Heheheh

Heheheh

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you don't wanna mess with mario

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>"He still believes thz kidnapp story?"
Then why do you keep wearing that dumb costume dumbass evertime you want to fuck that bitch?

>this comic is so old that it still hadn't degenerated to a point that peach is fucking bowsette with her futa dick
good ol times

Almost as original as a comic about Mario getting high off magic mushrooms.

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People make this joke so often, But Mario and Peach are not even in a official relationship. If Peach wanted the Bowser cock she could've done so anytime without a fuss. Unless for whatever reason Peach gets off on Bowser snuffing it because hes been burned alive in lava dozens of times.

i dont get it
explain?

I think it's funny that Mario actually is eating hallucinogenic mushrooms that's he grows and stuff.

Mario dunk bowser into lava at the end of the first Mario bros game. How the fuck is he still alive if he wasnt some type of magic turtle. talk about plot holes

It feels like there's about 10 or so jokes about Mario that people have been making for 30+ years

>dude were they high when they made this?
>why does peach keep getting kidnapped?
>cake means sex
>Mario is racist
>Marios is actually really violent
>sad Yoshi abandoning meme

And a few more I can't remember right now

He gets resurrected from the dead from magic actually, He has a wizard specialized in necromancy as his right hand man.

white men are cucks
but you already knew that didn't you whitey?

DUDE LMAO COULD YOU IMAGINE IF YOU GOT BLUE SHELLED RIGHT BEFORE YOU FINISHED THE RACE WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY WACKY SCENARIO

Mario if he cucked

what's the Mario is racist one about?

That's what it means to be a webcomic artist with a schedule.

Mario HATES Luigi

lol

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mario if he racist

>mario if he try to use abilities in real life

WTF TELL

TELL ME THIS NOT REAL

MARIO WOULD NEVER

HE WOULD NEVER DO DRUGS WHAT THE FR*CK

>people making dumb theories about a basic story template being used ad nauseam
Idiots.

This one is true, though

>FR*CK
This word stirs emotion in me but I don't know what that emotion is

Why do coomers hate Mario?

it isn't retard

races

>he didn't play Luigi's Mansion 3
Mario is extremely wholesome towards Luigi in that game

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that has never happened

lol

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I can't fricking believe the word frick makes you feel quenched

Self-insert themselves cucking Mario basically.

ehehehe

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>quenched

I remember this comic. The artist was a regular of the Zootopia general in /trash/

I wonder if he still does Zootopia arrt

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>Zootopia but with oc
fuck off nigger

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Don't get it, why is mario thinking that

L O L

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>waaaaah he stepped on luigi's shoe in a spinoff developed by a different studio

This comic is very funny to me. LOL.

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get to the part where she takes the knot already

haha absolutely devilish

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Tranny meme

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but what if mario do drugs

>Bowser is human

Lame.