I'm still excited...

I'm still excited. It seems like the criticisms are mostly about loyalty to the original and I like the original so whatever.

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What exactly is there to be excited about if, at best, its a worse version of the original? It doesn't fix any of the originals problems, the game is buggy as hell, the multiplayer mode looks mediocre as fuck and the graphical changes are hit or miss.

I was excited because I was HOPING for this to be the definitive version of the game, with some added cut content. Instead its just another remastered down grade. Does this version improve ANYTHING from the original?

It's too much like the original. Like holy shit they didn't update the game outside of graphix.

Wouldn't speedrunners be up in arms about not playing the game if it wasn't a buggy mess? Breaking games is their bread and butter rather than actually playing them straightforward.

I've heard that there's some real concerns about glitches and controls
I haven't lost interest in the game yet, but I'm really hoping they update the game some more to fix in response to the criticism it's getting

Why the fuck are we pandering to speed runners? The entire point of a speed run is to finish the game as fast possible by any means necessary. Seems like a terrible playerbase to focus development on.

this. but it's kinda funny that the reviews aren't bashing the game for it's blatant lack of polish.

the game needed another month or 2 in the oven, but none of the reviews mention that.

Sub par reviews or not, I can't see this game underperforming. It's fucking Spongebob.

then just play the original. this remake has no reason to exist.

I dunno. I mean they probably aren't but also it's a fucking spongebob game. I can't guess their development intents if they actually want to try or if they want a quick buck.

>Clancy Brown still isn't voicing Mr. Krabs
This is where I effectively lost all interest in your product.

What problems did the original have?

The game reusues all the voices from the original and krabs is a Union voice actor. But yeah his voice is REALLY jarring.

I heard some retarded union thing would require them to re-record everything if they put Clancy Brown in, so we'd lose both Tim Conway and much needed time to develop the game if that happened.

I'm honestly fine with Krabs, Mermaid Man is the only one that sounds objectively bad.

Isn't this by the studio that thought it was a good idea to do an interview on cripplechan

When people say the Switch version has a lot of glitches, what kind of glitches do they mean? The fun and exploitable kind or the gamebreaking kind? I occasionally go back to games like Pokemon Red and Blue just to see what kind of nonsense I can pull off with the glitches, so as long as there isn't anything harmful I might still pick it up.

Character animations in dialogue. They change mid-expression and lots of characters have more animations rather than flapping their mouths.Unfortunately that's about it.

>a buggy game is to cater to speedrunners
oh no, an absolute retard

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Is that not why it's a popular game in the speedrunning community? I mean I could be totally fucking wrong and it's just legit love of the game they grew up with.

Not a speedrunner but the game has stuck with me more than any other SpongeBob game over the years because it is legitimately very fun to play. It's also feels a lot like an extended episode from the classic seasons.

it's pretty good. a much better "retrospective" to collect-a-thn-esqu 3d platformers than yooka laylee was, simply because it's basically the same thing with a new coat of paint.

dont expect too much though.

also, get a gamecube controller for maximum comfy.

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>gamecube controller
Good idea. Will be a nice day tomorrow.

Honestly, Spongebob's eyes are the only part of his model here that outright bug me, that stupid shine that he doesn't normally have in the show. His model in Super Brawl Universe has the same problem. Everything else is whatever (even the cheeks), I've grown used to his design in the newer episodes and this was clearly based on that.

>Larry isn't a Chad anymore
0/10

>ign bashes the game for being too similar to the original (it's a remake ffs, what did they expect)
>doesn't bother to acknowledge its actual problems
Yeah, sounds about right.

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>hurr durr game is fun
>comfy
Fuck off retards

What's unpolished about it?

A lot of animations look very janky and there's already been some exploitable glitches found.

I'm hoping some animations are fixed in the patch.

Still don't know if I should buy this or a modmic since mine is kinda fucked.

I'm a fairly intelligent guy. Definitely not a retard. Your problem sounds emotional. Like, are you some kind of defective person who doesn't understand what fun is?

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