KILLED OFF TOMMY TOO

what a complete and utter dumpster fire of a game lol

Shouldn't have eaten that bigot sandwich

>RNG death
THIS IS REAL LIKE REAL LIFE
Peak writing

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What the fuck is wrong with Druckman and people walking straight through doors?
>Joel
>walks right in the middle of the room yelling HEY I'M JOEL REMEMBER ME?
>Ellie
>staircase room advantage
>can drop them all or at least can totally drop Abby
>can spot Joel from miles away
>walks straight into the room
>Jesse
>Opens the door as he walks through it

Forget politics, do these people ever watch movies? Any movie at all?

Tommy dies too? I thought they pistol whipped him unless something else happens later?

It's called realism, sweetheart.

whos jesse

>killing is fine if you don't know them
Good moral

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It's realism bro.

just fucking terrible camera work

>killing one person you intimately know and have a history with

Yeah the history is them murdering your friends. Why do I keep seeing this retarded point? Ellie has even more reason to kill Abby than the nameless mooks she can just sneak around.

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

Only thing I give a shit about for this game is seeing the scenes where tommy is on his vengeance rampage, he sounds like a beast

WOAH THIS REALLY MAKES ME THINK THAT VIOLENCE MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AND STUFF! NEIL DRUCKMANN IS A GENIUS!!!!!

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You are supposed to buy the suspense of disbelief that each characters that died has unlearned everything up to that point

Wait what the fuck? You play as Abby WHILE demolishing Ellie? I thought it's like an unbeatable boss fight from Ellie's perspective, but this is somehow even worse.

The year is 2020, but your vision definitely isn't.

>Donates sperm
>Immediately dies
Lol, the whole point of this character to be the surrogate father to the kid Ellie didn't want. Once his duty was done he was immediately tossed in the bin. Great writing Cuckman

Also, choosing to stop. Still shit, though

he's jewish and doesn't count as white whenever it's more convenient

Is Druckmann straight?

By the way this is how Neil chose to end himself in the game
youtube.com/watch?v=Z_Lwu1BCdBc
Talk about masochism.
He lost an eye, he's crippled but he lives.

Who

>shot in the cheek
>instant death
At least make it a headshot completely, Jesus.

>an unironic defense of "If you kill him, you're just as bad as him"

Day one purchase, huh?

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Are you being paid for being this retarded?

and then they run out on Ellie anyway

I've been watching a stream of this trainwreck and holy fuck I have never seen such bad pacing in a story in my entire life. It gets to a storys mid point then completely fucks off to tell a different story for like 10 hours with a flashback within a flashback within a flashback. I've seen fucking high school creative writing assignments from D grade students who understand writing better.

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Why do White people lack empathy?

at this point why would ellie let trabby go?

>You see this person murder your family with a golfing iron
>Spare them

I can't imagine how low test you have to be for this to be alright

Seriously? Was she murdering every dude named Joel up until then hoping it was the right guy? I wanna see that game.

>Two people pushing couldnt even budge the doors open
>She blows them open by diving at them
What

>Game attempts to send the message that "REVENGE BAD", even having Ellie give up on revenge at the last second something something "cycle of hatred" bullshit.
>Except Abbey IS allowed to get revenge and gets away with it while Ellie loses everything.
God, imagine coming up with this drivel.

If you kill your enemies, they win.

Rule for thee but not for me, son.

xqcL

Abby loses everybody except Crilin, Ellie is left with a crippled Tommy, Dina and the hapa babby, she just has to find them.
Keep in mind Lev is a woman so Abby can't even get fucked in the ass.

>BUT SHE BROKE THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE BRO
>BECAUSE LETTING HER LIVE AFTER BLASTING THROUGH DOZENS OF HER PEOPLE IS SUPER DEEP BRO, EVEN THOUGH ABBY HERSELF IS A PRODUCT OF SOME RANDO GETTING BLASTED
>THINK OF THE NARRATIVE BRO, PLEASE THINK ABOUT HOW HARD WE WORKED ON THIS GAME BRO

>Ellie lets her go after all this
Fucking hell. I knew from the outset that the game was going to be a dumpster fire, but this is something else.

Yes, then when she asks Joel for his name she immediately kneecaps him (which you think Joel would know than to give out his name better given everything he's done but who cares about acting in character right?)

That.... No, that is not how it works at all. You murder them and anyone who knows you murdered them, then you go on living.

Especially if they beat your closest friend to death with a golf club.

You just murder them all, man.

>revenge isn't the answer
Isn't? I mean, Abby got hers, and the person that went after her decided to spare her life, so she got away with her justice.

youtube.com/watch?v=bwXCqmJpqDI

It's deconstruction of genre. Every NPC you kill in game has feelings and life. They will come for you later. Killed bandit? You killed the PERSON with friends and dreams. Such masterpiece

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Abby is capable of making new friends across alliances fairly easily. Ellie is just fucking broken.

>Just needlessly charging into the kill zone like that

Seriosuly.
How the fuck did they survive this long?

I get that they're not tier 1 tacticool operators, but come the fuck on