What the fuck was his problem
What the fuck was his problem
Revan wouldn't let him fuck her.
Butthurt about living in Revan's shadow. But he's technically a better character because actual Mary Sue Revan isn't a character.
He had no mouth and needed to scream.
He thought videogames weren't art.
he was a chinlet
>no hair
>no chin
>has to rape women
Literally an incel
>[Dark Side: Revan defeats Malak]
>Darth Malak : Im... Impossible. I cannot be beaten. I... am the Dark Lord of the Sith.
>Darth Revan : Now you see the true Dark Lord of the Sith!
>Darth Malak : Yes. I cannot deny it any longer. You are the one who deserves... who deserves to be the Dark Lord. You were the one who found the first Star Map on Dantooine, Revan, and it was you who led us on our quest for the Star Forge. I only followed in your wake. I tried to usurp your rule, to steal the title of Sith Master from you. But now I understand. The destiny is yours Revan. Not mine. You... you are Darth Revan, Lord... Lord of the Sith. And I... I am nothing.
>Darth Revan : The apprentice has learned his final lesson.
>Darth Malak : And so it ends. As I somehow almost knew it must... in darkness.
Jaw-envy.
Dark Side Bioware has always been cringe cartoon garbage. It physically hurts reading this. Obsidian and KotOR 2 did it right.
>Dark Side Bioware has always been cringe cartoon garbage.
Yes.
>Obsidian and KotOR 2 did it right.
No.
Grew tired of being a lap dog, not knowing he got that tittle for a reason.
Weak pieces of shit should know their own limits.
>No
Yes. You have absolutely no arguments to prove otherwise, because that would be factually incorrect.
It may be corny as fuck but I love it. I really liked the pragmatic villain approach in KOTOR2 more though but there were still a lot of corny options.
KOTOR 2 moves away from retarded “I AM EVIL MWAHAHAHA!” cartoon villain dialogue but the choices still resemble chaotic stupid.
what the fuck was her problem?
He was butthuet that bro revamp had big cock charisma energy and he didn’t. Also he probably wanted revamped to fuck his butt
>use force persuade on everything
>encounter guy who is trained against jedi tricks
>suddenly you are a retard with a glowing stick
The counter argument is malak mind breaking bastila and then her betraying him for dark side revan is insanely hot.
>but the choices still resemble chaotic stupid
Like what?
>playing through KOTOR2 right now
>one of the dialogue options is literally "maybe i should just kill you"
>dumber shit than that pops up
I would play a dark-sider if their dialogue didn't read like something that George Lucas actually wrote.
Let's see how trained he is against my glowing stick
?
Inferiority complex
>breaking her with the pain
She was never a real Jedi. Fucking pathetic weakling. Also, coomers need not apply.
Hot.
>You fool! There were more subtle ways to handle this situation.
>Influence lost: Kreia
>maybe i should just kill you
And what's wrong with that?
>dumber shit than that pops up
Like what?
KotOR 2 did the Dark Side right. You must have really low IQ to not understand it. If you go Dark Side, and pick Dark Side choices, it actually fucking matters and reflects in everything around you - the world, characters, companions. Everything becomes miserable and horrendous, you literally carry Malachor everywhere you go. You bring suffering and death everywhere you go, and your character doesn't even feel good about it, he is just fucking dead inside. This is how it should be.
>encounter guy who is trained against jedi tricks
were these ever all that common outside of kotor 2 pulling them out of its ass to justify avellone's dislike of SW?
>Use hands for everything
>Encounter something that can't be solved with hands
>Durr, only retards construct institutes around usage of hands
>And what's wrong with that?
Because nobody talks like that out of the blue. The dialogue doesn't feel natural.
>Like what?
Theres options to tell Atton to fuck off or just jump in a ditch. Theres other choices where you think of selling a droid or people who help you out. Its alot better than 1, but saying its a nuanced triumph of writing is wrong, because alot of it sounds hamfisted and something that Lucas unironically wrote.
Outside of some instances its a decently written game.
> the world, characters, companions. Everything becomes miserable and horrendous, you literally carry Malachor everywhere you go. You bring suffering and death everywhere you go, and your character doesn't even feel good about it, he is just fucking dead inside. This is how it should be.
It is, but the concept of a dark sider making everything around him miserable isn't a new one.
That power is nowhere near as versatile as the use of hands, fucko
I want to see you Force Persuade a rock
shit game
>Because nobody talks like that out of the blue. The dialogue doesn't feel natural.
A designated Jedi monk war veteran that genocided an entire planet talks like that. You have a problem with that?
>Theres options to tell Atton to fuck off or just jump in a ditch. Theres other choices where you think of selling a droid or people who help you out.
You seem to have close to zero understanding of the character you are playing and Star Wars as a whole.
> and something that Lucas unironically wrote
Yes, you have just confirmed it.
>It is, but the concept of a dark sider making everything around him miserable isn't a new one.
It is new. This hasn't been done in that way, except Revenge of the Sith Anakin.
bitch I'm not even talking about how much of a jedi she was. I specifically meant the temple roof scene when she's basically begging for your dick.
i cringed when you had shit like
>heh im trained to fight you with your own force
reminds me of my shitty sonic oc i made decades ago
She was a loser who was mad about getting kicked out by both ends of the Force.
Is there a bigger chinlet in existence?
>grug use hands for everything
>grug hunt with hands
>grek says grug should be prepared for anything but grek dumdum lol
>grug no need spears grug strongest
>grug hunt rabbit with hands
>grug now want big eat
>grug hunt mammoth with hands
>grug dead