Favorite vidya quotes thread

>"I have testicles of iron."

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>of the things I desired this was not ever among them

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>"rather large gun going into place"

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>I am unable to withdraw without my acquaintance Hyperhover

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>I feel a small amount more energized at this instant!

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maybe i'm being a faggot, but i'm not sure they actually say these things...

Sniff it up your dick

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/lebbit/
And don't come back.

>I'm here to chew ass!

>The sweet bread dessert is a ruse!

Iron and steel are two different compounds, you fucking retard.

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They're both metal

>"nigga stole my ride"

>how unfortunate

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>I'M GONNA KISS YOUR FOREHEAD AND SMOOCH DOWN YOUR NECK

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>missing the joke

Cool

Iron isn’t a synonym for steel. If you want your false quote to work, you should say “metal” or “alloy”.

oh mother

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>Thank Satan this day has finally arrived.

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And another thing...
You're ugly.

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Fuck off please

BINGO!

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> I AM SILLY

That scoundrel named me unnecessary cargo!

why are duke nukem fags so unironically gay?

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>The honestly of it all is that the show was stacked against you from the start

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that's not true. i'm not gay it's just that it's ok if it's duke

I desire the area to vanish

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I am Ryan Andrew and I came to ask you something
Don't you want your sweat?
I want your sweat, speaks America.
I want your sweat, speaks Church.
I want your sweat, speaks Russia.
I said fuck off.
I picked the nuh-uh.
I picked Rapture.
Where Artists are sweaty.
Where Scientists are sweaty.
Where the Great are sweaty.
And you get Rapture if you're sweaty too...

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> honestly
You mean “honesty”.
> show
Not a synonym for “game”. Try again.
> stacked
Slightly better, but still not an appropriate synonym.

I suggest paying more attention to learning, before attempting this exercise again.

> My previous life was as a wanderer as yourself, but a projectile made impact between my femur and tibia.

>>>perusedthis

> previous life
He makes no reference to living before his current life. Try again.
> wanderer
Not a synonym of “Adventurer”
> femur and tibia
Not where the knee is located.

Man, Zig Forums is either brain dead man babies, or literal children.

or maybe you're just autistic

I have delayed you, haven’t I?

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Wow, congrats. In a week full of autists sperging over a mediocre movie game they won't play, you managed to be the most obnoxious asshole of them all.

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In order to communicate with us, your support team, to receive gameplay tips and advance the plot, use your finger or thumb to activate the contact on the button marked 'Select' on your PlayStation 2® controller.

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>this town ain't big enough for a boss AND a snake
Always makes me tear up

Everyone involved was deceased. The very last echoing sound of a gunshot was the finalization of the entire road that I had travelled until this very moment. I let go the finger from the weapon's trigger... and thus my story came to a close.

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Nope, I’m just not a moron. Do you call everybody that isn’t stupid like you “autistic”? Try harder, that insult is played out in [current year].

Besides, everybody knows that an autistic’s forté is math, not literature.

Incorrect; in the original quote, he posed a rhetoric by “huh?”. By posing this as a directed question, you’ve already failed.

Better than the rest of these spergs, but still just short of success.

>I'M HERE TO CHEW ASS AND KICK BUBBLEGUM

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If “obnoxious” is what you call not placating to morons too stupid to get a grasp on their native tongue, then sure. I’d rather be “obnoxious” than mentally deficient.