The year is 2014

"onions" > "only", what happened there I know not.

You play as a soldier following orders.

Abby is muscular because she eats and lifts a shit ton. There is a fully decked out gym at their base of operations.

THE LAST OF US PART 2
>Joel and Ellie fuck
the end
pls r8 my story

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Jackson is ambushed by ex-Fireflies and Tommy gets killed at the start of the game. This forces Joel to come clean about what really happened in the hospital and to Marlene. Joel and Ellie seek revenge. They travel to where the attackers came from but get caught up in fending off a satanic cult and having to escape their encampment. Joel starts to really feel his age and you gradually start to notice he's not up to the task anymore. Ellie decides to go at it alone, and leaves Joel with a note that says he should turn back. Joel follows Ellie and rescues her from the ex-Fireflies, after they use her as bait for Joel. Joel dies heroically, but Ellie survives. She returns to Jackson, coping with the fact she lost so much trying to get even. Also she's not a lesbian anymore and the doctor from the first game was celibate until death.

>start game as abby get to know her, make her likeable
>some time into the game you discover that joel did the murder bad on pa
>sprinkle in some ellie/joel gameplay
>paths eventually converge
>abby hunts down joel
>they're finally alone
>joel gets mad and throws down his weapon
>injects himself with a serum
>turns into a giant mushroom man
>abby has to run around the boss arena and do some quicktime events with ellie helping out
>joel dies and they extract a cure from his mushroom corpse
>to keep the jewish stuff abby and ellie build a synagogue or something together

Ellie and Joel slowly grow apart through the narrative until Ellie actually learns the truth Joel lied to her. She is heartbroken and leaves Joel behind to sacrifice herself in the name of humanity. Joel won't let her and she must ultimately kill Joel herself. Only in part 3 will she have remorse for her actions.

this is fucking terrible and I don't think you're kidding

that was really good user, are you a professional writer?

Heh you think you can beat me with rational thought but unfortunately for you I have this SJW card I can pull out at any time. What's that? All of those complains don't matter if I just say you hate Abby because she is a woman. Better luck next time pal.

this sucks

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Did you ever get up from the sofa a day in your life and did exercises?
In 4 years she got a physique that is actually impossible without roids for a woman. Not only that but it needs constant use of a gym and LOTS of calories.
You know what she eats? ONE burrito. That´s the meal that they have regularly.
So unless she is stealing food from her peers or got somehow access to the super soldier formula her physique is not something possible.

Ellie is my daughterwife!

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>Abby kills Joel and starts trying to seduce Ellie shortly thereafter
>Ellie finds out Abby is trans one day by catching her peeing standing up
>Abby tells Ellie that she is a real woman and a lesbian and that it's transphobic to deny her sex
>Ellie relents, not wanting to be known as a transphobe within the gay community
>Abby impregnates Ellie from this event
>Ellie starts to fall in love with Abby and starts a life with her.
>The world quiets down and things seem great.
>Abby, wanting to be one of the 45% commits suicide before the baby is born.
>Ellie decides to name the baby Joel
>Fast forward 16 years, the world is going to hell again.
>Ellie must take out her fledgling son Joel to save the world just like og Joel did for her

Switch Ellie's and Joel's roles and now suddenly everything makes A LOT MORE FUCKING SENSE.

_You start the game as joel with ellie on a random hunt for food.
_Back to Jackson Tommy and some other dudes get kidnapped.
_It's a trap, you encounter abby and friends.
_You escape with tommy but ellie is injured.
_After the escape joel get snipe by abby in the head.
_Back to Jackson, ellie is in bed. Tommy tells her his gonna gets abby.
_You play tommy and ellie come with you later in the game you kill abby .End

It really was the best possible outcome. The seething is beautiful from all angles.

Instead of a sequel I'd actually go on and make a spiritual remake.

Instead of making the plot about zombies, i'd make it to where all women in the world are dead to increase the importance of the lead girl. Then I'd try to figure out what the male population would do to cope without women and... wait I just made LISA didn't I?

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They could've made a decent story if they went the safe and predictable way, but no, subverting expectations and shock value were more important
>seraphites kill dina at the beginning of the game instead of joel, setting up the revenge plot
>main focus is seeing how joel and ellie work out their relationship throughout the game, and also joel trying to convince ellie to back down and give up her quest for revenge
>side story focuses on developing the character of abby, showing her backstory and making the player empathize with her
>at one point joel and ellie save abby's life just like joel did, this makes abby very conflicted because now she starts to doubt if joel really is the evil monster she thought he was
>abby's group decides to join ellie and joel because they also have a beef with the seraphites
>just when ellie and joel finally reconcile have joel die in a heroic way protecting ellie while abby is present
>ending of the game lets the player choose between sparing the seraphites or killing them

I wouldn't continue Joel and Ellies story at all. The ending of the first game was already the perfect conclusion to their story.

Too long to greentext but here is my kino. Hire me Sony.

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