You have 10 seconds to tell me why you think Yakuza games are shit

You have 10 seconds to tell me why you think Yakuza games are shit

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I don't like the Japanese.

they're not?

I don't think they're shit, just not for me.

I love yakuza except for 7 fuck that one
but the rest are amazing

I don't like movie "games".

Because I love the story but the combat gets repetitive about 10 hours in. I'll just watch a Yakuza movie instead

Dragon Engine

I don't like japan enough to appreciate them

Because every game about criminals is a bad game. The Law > criminal scum

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based and respectable-pilled

Post your rankings

0 > 6 > 4 > 5 > K2 > 2 > 3 > 1 > Kiwami > TLOU2 > 7

17 games
Half of them reuse so much content they make Ass Creed and CoD look like a fucking joke
The last send off game with Kitano was step back in every direction outside of graphics
7th mainline game was once again a fucking joke of a story, laughably bad gameplay (comparable to $5 garbage bin PS1 JRPG games), and even that game which was supposed to be "new" with so much new content as said by developers still reused shit load of content, even the new city itself had majority of textures, models, pedestrians, shops just straight lifted from previous maps and placed around few unique building recognizable from Yokohama
Basically the series wouldn't turn to shit if they stopped making those games by Kenzan and just made the final game that would take all the good things from 3,4,5,6 and just end it for once

Kazuma is almost too badass

lol nice fuck 7
personally I think 2 is better than 0 I also want to play ishin and kenzan if they ever get localized

I feel like Ishin could probably take the top spot.
Also forgot Judge Eyes - would probably put that above 3.

Too long.

I knew 7 was completely different in terms of genre, but does it actually suck? that's disappointing to hear

Understandable have a nice day

Why does it look like they put 80% of their budget into the character's faces? They look crisp as fuck

I don't like playing a bad guy. Yakuza are thugs and deserve a bullet, just like antifa, Jews, and fags

I got carried away by the minigames, the story seemed uninteresting and i didn't got used to the fighting
might give another try

Because they did

Because this man will shoot me if I like them

yes the mc looks like eric andre the command based combat is lame and does not fit the series it also tries way too hard to be silly

you are probably one of those people who got arrested in gta, while in a helicopter.

>final boss is the businessman
>and again
>and again

sda

They're great.

terrible writing
combat so bad they've spent the past 10 years trying to fix it but it only got worse, so they gave up and took it out entirely
spending the majority of your time going back and forth in the same area for hours
cutscenes play out painfully slowly until the game decides to go CUHRAYZE and none of that slow setup meant anything because now it's a big dumb cartoon with no consequence and illogical twists upon twists just for 5 seconds of drama

i don't, but they could be a lot better with minimal effort

They are okay.
Combat is a bit too simple, but still satisfying due to the animations.
The Japanese humor is a bit too much for me sometimes.

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That guy looks like asian CIA

Because I dont want to have to learn how to play gucking mahjong to 100% the game! Fuck it's super bosses and other pointlessly grinding or difficult or obscure shit.

P.S. I love the games.

Even as a big fan I can step back from the series and look at it and accept that they are mostly shit. Yakuza fans seem to usually have one or two entries tha tthey adore and they keep buying the games in the hopes of having that much fun again, but the series has been on the decline for years and nobody wants to accept it. It's sunk-cost-fallacy The Series.

that's fair. a lot of people have invested in the characters and sega knows this. kiryu's story should have ended at LEAST four times by now and the reasons to pull him back in have been worse each time but fans just can't help themselves. even if they know it's shit they'll keep playing to see how his story ends, but it never will. 6 pretended to be the big ending, but it wasn't. they can't even advertise 7 without revealing kiryu is back. he'll never go as long as they can keep dangling him like a carrot and milk a few extra sales out of him.

Because i absolutely despise the "japanese" way of depicting anything in a video game. It's childish, cringe worthy as absolute fuck and the humor sucks fucking ass.

but user what if a cute girl was embarrassed lmao
what if a cute girl found herself in an embarrassing situation and she acted like a 5 year old getting embarrassed hehehe lol imagine!!!