Why yes I do play the sims 4 and candy crush exclusively, how can you tell?

well, then enjoy having a shitty life i suppose.

yeah i cant do it though
i used to be a 6 or 7 but when I shaved my head I instantely went to orc / 10

>CJB
quality

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well theres your solution then grow some hair

god I wish GFs were real

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as a male, unless you got a deformed face or are under 5'8 getting in shape and grooming yourself regularly (like a functional adult) is enough to make yourself reasonably attractive. You gotta stack confidence on top of that though, else it all falls through

>she and her husband broke up
I don't know what kind of gigchad leaves that behind, but goddamn.

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>why yes I do have 2000 hours in stardew valley

Using muscle girls for gigastacy doesn't really work, kim kardashian is the real gigastacy (massive amounts of surgery to look like a walking parody of attractiveness).

bitch is probably batshit crazy

but my balding went too far for it to look good anymore
well I'm kind of a bloatmode builtfat type of look and I do groom myself for sure
I'm 5ft9 and 205lbs but I don't look fat. I do look on the heavier side bot not fat. Kind of a strongman bearmode type of look. I I dyel tier IMO but I still look ok for normies as I've experienced. But I look scary unfortunately. I Bald with a really angry mean look with a bigass scar on my head from surger and scar on my right pec and above my belly button. All of them very noticeable scars. So as I said kid of like frankestein's monster type of look. I don't look weak or anything but I look intimidating unfortunately. Peopel often ask me when they're talking to me "Why are you angry?" or when walking past people they sometimes seem intimidated or something. IT sucks.

kim kardashian is ugly though nicki minaj would be a better example

She works too, but a whole lot of the gigachad shoops are over the top enough to be pretty ugly.

>to look like a walking parody of attractiveness

you sound like you're fine and probably know in your heart of hearts what you gotta do to be generally more amicable with people TBHFAM

>or are under 5'8

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I think I would look nice if I fixed my phisique a bit. I need to build more muscle because I'm at the point of looking more fat than strong. I work out at home so options are limited. Will probably start going to the gym so I can actually get some gains instead of just using dumbbells at home.. I guess I will have to deal with people staring at my nasty scar. Maybe a hair transplant when I get some money because it will make me look 10x better.

Femanon here, men don’t want big muscular women, they want feminine women like me

unrionically, if you are short find a super tall bitch. Everyone is short to them.

Is that a really high countertop or is she just tiny?

if you got a basement (or live on the ground floor) get a trap bar or barbell and deadlift a lot. It sounds like a meme cause Zig Forums and mark rippetoe but I know a few fat dudes who cleaned up their physique immensely just following starting strength and then moving on to more volume training. They didn't get skinny but they had the proper 'i am a big strong man' look instead of 'i like to sit and get fat' body.

just don't do that sillyass bulk eating or gomad shit

that's not the female version user, bodyfat is too low, butt and legs too small

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True Obligatory 'TITS OR GTFO'

>SLEEK'N'TEARS.W
brb

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CJB is 5'3-5'4

Nobody wants a tranny like you.

this

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I do not live on the ground floor. My room is on the 1st floor of my house. But I don't see why I couldn't have a bench. Is that an american thing because of paper houses?

im a gamer grill
i play
>lol

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women don't get to decide what men want, you can pretend to do so you can lie to yourself and feel better like any other pathetic weak faggot though

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Shut the fuck up you hulking hormone monster, stuff your dilator down your worthless throat.

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