Game has an instant kill move

>game has an instant kill move

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That wouldn't knock me out

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Juat standing up knocks you out

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Didn't even look like he hit him. Was it nerve gas?

dana rigged it

>Game has vehicles

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he drove his head directly into his knee

>game has assassinations

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>enemy has an op move

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I'm getting serious "rigged, fake, acting" vibes from this clip.

Yeah same honestly dude that probably wouldn't even phase me lol

It wouldn't knock anyone out. It's fixed.

if someone were to try that on me, i would simply move my head away from his knee

You could just move to the left or right you know.

>eh that old lady is just going to get ran over I've seen tons of China videos like thi-
JESUS FUCK

Fucking beautiful

The good old cock and balls to the face maneuver
the UFC is so corrupt it hurts to watch

Combat sports are never violent enough to be interesting.

why would he fake getting brain damage? Because the way he goes stiff as a board is a signature of brain damage

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>enemy taunts you after winning

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are motorcycle helmets prohibited in China? why does no one wears them there?

Guilty Gear Xrd?

Wow.

FUCK, I was eating, made me choke

KEK

>game doesnt have a dpi setting

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>enemy has combo attack

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ahhahahahahahahahahah

Based.

>game has a useless joke move

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Bike helmets are legally required. No one cares.

LMAO

You'd have to make it up the stairs to the octagon first

So did the door slam on he leg and quickly break it, or did the pole slowly break it?

Why didn't she just pull her leg all the way in initially?

Why not just break?

Why drive if you're THAT retarded??

this isn't very impressive, i could easily win a fight against a child

>Why didn't she just pull her leg all the way in initially?
>Why not just break?
>Why drive if you're THAT retarded??
It's China. That's the only answer you need.

>enemy can parry your instant kill move

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You're suppose to spin through a missed kick but i forgot how lethargic Punk looked in the octagon.

I'm surprised he never came back to pro wrestling, must have actually saved his money.

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lol why did he tap out? what a pussy

She was putting her foot out to try to stop the car from moving.

Dude directly kneed him in the center of his head, I don't think the other guy's gonna recover from that any time soon.

>tfw all 3 judges scored in Conor's favor for all 4 rounds in Khabib vs Conor when Conor spent the whole match getting beaten like he was a civilian

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heelhooks are scary shit and ryan hall is very good at them.
I have a bunch of his bjj dvds, the dude is fucking smart but the blinking he does gets annoying.

yeah okay mothercucker
YOU get put in a hold like that by that same guy and see what happens

i would not tap out

.....with her foot. Instead of the breaks.
Gotdamn bugmen.

because his ankle was about to break

I used to kick box and at some point discovered I could check anyone's kick with feeling it very much.

It's fun being able to make people regret trying to kick.

lmao all the other bugpeople just sitting there watching a bugchild get it's skull caved in.

he recovered after the fight and is fine, knees and elbows to the head happens quite a lot in the ufc

>failing the QTE

i think the brakes failed and the next instinct is to just stick the leg out. i almost did the same shit on an ATV

When u get put in a heel hook, your tendons snap before you can actually feel the pain and that means early retirement. Fighters know how dangerous the move is so they tend to tap prematurely

i was really looking forward to the fight he had scheduled in may, fuck the corona meme. i hope he gets it rebooked soon

based repressed anger towards childhood bully bugman

lil bitch got what was coming to him
bet he'll never fuck with people again after that

Gave that dude brain damage. Fuck.

Women are in fact, that retarded

Child deserved that to be honest

If you dont all the ligaments in your knee get torn. Shit doesnt look like much but it'll cripple you almost instantly.

>Your knee to my face style! How do you like it?

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Yeah because he's fuckin dead

Don't forget to hit their leg with your knee

hot

This is the kind of shit Americans needed growing up, would've stopped the SJWs

WAKE ME UP!!

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You don't know much about fighting or sports in general to ya bud?