Ellie got the shit end of the stick compared to based blasian Clementine
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Adam Clark
Adrian Perez
I mean..
Easton Campbell
>Choosing the inferior choice of partner
>Not having the based Chad Louis
Ryder Harris
>not tongueless louis
the shame
Juan Rodriguez
>Clementine gets a happy ending with her friends, her lover, a kid she adopted and has closure with Lee
>Ellie gets battered, beaten, and shat on, watches Joel die by some cunt, gets beaten up by said cunt twice, then doesn't even have the stones to kill the murderer in the end
Yeah, I'm thinking Clementine is based
Josiah Peterson
>Snipping Louis' tongue
The audacity of this nigger
Parker Murphy
Speaking of Clementine, wasn't she a lesbian too?
What is it about the zombie apocalypse making everyone gay?
Carter Smith
>romancing louis and then letting him get tongueless
get some taste, would've been the perfect route if they actually put effort into making it decent
bisexual but guess too much male on male violence does that to you
Mason Parker
You can choose to have her either be a lesbian, straight, or reject both the dick and the vag
You could also imply she was down to fuck Gabe the bitch, if you were that much of a slut for him
Camden Rogers
>kissing a dude in a video game
William Miller
Yep.
-Father figure died with dignity
-Had cuter love interest
Elijah Ortiz
How did Clem turn into blasian? Her parents were black. That's not how genes work
Easton Murphy
Not just that
>Had multiple love interests and chose one
>Grew up to be a fine, competent woman who also doesn't fuck around
>Is more competent than fucking anyone else ever
>Raises a nog into an alright kid
>Still remembers her father figure fondly even in dream form
Connor Cook
her mother is clearly half black, half Asian, while her father is purely black
Therefore she is also a Blasian
Blake Wilson
>Not kissing a dude as a girl
>in a video game
Isaac Gonzalez
based
Daniel Perez
girls should kiss girls
boys should not exist
trannies are an abomination in both directions
Charles Anderson
>girls should kiss girls
wrong
>boys should not exist
Also wrong you extremely gay fag
Wyatt Barnes
Homosexuality is a sin against humanity.
Charles Hernandez
being Chinese is a sin against humanity
Connor Kelly
Yes. But less so than homosexuality.
Connor Adams
I can get over girls kissing girls
but Chinks are a plague that need to be culled.
Japs and Koreans are the only based ones out there, Chinks are worse than homosexuality
Mason James
How very homosexual of you.
Nolan Long
You mean based
Brayden Johnson
gay men are based because they're not competition for me and they don't add to the overpopulation problem
Camden Powell
fuck off dyke
Thomas Reed
It's entirely upto the player if shes a lesbo or not
Hunter Lee
comparing lee's death to joel's doesn't really work. Lee dies at the end of the first game and it makes sense. It's not like you watch him die and then continue the rest of the game playing as the zombie who bit him
Josiah Phillips
Niggers aren't human, convince me otherwise
Zachary Butler
no i mean mental
Nolan Rogers
I mean, Clementine didn’t get cucked twice so yeah.
Nicholas Stewart
Ellie may have gotten the shittier end of the stick, but that doesn't magically make Clementine's story good.
Seriously, Season Two and Season Four were fucking awful.
Aaron Ward
I can with ten names:
Louis
Coach
Lee Everett
Clementine
>Remembuh Me?
Sergeant Major Johnson, supreme pussy slayer
Drebin
Carl Johnson
Tavish McFinnigan "Demoman" Degroot
Eli
name me 10 whitoids that are even remotely human, nigger