ITT: We come up with names for new Ace Attorney characters

ITT: We come up with names for new Ace Attorney characters
>An insurance salesman named Justin Case

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I'm ESL and only got like half of those names. Could a kind user explain the rest?

A Damn Liar
Criminal
Evil-Hearted
Guilty Party
I Killed 'Em All
Innocent
Empty and Depraved
Red Handed

>An insurance salesman named Justin Case
This is really good, user.

>A writer named Paige Turner

Penn C. Illpusher

Thank you, kind Axe P. Lainer.

A lot of bands or artist put Justin Case on the VIP/ guest list.

Its always worth a try at a festival or something.

Evil rich CEO lady called Ava Reese

A corporate office lawyer slut with blonde hair and a set of DDs from Kansas called Rosie Palms

nice one

thanks
chuckling

Why?

Handy Capable

just in case, you know?

Greg

Andy K. Pavel

A suspected shooter named Notem Portant.

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>Gil T. Partie

Sensible chuckle

R. Kee Olojist

Mike Hawk lol

Dia Lait

A transsexual murder victim?

The murderer is Foar T. Pursent

Biggs Brudder - a pervert guard who indulges in voyeiristic tendencies while watching the security cameras of the building he works at

Patsy Lentz - a farmhand girl, secretly the killer behind a series of crop poisonings that have killed customers of the produce chain her boss runs as a means of protesting corporate greed

Vladdy M. Palor - Loser emo kid pretending to be a vampire. Comic relief, seems like he’s about to grow up at the end of his case, but instead decided he’s gonna pretend to be a werewolf now.

kek

Hot coldman
Die hardman

Fuckin kek

McMurderson is probably the nicest guy you'll ever meet.

Raymond Pist

Chet Poaster

>Quiu Mii-Nao
A chinese with suicidal tendencies.