>play Mass Effect: Andromeda as male character >want to romance some female crew members >only choices are a feminist dyke or the ugliest Asari in the galaxy >fuck it, decide to go for it anyway >have to do all their annoying side missions >have to talk to them at every given opportunity >have to select the perfect dialogue options every time >finally manage to bone Peebee >there's literally no sex scene, just a kiss and it fades to black >turns out you have to go through 20 more hours of storyline and dialogue to get the real sex scene >decide I've come this far, may as well play through the rest of the game >get to Kadara, meet some faggy looking guy named Reyes >EVERY dialogue sequence with him has a romance option >have to go out of my way to avoid it >even if I decline 4 times in a row, the option is still there the 5th time I talk to him >accidentally select the wrong option once, extremely graphical gay sex scene ensues
Never been more angry about buying a game in my life.
>only choices are feminist dyke or the ugliest asari >Not instantly trying to fuck the female Space Raptor who is part of your crew
Are you gay or something?
Wyatt Foster
So basically Garrus reskinned as a female? Tali was an alright choice because at least she may have looked alright under that mask, but that thing is just hideous.
Cameron Sullivan
This. Get some turian pussy user
Ryder Green
>>only choices are a feminist dyke are you gay son?
Logan Wood
strange, in my case i can't stand the asari
Hudson Morris
something similar happened to me yesterday while playing ac odyssey
Julian Williams
>feminist dyke Ain't she is the straightest woman in the game
Is the joke supposed to be that this guy is super in the closet?
Is the joke that OP is also super in the closet?
I have autism
Juan Nelson
This reminds me of >tfw I'm married to a faggot
Isaac Flores
Fake as fuck.
Bentley Price
Joke is it was an accident in the beginning but his companion started to grow on him and now he's a homo.
Jaxon Rodriguez
Andromeda really does keep giving you romance dialogue for that every time you talk to him but OP is still gay for not fucking Vetra
Gavin Peterson
>that thing is just hideous problem is, every other character looks like they came out an asylum, even the protag male or female. turians and quarians in ME games are less affected by the lack of facial animations so it's bearable to look at them imo.
Benjamin Price
>have to do 30 steps to get a woman and if you even subconsciously do something wrong its over >gay guy will fuck you in the bathroom if you're nice enough
so, just like real life
Owen Rodriguez
>play Mass Effect: Andromeda Here's your mistake
Anthony Jenkins
This. Vetra really is the best romance option in the game.
It's honestly not that bad. Cora was surprisingly more annoying than Peebee to me. She would never shut up about the Pathfinder shit about asari commandos like whatever bitch idgaf lmao Also her face looks weird
Oliver Cruz
Go to 2:00 mark for perfect ass.
Matthew James
Still hilarious how much better the animations are in that scene compared to any other in the entire game.
Aaron Stewart
Why are fags so starved for attention? You'd think if they wanted it so bad they would just commit suicide.
