"Story is a 5-6/10, pacing is a 2 lost fingers out of ten"

Dude, even the biggest shill in the entire industry hates The Last of Us Part 2. How do you fuck up this hard?

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>Implying this NPC isn't riding the wave of hate

I have no idea who this guy is but I saw this of him and its fucking great youtube.com/watch?v=P5dJKTmzRXg

>wave of hate

No faggot, when a game is shit, its supposed to be shit on

>Cohhcarnage
>shill
He actually shits on games even when promoted.

He sucks off every game like crazy my man and his reviews are always, ALWAYS positive as fuck while leaving the negatives aside or behind the scenes. You can't argue that he's a massive shill.

so sad that most streamers are just to cucked to admit why they really don't like the game and have to come up with excuses.
I mean it is the most sjw game ever so far and they still are to afraid to just openly speak about it.

>dansgaming
>coh
>angry martinez
>pewdiepie
>tyler1
they didn't like the game and they made it clear.

I couldn't believe how bad the pacing was. I waited years for this game but halfway through I was just begging for it to be over.

He is not shill, just overly positive. He is not paid for that in usual manner. Companies like him and give him shit for free because he is just positive and always tries to look for positive things.
He even had fun with F76, but told chat not to buy it.

He literally shills Pathfinder for free.

Thought that was Darksyde Phil. Wonder how he's sperging about this mess now

taylor is the only one who said it openly, everybody else makes excuse "well I don't like playing as abby" or " the story is bad because joel gets killed so early"
I tell you if abby was a dude who killed the girl at the beginning to get her brain and the entire game was switching between joel and him I think most people would love the game.

>b-but I wanted to make a game you dislike!
>I w-won!

all of them are objectively shit at games


OPINIONS DISCARDED

and this is why movie screenwriters-wannabes like cuckman shouldnt make games - they dont even understand the medium and that players have agency

How he is a shill if he does it for free.
He is a fucking fanboy of wrpgs. This is different. Use the word properly.

>Shill
>to help another person to persuade people to buy something
>someone who helps another person to persuade people to buy something
He fits those criteria user

>dont attack ellie head on

I stopped giving a shit about Dansgaming when his Halloween month streams stopped playing horror games and instead just did shit about your generic Halloween monster games. like ghost. witches, werewolves, and vampires.
His streams turned into the equivalent of Dollar store Halloween costumes.

Lmao i love Cohh but not in a sense that i like his content or even him as a person.
He tries so fucking hard to be milquetoast it's fucking hilarious, especially with politics.
It's obvious as fuck he is an enormous lefty, almost painfully so, but he realizes that his audience is full of shitlords so he keeps his opinions in check. Sometimes his political stance slips but he quickly backpedals from it to not alienate anyone.

Doesnt he needs to have monetary or otherwise any gain from that or something?
He "shills for free", he is not approached by devs or publishers of Pathfinder. He just really likes this game.

You forgort /ouregg/ HarmfulOpinions who is just making fun about the game all day.

That's because he actually plays video games. Something you wouldn't understand.

>e-celebs that have to pander to their retarded fan base
>honest reviews
pick one(1).

Wow, even Cohh hated it?

This.

The whole "positive" aura he has is a facade, a personality created to make money from simps. It's really funny when he tries so hard not to slip and say what he really thinks and keep the charade though.

He's a grown up trying to be family friendly, thus you won't see any dumb racists jokes or forsen spam in his chat, kindly vacate.

Cohh is unironically based. He's extremely positive to a fault so it's actually surprising he disliked the story.

Even he had to realize at some point that trying to defend it like he usually does would be worse for his rep long run then just washing his hands of it and tossing it under the bus.

No just he did the calculation in his head about this game and realized it was not defensible.

every streamer is fake, never forget oh nvm you believe some of them are genuine, how sad.

Boring walking simulator with copy pasted assets and meaningless cutscenes.

Solid 0/10 you can't make a worse game. It felt like a tech demo with random cutscenes.

You can tell he's a leftist at a glance dude. It shouldn't be a shock either that he avoids politics, it's called being a professional.

Ugly people that get popular are usually pretty talented because they can't just coast on the halo effect

>literal fucking who hates TLoU2
>OMG BASED
Stop shilling your fucking YouTube channel for Zig Forums goodboy points, we know it's shit.

Cohh is a nice guy and likes to see the good in things. If even he can't be positive about a game, there probably isn't much going for it.

This. My wife (and her boyfriend) and I both like him a lot and we were really convinced he was going to spend the next like 2 weeks nonstop tying himself in knots with it like he did FO76 on launch.
I couldn't believe it when he started laying into it pretty hard this morning. Post-thoughts video stuff he even said something to the effect of "I'm just really glad I'm done with it" kek

>game is about revengence
>main antagonist is senator armstrong
coincidence?????

Why would he be political while he's playing games? Who wants to hear that?

based dansgaming basically canceled his 100% plans and has switched to the easiest difficulty now that he's aware the remaining half of the game is abby, it's hilarious

*raises paw*

He wants his content to appeal to as many people as possible. Taking firm political stances not only causes arguments, but divides his audience and ruins the "good vibes" he tries to put off.

He wants a comfy stream people can join to tune out from that stuff for a while.

Harmful Opinions did the same, he just blasts trough the game to cringe at the story

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I think this game is starting to grow on me...

he looks like the kind of guy who is secretly a rapist

Where can I find Dan's thoughts on the game?

except that he's on #teamabby over elie.

>Imagine thinking you wrote a deep and original plot because zoomers haven’t watched Austin Powers

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His wife looks like a tranny, so I wouldn't be surprised

uh, based?

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I hate that buzzword

that's wild because this game doesn't require any skill especially with the accessibilities turned on