ITT: autistic things you do while playing games
ITT: autistic things you do while playing games
I explore every nook and cranny of every room in a game. Doesn't even have to be an RPG either. Itll take me like 40-50 hours to beat bioshock 2
I like to examine the rooftops if possible in detail
I lose to female enemies or creatures even a bit feminine
Isn’t bioshock 2 like 7-8 hours at most?
I always ignore the important direction and check for hidden shit.
I place my character in a chair or on a bed before closing the game.
I lean to the right and left when I barely dodge something in a game.
>play for 15 minutes
>pause
>take a walk around the room
>come back
>repeat
Any time theres a window to an inaccessible area, I stop whatever it I'm doing and press my face up against the glass to see whats behind the glass.
If I find a really cozy corner in a map I'll switch to first person view and take a bunch of photos as if I were really there.
If the game has a jump or spin attack I'm never going to not be spinning or jumping.
I'll save in two or three slots. Then save again over the first one just in case.
>Die in a game
>Yell "BLEGH" into the mic
>If I find a really cozy corner in a map I'll switch to first person view and take a bunch of photos as if I were really there.
same
I sometimes pretend there's a child version of me watching the game and being absolutely amazed at the tech.
physically lean my body into turns while playing racing games
Sometimes i listen to music
I scratch my balls often
I like to pretend I am actually dying on the mic when I die in games like Red Orchestra
I pretend I’m streaming or making a YouTube video out of the gameplay, so I’ll commentate over it. I’m sure it’s a common thing but I still feel autistic doing it, and I have to stop myself from doing it when playing something with friends.
I occasionally carry around physics objects with me like a child carrying a teddy bear.
Tuck my character into bed before quitting in Animal Crossing, or really most games with sleep mechanics.
I say “fuck” upon dying in pretty much any game
If I'm waiting for something to happen and theres music playing, I'll usually crouch in time with the music.
...
I hum along to the music and talk to myself.
This isn’t furry porn
same except with movies and shows
this
I sometimes pretend I'm streaming the game I'm playing to decently sized audience
>I place my character in a chair or on a bed before closing the game.
Now that's comfy
>I place my character in a chair or on a bed before closing the game.
>Come back to the game and load save file.
>Character is standing at a bus stop.
Damn boy someone dun played ma save file.
Not really autistic, but I have a weird sensation that if I don't repeat a little mantra when I play games with any random/luck based elements (so, basically, any game), I think that I'd accidentally sell my soul to the devil. Like as if I've subconsciously made something fortunate happen by bargaining my soul for it. I've repeated my mantra about 3 times just writing this post.
Feel terrible about doing shitty things in RPGS like robbing a tavernmaid blind in Wizardry 8 after helping her
ITS BECAUSE THE SOUNDS OF LOCKPICKING AND DISARMING TRAPS ARE PURE ASMR
I hold in my shiot for as long as possible (lots of people do this) then when I go for a shit I keep my wireless headphones on and pretend i'm taking a shit in-universe. my favourite game to do this in is resident evil because the safe room theme is really relaxing and it feels like i'm in my own safe room.
I always go the opposite way of where I'm being railroaded to go because I like to see what happens and if I miss stuff. this works best when you're playing non-linear games because by the time I show up to the objective, I've already collected what I needed to get or free'd the hostages etc etc.
What the fuck, what is the mantra?
Spend 2 hours in the character creator, start playing then delete that character after playing for a few hours and then recreate it changing a little detail that autistically annoyed me and then repeating that process a couple times until I'm 100% satisfied with it
>I place my character in a chair or on a bed before closing the game.
I'm part of that club too
Sometimes I stream the game I'm playing to zero viewers just to justify my autistic commentary and exclamations.
I cross my fingers and say something like 'I will never sell my soul and I have never sold my soul before. Me, my friends, and my family will always be safe and healthy'
Doctor doesn't think I have OCD though, so who knows
now that's autistic. noice
Speak at all times as if I'm speaking over footage of the game for a review.
I have a similar thing but with fapping to certain things
I'm not even religious
Oh that’s total fucking OCD, probably with intrusive thoughts because I have that myself
>Gunt or gasp when I die
Still do...even with my friends
I wear diapers so I don't need to stop and use the bathroom.
Yeah I think so too. It's been going on for as long as I remember too. Might have to get back to the doctor someday.
I’m a pharmacist myself while I don’t know how to diagnose, sometimes you just can spot when something is wrong and some diseases are easy to spot.
If it's raining I try to stay dry by standing under awnings, getting inside or getting into a vehicle
Kinda specific to Halo (especially 3 and Reach), exploring the multiplayer maps by myself trying to find cool stuff i never noticed.
Also in racing games i sometimes just cruise around, maybe pick a roadlike track and just drive normally (speed limit, staying on the correct side of the road, etc)
Save twice in 3 separate slots just to be absolutely sure. My younger brother once accidentally saved over my file when I was 60 hours in and it's fucked with me since.
I hold down my breath IRL every time my character dives into water
Sometimes I mumble shit to myself and realize I had my mic on the entire time then I leave the game because I don’t know if people heard me or not
This is why I loved when old games like Kingdom Hearts gave you 99 save slots. Better safe than sorry, user.
I used to clear all my JRPG on Saturday midnight, if I reached the final boss before that I would stop playing on purpose until Sunday
Finishing the game in the middle of the night made it feels more special somehow
Thanks. I know there's something wrong and that I'm not normal, but I guess I'm kind of functional most of the time.
>slap dick
I drop the controller and clap when I get hyped over something
I always physically unplug my mic every time I play multiplayer games.
Have you tried Atlas? (Survival game) Rain gets your character wet so it gives you a real reason to stay dry. Idk for sure but i think Ark is made by the same dev so it might be the same with that game too
>got called out for this as a kid
>became self-conscious, try real hard not to do it if anyone else is in the room
>still do it all the time when alone