*ruins entire game*

*ruins entire game*

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*Druckmann's self-insert ruins the game*
It's like poetry

>gets every mole and freckle exact
>shrinks the tits

>why yes I am Jewish how could you tell?

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>subverts and ruins perfectly functioning societies
Why are anglos like this, bros?

>implying that's not a falseflag so journalists can easily say ALL the bad reviews are bots.

watchu doing here exodick?

That doesn’t look like Abby.

I don't care what anyone thinks

she's cute

That's neither Abby nor Druckmann, that's just a cute Jewess

>Anglos

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Does she get fucked?

Damn this is depressing how obvious they are at this point.

lmao nobody ever does planning on a public or even private forum when people go and review bomb shit, they just know to do it.

You know for the longest time I thought I had seen that actress before, now I remember where. She looks like a young Sofia Coppola, on Godfather 3 she was clearly cast to be an ethnic beauty, I wonder if Cuckmen just caste a jew looking italian to be his ethnic beauty.

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>cucks Ellie and gets blacked
Uhm, based?

Can I get a quick rundown on why TLOU2 is causing such a shitstorm? I've never played the first or second game.

Technically yes, since she ends up getting pregnant by the Asian guy and you end up being a cuckqueen.
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I hate her so much and am just waiting for her to die so I can start enjoying the game.

good goyim

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Are there even any zombies in this fucking game?

Lots of memeable shit like a sex scene and a boomer decking some trans kid and the protagonist getting her fingers bit off.

Besides that though the plot just doesn't make any sense, she goes on a murderous rampage to get revenge and then lets it go at the last second

Besides the cinematics there's a couple dozen in the whole game

We don't want unrealistic depiction of female bodies in our game.

Honestly she´s one of the best characters in the game.

Source: me, just finished it some hours ago

That`s not a good thing faggot, it`s self indulgent and shameless trying to force a jew character like that. Jewmen does not have an ounce of self-reflection on his work.

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what neil druckmann is proving is that hitler wasnt that bad!

The first game was a movie game about a dude losing his wife and shit in the zombie apocalypse and finding a girl that was immune to zombieitis and protecting her from people who wanted to cut her up.
The 2nd game kills the main character of the first via an ambiguously trans roid raging negress who you play as for half the game, the other half being playing as the daughter. There is barely any content other than cutscenes, it’s a political piece talked up to be “the next evolution in gaming”, and the director put a Pokémon card of himself in the game with 100 int, 60 STR, and calling himself a genius. And the tranny bitch doesn’t even die at the end, the daughter character just gets her fingers bit off and walks away

Was there any statement about why they shrank her breasts, or defensive arguments for it? Isn't this body shaming, suggesting women with large breasts can't be characters?

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Ellie is a full blown lesbian and you have to experience cringe teenage romance with an ugly jew
The main bad person is a woman who the devs gave a literal male body for some reason, some are saying it's a tranny.
Joel gets killed by this tranny-thing.
Your ugly jewish girlfriend ends up cucking you and getting pregnant
You are supposed to care about her leaving Ellie, or something.
The entire plot of the game is a basic boring revenge tale
You don't actually get revenge and ellie lets her go.

The plot revolves around every single person choosing the course of action that will make everyone, especially themselves, maximally miserable.

It's like The Room and The Human Centipede had a baby.

Why kill off the main character of the first game? Ellie didn't care that he got killed?

Neil likes them small

She was too feminine.

They probably thought guys would actually find her attractive if she had big tits.