Why didn't they bang?

Oh shit I forgot the name of that - thanks user.

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presumably because she was too old

He didn't get a chance before the dlc made her a lesbian.

Straight sex is anti-semitic

I used to creep on Ellie in the first game all the time

>Would sneak close to her character and pretend to sniff her hair
>Every time I crafted items I'd imagine making gags and zip ties to keep her bound
>Would LARP sections of the gameplay without Ellie that she was merely asleep and I'd had my way with her unconscious body

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Madonna-whore complex. i.e. He saw Ellie as saintly, innocent uncorruptable hqnp like his daughter, while probably plowing Tess on the side in the most degrading way possible.

Geez, user, get - and I say this with no cruelty - a life.

I'd imagine he just cooms using his imagination, there's no way he didn't pop a stiffy throughout the first game unless he was sterile for some reason.

cause joel is based and not some cringy pedo

Maybe Joel was gay

They made Ellie lesbian in The Last of us 1 DLC just so people would stop shipping them.

Wtf is your problem? If we're being realistic Joel did all of those things in character at least once or twice so me doing them was simply role playing. If I was a creep I'd also add

>Watched her get changed and dress each morning while stroking himself
>Wrote stories about her in his diary where they marry and have a family with multiple nubile daughters
>Sell her body for food and resources to horny middle aged men when needed

But no I was merely larping so don't you typecast me, bigot

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Didn't they? There's so many clips of them out fucking.

because she's like literally his daughter man

I like how I have no investment in this series except videos of Ellie and Sarah getting pounded and I can still cause such a controversy by just editing the tweets of some people

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A man can bang his daughter without making it weird

fpbp

Exactly. It's based and red-pilled too.
>catch her after she's just had her shower, relaxed and in her pajamas
>Walk into her room and ask if she wants to watch a movie
>pick her up by grabbing around and just under her butt cheeks, lifting her to wrap her arms and legs around you
>carry her to the couch where you have enough blankets to be extremely cozy
>Sit down on the couch with her in your lap and drape a blanket over both of you to watch the movie
>after you're both relaxed, move her hair to the side, hold her tight and nuzzle her neck softly
>begin slowly kissing her neck, pulling her shirt to reveal more of her bare shoulders
>move one hand to her chest and the other to her thighs and explore
>You want your hardening cock pressed up against her tushy and begin rocking her body back and forth
>....

The only good thing to come out of this franchise are the Sarah animations.

Nothing comes up, what do you mean?