Why does Nintendo keep doing this?

Why does Nintendo keep doing this?

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Sneed

*new* Sneed

Bing bing wahoos will buy anything with a pikachu on it

*new* Sneed For Nintendo Switch

Snigger?

doing what?

I'll bet Pokemon Snap is more fun than TLOU2.

To make it harder to look for second-hand games and consoles on eBay.

Why do people like pokemon snap in the first place?

*new* sneed and feed and chuck with suck and fuck

My favorite game is New Super Mario Bros.
No not the new one you fucking cretin
New Super Mario Bros. the game New Super Mario Bros.!!!! Dickhead
Yeah fuck you too

I don't get it?

>New Super Mario
>New 3DS
>New Pkmn Snap
oh no, how fucking unbelievable the sheer amount of times they did it

>mfw this is gonna be $60

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i mean doing anything is more fun than TLOU2
even watching paint dry

Did someone say Pokemon Sneed

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It shows the Pokemon world in a natural way. Creatures living in their habitats and behaving differently like in the anime. Gameplay wise theres not much to it

It's comfy

Marketing to mentally challenged individuals.
After retards buying the wrong Pokemon DLC, you need to make the title literal, unless you want to see them buy the N64 game and break their switches trying to fit the cartridge.

Didn't Miyamoto want to name A Link Between Worlds New Legend of Zelda?

if it doesnt include an upscaled n64 pokmn snap it can fuck right off
if it did it would be a system seller for me(now that theres a few other games i could also get now)

i wont know 99% of the shit in this new snap game

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I don't get it.

Feels like we dodged a bullet, not getting New Donkey Kong Country and New Kirby's Dreamland.

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They gave up on logos when they realized nintendofags would buy anything with the words Mario or Pokémon slapped on it.

Because it shows pokemons living as somewhat wild creatures in the world instead of random encounters in the grass or doing nothing on the wild area.

On rail shooter with a unique mechanic that changes the basic gameplay of that genre.
Lots of variables making it fun to replay stages.
Huge change of pace from most games.

If the sequel doesn't have 4x as much content people are gonna be mad, it's only accepted as it is because it was understood that rendering all those Pokemon and animating them in environments like that was a big undertaking on the N64 by a small team.

Calling it "Pokemon Snap 2" as a sequel to a freaking 21 years old game is not a good marketing strategy. They know that a lot of their audience are children and didn't were alive when the first one came out.

It´s true that makes everything really confusing, like... "New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe" it's an horrendous name.

I don’t think Japan sees the word new like we see it, which is why Nintendo uses it all the time.

What a weird complaint.

>Super "title"
>"title" 64
>*New* "title"

It's par for their course

In reality the vast majority like it because they get to take cute pictures of pokemon

Zig Forums makes the worst memes

For me, I like nature photography as a hobby since being a child and having a game about that was a fun experience.

I didn't even like Pokemon that much, lol.

why doesn't nintendo make a pokemon smile equivalent for smash players?

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This. Was about to post the same.

When I worked at Nintendo for a few years, there was discussion with some training leads about the headache caused by the "New Nintendo 3DS" branding for NA. Japan didn't label the system with "new" as in using whatever the Japanese translation for newness is, they used the English word "new" because it was cool in Japan and didn't really care about the confusion it caused in English-speaking countries.

Pokemon Sneed & Chuck

Super Title and Title 64 refer to the console the game was released on. Although I wouldn't put it past them, I don't think Nintendo has released a consoled called "New Nintendo Console."

This, its super comfy. Every couple of years i bust it out and its a nice way to relax.

Why didn't you fucks just give it a divergent name like the NES/SNES?

Don't know, but it's relatively minor, who cares

It actually is called Triforce of the Gods 2 in Japan. Triforce of the Gods being the Japanese tile for a A Link to the Past.

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They see it the way we see "新".
Shin sounds badass.

What? There's nothing wrong with putting "New" in the title! It's timeless and always relevant.

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>using deodorant in the shower
What did they mean by this

It's fun dude. Figuring out all of the secrets in the game and if you do poorly you get scolded by daddy oak.

Jump Rope Challenge for Nintendo Switch is more fun than TLOU2

Because their games are aimed at children and none of them played game 1 so parents wouldn't want to buy game 2.

Autism

if only there was someone, anyone who could make a pokemon game

Old spice has body wash

>2020
>p*kemon

What's the issue I thought you guys preferred literal translation to localizations?

Pokemon's been about appealing to autists who need to collect everything since day 1
That's its entire marketing strategy

Don't know. It didn't come up during training. It's not like I had any interaction with marketing, I was just a supervisor for customer support.

It's easy to impress kids with a barebones tech demo. Gaymers don't understand that their love for an old game is 90% nostalgia though. I'm happy for this game coming out because I'll love how everyone will react when they realize they paid money for an hour of content.

Besides Nintendo being retarded with naming stuff. I'm guessing at lest in this case it sorta makes sense. The original Pokemon Snap is 20+ years old. Calling it Pokemon Snap 2 after so long just seems too jarring and probably best just to reboot it so they can just add everything up the date into the game.

I agree though that the whole "New" branding is starting to get stale now.

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