Artificial Game Lengthener

This game turns a simple task into a clusterfuck of tasks only there to waste time.
Always locked door, a broken bridge, a broken crank. Like that gate in Seattle, you need to connect the power after platforming, then on the next game its out of power, then its out of gas and then you gotta go to the courthouse but theres no gas so go to the jew temple finally you get the gas for the gate. "25 hours" my ass. Huge reason why

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Same shit as halflife 2 you're just complaining about it here because there's a tranny getting assfucked half way through

its almost as if the game was designed by people who weren't interested in making a video game in the first place.

that is just the "puzzle" of TLOU, kind of like puzzle in RE but it's shit

have sex incel

>another female character in a tank top
Why is this a thing?

armpitbros... what is this.... I can't fathom this soullesness...

It allows you to show off tits while still being "respectful". And it's more characteristic than a t shirt would be.

>Ellie has no armpit
now I understand the 3.4 user score.

Games like RE do this all the time, but the KEY difference here is that they give you a CHALLENGE (get the macguffin without dying)

Bows are bad weapons for females. They require actual strength training to use ones that will be dangerous to humans. Much more than any melee weapon.

>And it's more characteristic than a t shirt would be
Not when you put every vidya girl in one.

Where is her armpit hair?

They removed all pacing that the first game succeeded so well at. Now it’s
>walk around an aquarium for 3 hours with no combat or anything
>fight waves of enemies for 20 minutes
>watch cutscenes

It a feels so horribly segmented on top of literally being segmented by the two female leads.

The first game’s strength was strong pacing that didn’t waste your time to tell you it’s simple story.

That's literally every game ever though.
I was just playing RE2 and it's literally bullshit puzzle after bullshit puzzle until you get to a fun bit.

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>Comparing a 2020 tranny game to a game made in 2004

What you want, for her to be in dress? The story is made in a way that tank top is the only option

Yeah I beat RE2 and 3 and dont like them(Im a 4 fag) But even I understand why people like RE puzzles. LOU isnt puzzles. Its slow plat forming

the industry has been infiltrated by armpit fetishists

You finally realized the Naughty Dog formula.

Did I? I liked Uncharted 1-3 and LOU1.; But Uncharted 4 is when there was more walking than shooting. Did I grow up? I was 1 year out of High School in 2013

All of these are nothing compared to the giant waste of time that is scavenging for supplies. Oh how I wish I could skip the bullshit and move to the next section but if you do the combat becomes even more of a bore. The gameplay would almost be enjoyable if you could just grab whatever you need on your way instead of having to open hundreds of drawers for 1 bullet each.

that girl is wife material

Sounds like ND padding alright.

bro you already lost give up

>bitch if game is too long
>bitch if game is too short
>bitch if game is just the right length because you wanted mores

whatever

Uncharted 4 was the game where druckman got full control of it half way in and fired henning and rewrote her script.

You notice the pattern yet. Then Lost Legacy was boring shit with walking, can you see it yet.

That's just the Snoy action game formula now.
GoW is full of that shit too

25 hours means shit when its just cutscnes, flashback interactive cutscenes and walking segments while talking that are essentially cutscenes. Youre a fucking retard

I didnt like the old games let alone the new ones

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This is what incompetent game design is all about.
>Neil Druckmann pushed all competent people out of the company
>once he is left as the sole person in control of the the studio their games turn even more shit than they were before

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sexy armpits, better than titties

A-Amy... I'm sorry...

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