How the fuck they even survive for this long?

It is basically a b-movie.

Neil Druckmann makes popular pulpy stories with conservative, formulaic gameplay and gamers are convinced he's some kind of super-pretentious auteur, it's wild

i haven't been really into AAA games since the PS3 era, when the hell did this crap gain such a massive following? Like, I'd expect the woke twitter crowd to eat this up, but how is it actually selling a considerable amount?

The first game, while still a pulpy story with conservative, formulaic gameplay, did not have this crap in it. There was one asshole who was implied to be gay but the game doesn't delve into it. The sequel is selling on the success of the first game.

It is a (((mystery))) to everybody.

Is this the final scene or is it the one where Ellie is alone playing the guitar?

huh
i knew naughty dog was going in a different direction ever since the uncharted series kicked into gear, but how the fuck do you go from crash/jak and daxter to this

DLC will be the father of pregnant woman that Eillie killed back then want to seek revenge

Got damn what the fuck

No, it's after Abbey beats Ellie and her gf to a bloody pulp. After that happens, they live on a farm and Dina gives birth to Jesse's baby for a few years.

it seems like Portland the game

No. This is a family game.

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kek, even Ellie wasn't able to escape the sjw agenda. Literally raising her wife's son for her.

>gives birth for a few years.

This train wreck becomes more hilarious over time.

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sounds like me after taco tuesday

you really think dr. uckmann would give us something people might actually like?

And the Jew leaves her, literally looking after her ex girlfriends boyfriends son.

wat I thought it was a joke

With the same results too.

I didn't realize my dad was on Zig Forums.

damn

Feel the need to go mountain muff diving.

They literally delve into Ellie’s sexuality in the first one so long as you played the DLC.

I came here to see how a 30 hour game could have 4,500 reviews in less than 24 hours after it launched. And yeah, I don’t know what else I was gonna see other than a bunch of hamburger dipshits with no self-esteem upset that a fictional woman does not need or want a man romantically.

To the rest of you who only read into the spoilers and didn’t beat the game: play the fuckin game, dawg. And grow some testicular fortitude and just muscle your way through the tough or sad parts. Experience what fuckin happens instead of hearing about it thirdhand and adlibbing what you’d have done different.

That’s why you don’t read spoilers online.

The DLC is not the first game.

>so long as you played the DLC

False news. The child belongs to the guy Dina was dating before Ellie. She didn't cheat on Ellie, she was already pregnant when they got together. It also ends with Dina and the kid leaving Ellie because Ellie's too obsessed with revenge. The game ends with Ellie alone.

Go to bed Druckmann

She literally kills the father in the same scene

>ITS THE RACIST INCELS GIVING IT BAD REVIEWS

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>breaking sales records
>but only in the UK
I never thought I would enjoy watching one of my favorite games tank, but it was all down hill when they released the DLC.

Is this supposed to be a point of contention? It shouldn’t even matter that she’s gay at all. Y’all are just so self-absorbed that you literally feel like it’s happening to you personally.

Anyway, if you move the goalposts any more, you’ll eventually just be outside the damn arena. Half of you guys are in the parking lot already.

The Jew has a uterus as strong as jew gold because bitch gets blown up from under, beat up, drops through a fucking glass ceiling about 10 feet, and still that fetus doesn't fucking miscarry.

>Y’all
You aren't a southerner and you're online, not speaking.

>Buy my game and give me money before you're allowed to criticize it!

Uhh. No.

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remember when tlou had zombies

the fungus zombies should be all dead in a few years based off how they function in the first game

How the fuck did they survive a concussion and a broken arm?
How did they get back to Jackson with a concussion and a broken arm?
How is Tommy still alive from a gunshot to the head?
Why the fuck did they move to a farmstead in a forest that is vulnerable to a clicker horde roaming by?
Why the fuck are people buying this shit for the story?