I bet you faggots didn't even play this masterpiece. I couldn't have been the only guy jerking it to the thought of Shadow and Maria's make up sex when they finally got reunited.
I bet you faggots didn't even play this masterpiece...
Christopher Anderson
Leo Hernandez
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
Jose Nguyen
THE MORE THE MERRIER
Connor Scott
best soundtrack in the series
Easton James
God no.
Nicholas Gomez
Yeah it was cool but I didn’t jerk off to it because I don’t have mental illness
Eli Johnson
>when they finally got reunited
Yeah, in death.
Brandon Evans
Shadow the Hedgehog is my favorite terrible game of all time. The entire game is turbo autismo. The 246 endings that are actually the same still get me every time.
I wonder if there's someone out there who played it 256 times to unlock every single one.
Nobody can fault the music though.
David Hernandez
I played it 50 times, and it fucking killed my gamecube
Colton Martinez
This game will always be shit. Even my underage self knew it was hot garbage 15 years ago.
Jason Thomas
>shadow the edgehog
>masterpiece
more like master pice of shit. did you fall asleep during the absolutely shit hero missions? can you defend having to clear the game 20 different times to unlock the true ending?
Lincoln Smith
>50 times
What's your favorite quote from the game?
Jason Johnson
I got through every path to unlock the Last Story but I can't remember if I powered through to get all the "endings"
Justin Price
>The 246 endings
lol it's 326, son.
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>Library Cutscenes
Isaiah Edwards
I will never stop asking for a sequel. There was so much potential.
Robert Perez
>Nobody can fault the music though.
I don't care if this is an ironic post because I loved the literally who Three Days Grace and Breaking Benjamin wannabe tracks.
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Michael Perez
The one I found the funniest? Probably "Disgusting black creatures, get out of my sight!" just because of how intensely the line is read
If you just mean whatever line is burned into my skull from hearing it a thousand times it's probably either
"YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MORE THE MERRIER",
"Eggman...TARGET ACQUIRED. LOCKED AND LOADED...FIREǃ", or
"Charging particle beam cannon. Energy charge complete. PARTICLE BEAM, FIRE!"
Jacob Hill
>Maria
Probably less porn of her than even Princess Sara.
Alexander Stewart
Mason Reyes
what's the difference between those if we have like 10 differents endings already?
Leo Sanchez
The boss quotes really are annoying.
I never understood the plot of the game. I still don't know who's Maria or what's her importance in the story, or why there was some slaughter in the space station.
Brandon Barnes
The main theme is the best.
Nathaniel Kelly
sonic music is cringe
Evan Jenkins
What about "HOLD STILL, YOU DEVIL!"?
Adam Thomas
>pic
>Shadow is "dead" between the end of SA2 and Heroes
>President has a picture of him and Sonic on his desk
>Furry president hit up Shadow for a photo op after Heroes and he actually agreed
What happened to Sonic Team after SA2? Did they lose their only good writer or something?
Owen Hughes
>two Maria levels on the ARK
>one of them is a mental manifestation/projection of Black Doom dramatizing the escape from the ARK
>the other is just Shadow having a PTSD episode from an alarm and flashing back to a bunch of Artificial Chaos busting loose
>they're both the worst levels of the game
So close but so far.
Jack Jenkins
No one played this masterpiece besides the real Sonic fans.
Zachary Jones
I'm guessing this is something that happens after Heroes and before Shadow The Hedgehog. Probably the two stopping Eggman and the president congratulates them. Of course I'm probably wrong and it's just Sonic Team being retarded.
Robert Sanchez
I played the first level on a ps2 demo disc like 500 times. That one level is better than the majority of regular sonic games. Homing attacks plus guns with buttery smooth movement
Matthew Brooks
FIND THE CUMPUTER WOMB!
Shadow suffered from the sudden replacement of the old voice cast with the 4kids dub, and that went a long way to ruining the game's credibility. As an offshoot of the Adventure formula though the game works surprisingly well, although some level design is just wank.
Jason Ortiz
Shadow has one of the worst OSTs in the franchise
That means it's still decent but come on nobody could unironically think it's the best one
William Powell
Even if it's one of the worst in the series it's still an 8/10 by itself.
Sebastian Robinson
No, the voices are just a small part of why the game is garbage. Any mission that isn't get to the end of the stage is horrible, the utter lack of consistent story progression makes the game nonsensical, every enemy attacking you no matter what allegiance/mission you're doing is retarded, and in the end it all doesn't matter because of the last story.
Carson Wilson
Brother I grew up with post-grunge bands in the 00s. Shadow the hedgehogs vocal tracks are the fix.
Nolan Collins
There might be some line of dialogue explaining it in the game. I'd have to play it again. But I don't want to endure that pain again.