Creates 4 hour long critique video on your favorite videogame

>creates 4 hour long critique video on your favorite videogame

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reeee Witcher shit reee clunky reee combat reee popular etc etc

At least he reviews games people have actually heard of and doesn't suck off Kamiya, unlike Matosis.

Meanwhile Mauler will create a a 48 hour part 1 of a 100 day long response and Zig Forums will suck him off

Just because you can talk for a long time, doesn't mean you're right.
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4 hours spent talking while only saying 5 minutes worth

>popularity is indicative of quality

his dragon's dogma video was ass

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fuck off with your autistic eceleb shit

i like watching people talk about games in depth. with a lot of games theres usually a lot to talk about and nitpick

Post more clips of him being an idiot on his stream

Never even played Silent Hill but this dude talks like a total moron.

>the town made him stupid
Never heard an agument against this

The real question is, what made joe stupid?

Zig Forums made you stupid

> 4 hours
> Can be condensed into 20 minutes or less

I like him though, he trolls his own audience.

he completly misses the point of why people watch reviews

>Zig Forums talks about the same games over and over for years
>gets made when someone makes a long video about a game
you guys don't think there's any irony here at all?

>is completely unable to comprehend why Silent Hill 2 was a milestone in video game storytelling

>spends the first 20 minutes prefacing the video with pointless personal information

No, I think you miss the point. Nobody watches reviews to "see if they want to play it" anymore. Most people have already made up their minds. These days people go to reviews moreso because they are interested in people talking about the game.

why do they calculate damage like that though?

Um uh um, I-I-I'm... I'm 30 seconds into explaining what I don't like about it, an an ahanuhhh... okay, les' luug les' luug ahdadah James f-fir fir a s-solid example. There was for a long time there, James... was not sure if Mary was acshully dead when he's the one that killed her.

The reason why I don't like it that no one acts like a person is that because they don't act like people there thih-nothing makes sense n' there can be no stakes and there can be no chain of events that acshully matters outside of, "Oh, that's cool." Hhhh... Because the way that they talk to each other an' the way that James goes thrur it, it seems like it's building to some surdof myst'ry and there's some sword of, "Okay, well, what's going on here?" Y'know, whatdehyih... and it's just like, "Oh, well, he just forgot about something." Orrr, "He doesn't really, he, he deh-he's not remembering well because the town is making him stupid."

>i don't watch it

It's a similar concept to RedLetterMedia talking about movies. I don't know why people like this causes you so much asspain

*is incapable of getting to the point*

Long words bad! Grug Zig Forumsbrain no can pay attention for more than 10 seconds! Internet video man should review stuff like Grug do!

>This game shit. You a retard. Wojak face

this still fucking baffles me, his opinion is like something a shitposter on Zig Forums would write to farm (You)s but he actually believes it

A commentary is not a critique. Youtubefags who mistitle their videos need to be hanged.

It's not like he would be good enough to make any valid criticism lol

4 Hours long and still has not said a single thing. Impressive.

RedLetterMedia are at least somewhat knowledgable about film history, and they've even made movies themselves. even if they're low budget and shlocky, making movies is still work, watch their Behind The Scenes for Space Cop.

Joseph has proven that he doesn't know much about the history of video games or at the very least doesn't care about it And I doubt he's made a video game. Also, RLM are fun and likable, Joseph is dull.

Someone post that one Mario Odyssey webm where he fails to run in a circle

he's always been stupid it's just that his videos are made with a lengthy incubation period where he's allowed to spend an extended amount of time formulating his thoughts.

his streams is just him rambling and stuttering all over the place because he has no prep.

and i do like his videos as more of an extended chronological recap of a game that i have no interest in playing, not so much his opinion.

I've come to realize that Zig Forums just can't stand it when someone genuinely gives their opinion without caring about the hivemind. It's clearly very offensive to most of you. A position like "I like this game, but it has a lot of problems" seems too nuanced for most of Zig Forums to handle.

why not?

The joe defenders are hilarious. Someone should post the clip where he says that games can’t control poorly

He can give his opinion and we can laugh at it

Good, I want to laugh at him.

>creates 4 hour long story summary of your favorite videogame with his own bad opinions sprinkled throughout
FTFY

Hamsterson is a fucking midwit

I wish he would. I'd love to see his shitter get shattered by my favorite games.
>THE GAME IS MAKING HIM STUPID

>Only made one long video in a year.
Did Zig Forums break him?

Zig Forums hates
>anyone who puts more thought into things than they do
>anyone who puts more effort into things than they do
>anyone who is more successful than they are
>anyone who is happier than they are

Zig Forums is a community of lazy, anti-intellectual, anti-fun narcissists who's closest thing to happiness they can feel is relentlessly shitting on everyone and everything else in the world to convince themselves that the rest of the world is as stupid and terrible as they are.

He's also stupid.

I don't mind his actual reviews
What i fucking hate are the obnoxious faggots who use him as the fucking standard.

They don't. He's just retarded.

When your opinion is laughably misinformed and seemingly unable to comprehend the context of when a game was released.
Again, he can think Silent Hill 2's story is subpar compared to modern games or whatever, but the fact that he doesn't understand what a giant leap forward it was over most games ever made in 2001 shows he either wasn't around for its release or doesn't care about historical context.

Oh, yes, the poor pariah Joseph Anderson being unjustly smeared by Zig Forums.

>creates 4 hour long explaining whats happening while sprinkling in critique about your favorite videogame
ftfy

well shit, i can no longer like that game now that dragon profile picture man doesn't like it

Because he's right about everything and makes Zig Forums seethe by being friends with Rags

was he not using a base endgame level weapon on a DLC boss and doing 0 damage?

this
everyone thinks its wrong just because the hivemind thinks something else is true

CANT
EVEN
RUN
A
FUCKING
CIRCLE

>is factually incorrect about every point he makes

why do they do healing like that?

any 'critique' of a video game that is 1 hour let alone 4 exists purely to generate ad revenue and to give loser gamers a feeling of critical engagement while they have it playing on a second monitor while they focus on something else.

this

idk, user. I don't like the healing mechanic either, that's why I downloaded the mod that removes all menu consumables with the exception of the ones that actually have casting animations.

>anyone who is happier than they are
>implying
People who spend their life hating on things are rarely happy

That can happen with Daimon or Death on certain vocations if you aren't high level enough

>is ugly
>is fat piece of shit
>writes garbage books with the most corny ass titles
>”I hate Witcher 1 combat”
I hate this pleb. Witcher 1 is the epitome of SOVL.