Oh ffs Boogie

A wild americano

Really. DDP seems like a super cool guy. He was always my favorite in wcw

he doesn't understand it since you can eat fruit in the game.

Herin lies an open diatribe directed towards the ROTUND individual henceforth known as the great knight "Boogie!" Lo, for long do I tire of giving witness to this GARGANTUAN KNAVE who dares to showeth thine visage among the many lands I seek to conquer as a bountiful baron such as I! Little I care for the looming masses on the horizon in retaliation for my words, composed of the thralls who hold nothing but pity for this individual! Hear my words, as I swear that thou art a king-sized, famine-inducing, gods-shaming, bloated-as-a-plagued-corpse, glory-of-the-sun-blocking, all-devouring, trebuchet projectile replacing, worlds-eating, bounty-claiming, aqueduct-clogging, grain-milling, grape-crushing, butter-churning, heathen-squashing, water-logged, pork-chop-looking, giants-sized, WARMONGERING WRETCH! Cast upon me your unkind words and hexes, just as I foresaweth! It shall all hold no credence with me! Not as they spout from the mouths of other like-minded individuals who lay waste to my many fertile soils and valuable mines as a misguided means to please the gods! I pity you! If my words sting, then begone with ye!

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>Seriously the dude got the chance to work out with Diamond Dallas Page
how does this fat ass fuck a porn star and get a chance to work out with DDP?

what about the people that buy that kind of shit?

the guy who calls you incel on Zig Forums

Imagine getting weight loss surgery and STILL being a fat fuck

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i was surprised when i found out he's in his 40s. fat don't crack. being fat is the answer to aging.

THIS

is there context for this? I want more reasons to hate this tub of shit

ONE FOR ME AND ONE FOR MY HOOKER

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baseth and red potioned

There is no way anyone can even find his cock

its pretty much how he responds to all criticism.

>have your stomach reduced to the size of an egg
>still somehow manage to have an excess of calories per day that you're still morbidly obese

Boogie is siphoning off Eugenia Cooney's weight again bros. she gonna die.

It's a lifestyle choice. It was inevitable if you eat nothing but liquid sugar and deep fried carbs for every meal no matter what surgery you get.

Reminder your tax payer money pays for """people""" like this to get life saving surgeries so they can breath more of your air and stink up rooms.

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QUICK Zig Forums MY FOOD IS ALMOST DONE CAN I PUT CHOPPED RAW ONION IN MY PASTA OR WILL IT TASTE SHIT
USING RED SAUCE

All he has to do is stop eating junk and only eat grocery produce plus a tiny bit of physical exercise and he'd thin out. But he's blaming trauma and weakness. He's a fucking human, we invent space ships and he can't put down a bag of chips. Doesn't make sense.

onions make everything taste like shit, dont do it friend

This is pretty much Boogie's issue and why people have jumped shark.

He started catering to a vocal minority of SJWs and did the worse thing possible: apologized for mundane shit.

Once they get you to admit fault, it's over they'll never let you go.

Fuck man, I just had to sit in a HR meeting because some libcunt reported me for using "guys" in a general term. I legit had to pull up Webster Dictionanary and show these cunts that it was literally english language that states "guys" in plural form has no gender context.

Feminism was the biggest fucking mistake of western society.

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Not all humans are equal.

Man, he was waaaaaaaaaay ahead of his time
youtube.com/watch?v=w0oDJDHmPhY

Francis talking about Mass Effect 3 is still one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen.
>Look what you made me do, Bioware

the answer is simple, toss this white man at a black protest and he'll lose his fat while recovering in the hospital.

Being morbidly obese should be illegal.

Shit humans say to justify their choice of laziness.

Bro honestly, if he just switched to Veganism for a like 2 months he'd lose a shit ton.

I did that recently and dropped like 30lbs of fat like it was nothing. There's some fucking good vegan food out there now too so it's easy as fuck.

Raw yellow onion is a bit much, toss em one the stove for a few minutes first.

why the fuck would you do this. simmer it in the sauce until it's not crunchy you stupid fuck

The fact he played himself in Ready 2 Rumble made me love the guy.

>someone wanted to help him get fit
>decides to not only not take the help but fire back
Salad dodging!

thanks m8s, heeded

This.
A stomach shrink surgery would do wonders for my hunger pangs.

THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO

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>I legit had to pull up Webster Dictionanary and show these cunts that it was literally english language that states "guys" in plural form has no gender context.
Sounds like bullshit but ok. You're far from being the first faggot in here making shit up where you supposedly stick up to those "darn feminists".

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
THE TROLLS ARE MAKING ME DO THIS
ITS REDDITS FAULT IM STILL FAT AND DEPRESSED
ALSO I WAS RAPED ONCE I SWEAR
I HAVE SUICIDAL THOUGHTS PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION AND SYMPATHY

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youtube.com/watch?v=sXTDx3HmrRA

bro I fucking hate my body and I'm 5'10 145 pounds. I can't imagine being that dude. At least i can find my penis

letting women vote is, was, and will forever be the biggest mistake of not just western but human civilization

He's been outed for a while, people still watching are only onboard for the inevitable last cry / trainwreck.

The guy is a sociopathic anxious wreck who can barely go 30 minutes without saying something super fucked up, much less change his diet. He's a good example of what tech let's people do for each other, seeing how as he at least uses his worthless life to put out a positive message for others, enabled by selective editing.

the fuck people actually complain about shit like that in america?

People who have the stomach surgery can still get can if they keep eating a lot, or eating extremely high carb shit and so on. The stomach can grow, and this dude seems like he doesn't care much

>50 min
quick rundown?

What a fucking garbage human bean

Yeah, bro, this totally happened

Why are incels still butthurt about shit that happened a century ago?

good plan
I forgot to go shopping so I was down to bowtie, a jar of sauce, and a bag of onions
thought the chopped onion might boost the meal in terms of texture etc

>fat guy tries dieting for views
>even when it works people can clearly see it just makes you a mass of useless skin and hardened fat
>but you just regain it all anyway

on every level his whole schtick is so bad its almost like it was built intentionally not to last

PEPEGA

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just gotta eat more and workout.

LOW

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this guy's fake teeth freak me the fuck out

r/samandtolki

invest in some garlic salt. you can season just about any meat with it. sorry I called you a stupid fuck

>that tfw when youre too fat and useless to clean your teeth
contemplate the aroma
twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/1117577074594713601

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will do
no worries

Exclusionary diets suck and veganism is the worst of them all, every vegan cuck has to stop at some point because their health deteriorates so badly. All this fucker ever needed to do was STOP EATING, or just eat real fucking food in portions that aren't family sized. The surgery forced him to basically go on extended fasts which he could've just done without the surgery, it didn't fix his broken brain and that's why he regained weight.