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>sometimes when I'm at work, I think about life

just keep attacking

Angryfucker. Mad fucking bitch. Red idiot virgin. Big fucking nipple shit.
Fuck you.

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>game gives you nothing but blocks on the first turn

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what game

Terminate the Tower

ezpz for IC/watcher
potential game ender for the other 2 classes

Slam the Slab

>Just keep attacking bro
This is bullshit his strength just goes up with each iht

Annihilate the Apex

The attack and defend duh.

so who monster train here?

Seize the Structure

false. it goes up with each skill

Murder the Monument

commit homicide on the steeple

He's so hot. I want to melt in his abs.

Blast the Building.

It's called slay the spire.
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Is the watcher supposed to be a waifu

Silent is better

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BOOO FUCK YOU

thanks, I hate it.

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Slay the Spire

silent seems STINKY

Silent is cute

you failed, try again bub
silent is trash

>bright green eyes
god damn thats so sexy, why is that so rare in girls

Wife material.

>don't have any good attacks yet
>get that egg thing that does 20 a fucking hit

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Kill the Kastle

science proved green eyes are objectively the most attractive, above even blue
black won hair
french accent
american nationality

silent may be better waifu material, but there is only one true best character

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red man is the greatest of all

you're not supposed to fight any elite in stage 1 if you don't have good attacks, it's not a question of getting an unlucky elite
you are own fault

Try beating it to a pulp

Going a bit fast there buddy, how about you slow it down a bit

Agreed, he has the most build variety

Ironclad is my favorite class but I already hit max level with him and I feel obligated to play the other classes instead to level them up :/

>fucks you over if you have skill-based build

I feel like after Ascension 8, each character has only one viable archetype left.

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If you have no good attacks before your first elite fight, you need to either improve your card choices or improve your pathing. Heavily bias yourself towards attacks early in act 1 and try and fit a shop in before your first elite if you can.

but i want relics

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