Gabe Newell summons in your room and grants you 1 wish, what would it be?

suck his penis

A 4 trillion dollars

ninja gaiden black on steam

Close Dota2 servers without prior notice.

I wish games were never invented

Left 4 Dead 3 with full VR and server browser support (not just opening it in the console settings for lobbies)

eternal life so i can see everyone i do not like die in agony

A localization files update

Remove anime games off steam. All of them even the ones I play.

bout tree fiddy

they havent made a good game since 2009. honestly I just want a new good video game from them at this point. Seems fucking impossible.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xrne2-gOoqU

I wish for myself being happy

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Half Life 3 is now a mobile game

i wish for gabe to fix his company, be a leader and actually tell them to make a good game. It could be l4d3 or another half life or a new ip. But gabe has essentially been the 'tendies autist' of the game industry. Just NEETing it up off his wealth.

Purchase the rights to Mechwarrior, kill harmony gold, bring back the unseen, hire a team of AAA devs who WANT to make a giant robot game and make Mechwarrior VR with full joystick support.

half life alyx

Wish granted!

You become heroin addict and die within 5y

I just remembered that I had a dream where I was talking about Ken-sama with someone. I was explaining who they were, attempting to recite the copypasta, and making fun of someone for turning into a Ken-sama.
My wish would be Junichi Masuda and his butt buddy Ohmori get bugs in anus

fuck you it's my wish

Kill mobile

Between choosing ALL THE CONSOLE GAMES ON STEAM and HALF-LIFE3? I choose the latter.

Why? Most of the time it's cancer

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Fluency in Japanese, unironically.

Use valve's talented group for developers to create my dream game.
Oh wait there are only steam marketers left.

You can only use from heroin if your non-white