Someone tell Japanese devs that these don't make your character cooler

Someone tell Japanese devs that these don't make your character cooler

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I'm not just gonna lie to the japanese like that

Smoking absolutely does make you cooler, it means you’re a hedonist with no regard for your own life

but they do

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Smoking absolutely makes anybody cooler. It's stupid, unethical and unhealthy but add smoking to anybody and they're cooler.

Marlboro man without ciggie: just some Brokeback cattle herder FAGGOT
Marlboro man with ciggie: absolutely B A S E D

yeah those scenes in Yakuza would have been way cooler if they were Juuling or sucking on a popsicle instead huh

Its not about being cool.
Japanese people smoke up a storm.

They literally do tho

It's very aesthetic, though

>or sucking on a popsicle instead huh
Well I mean

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But they do. When I’m out at a bar trying to chat up some ladies, I’ll usually pause in the middle of the conversation, act aloof, take out a box, put one of my ear and say ‘Excuse me, I need to go for a a cig. Want to come with me?’. Makes them wet every time.

it does though
besides, there are plenty of cool japanese characters that don't smoke cigarettes or use alcohol, Dante being the biggest example.

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My nigga

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>thinking that literally sucking a tiny corporate dick makes you "cool"

Enjoy lung cancer lol

homo cancer

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this is why people wojak post

Let me guess, you vape because you think it doesnt cause cancer dont you?

What does smoking feel like?

My grampa spmoked since he was 15 and he lived to 95

>lung cancer lol
better than colon cancer

I just do steroids bro. None of that smoking/vaping crap

It's weirdly pleasurable, like shoving a Q-tip into your ear

Kind of like breathing but there's smoke.

Smoking is gross but it absolutely makes people look cooler, I'm not even sure why.

Smoking also raises a person's risk for colon cancer

I don’t think anyone is denying they are awful for your health

We all just agree that they make you look cooler 100% despite being literal cancer

>Q tip in ear
Thats also bad for you

>LOOK MOM, I ANSWERED TO EVERYONE

No, smoking has a place in media. But not like fucking Jewllywood and their retarded "only bad guys can smoke in movies" bullshit.

I quit years ago faggot. Doesn’t mean it’s not badass.

only if you do after anal

>such a huge pussy he won't even smoke in a video game

probably something to do with billion dollar ad campaigns to make it look cool

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Bags of sand

It tastes like shit. But the act itself of smoking something is stupid addictive and feels great. Warm smoke fills your mouth, you move it around and inhale it, pause for a bit and puff it back out. You can even do tricks with it. It’s relaxing, and I’m not even talking about the nicotine.

To be fair, Japanese cigarettes produce less damage than American ones.
That's why even tho Japan has a high rate of smoking, its rate of cancer it's low compared to USA

I liked it in Vanquish where you could throw a lit cigarette as a decoy.

yeah but you can clean your ears with Q-tips the RIGHT way, by starting at the top of the ear canal where the bone stops you when pushing up, and rotate in a circle and kinda scoop the wax out, pulling out as you do

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