>based and comfy galore, even more so after day 1 patch
>extreme lack of cinematic shit and dilation
>devs said vaguely red-pilled things and therefore under attack by journos avenging the low TLoU scores
>NO SJW narrative
>NO microtransactions
>NO cringe substitute for fun gameplay
>completely optional new multiplayer mode that is fun and has quaint rock bottom music as the BGM
>additional multiplayer characters like gary and mr. krabs
>SJW journos who gave Tropical Freeze a 6/10 hate it
>dilaotr hates it
>brought into the forefront by soulless, generic Crash 4
Based and comfy galore, even more so after day 1 patch
Jackson Long
Mason Price
Spongebros, I guess we win after all.
Oliver James
so far I'm liking it
Eli Barnes
where is it on the psn store?
Henry Bailey
>Be me
>Speedrunner
>Fail cruise boost patty watty double jump barrel role triple rimjob spanky out of bounds under jump glitch on Cum Bucket level
>Lose three frames
>No gold splits
>Rage so hard I shit my daipy
Why would purple lamp do this?
David Miller
>2/10
what a disappointment
Tyler James
>trusting a 2/10 score from this guy
Being a games journalist is a true disappointment
Colton Adams
This is satire right?
Owen Gutierrez
so what’s the difference between this and emulating through dolphin besides the better looking visuals?
Joseph Cruz
$60
Ian Miller
buts it a 30 dollar game user
Joseph Howard
This is like watching the cuphead video at 10 times speed.
Kayden Adams
>Had a complete meltdown that he can't speedrun the remaster and went back to the original game
Levi Anderson
didn't we have this exact same thread
Jace Baker
>Game literally comes out
>Is built from the ground up and thus isn't going to be the same as the original
>Will need a few days for glitches and tricks to be found
>Will likely be broken by the end of the month considering how big the BFBB scene was already and how big speedrunning is in general
>Can't accept that
>Rage quits
>Returns to original game
What's with this diaper king?
Zachary Sanchez
Don't we have always the exact same thread over and over?
Henry Brooks
>Based and comfy
And just like that your opinion means nothing
Nolan Davis
it's bad because it's fun and doesnt push an agenda.
Brody Richardson
>>devs said vaguely red-pilled things
What'd they say?
Bentley Roberts
mr krab's voice
Jordan Jenkins
144 hz support.
Elijah White
>NOOOOOO you can't find comfort in playing something I don't like
Jordan Nelson
>bought the game early
>have to wait until goddamn 11 today to play it
Bros this sucks
Anthony Bennett
Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with.
Xavier Rodriguez
Basically just visuals, unfortunately every other aspect was either ported over or outright downgraded.
Benjamin Flores
You can speedrun anything. But when it's a complete remake from the ground up with an all new engine, he can't reasonably expect to have the same glitches and exploits as the original that he can rely on to speedrun the exact same way he's been doing for years. The Unreal 4 engine is going to have different glitches that will have to be explored over time, or -gasp- he'll have to speedrun in a legitimate playthrough without the crutch of exploits to get that sweet sub 1 hour time he prides himself over.
Jonathan Jackson
Probably mad he won't have a monopoly on the world record
Jordan Martin
This cannot be real.
Jose Garcia
I was working as a QA tester at THQ when the original released. it was one of the few games there that wasn't a giant soul sucking chore to have to test, even though testing sucks for any game. Brings back good memories. But not of THQ, that company sucked. I'm glad they collapsed.
Jaxson Jackson
Played for a few hours on PS4 (its on NA PSN's desktop site). It's pretty much the same game without the autistic exploits. If you play the game normally you wont find anything offensive about it, but if you have the original there isn't a compelling reason to buy it again whatsoever.
Camden White
I've never even heard if the original. This game looks nice though. Whimsical, colourful, nicely themed levels. But fuck me nothing has ever put me off a game like this post. What a fucking child.
Gabriel Mitchell
Spongebob is a gay icon, journos are being bigot sandwiches.
Levi Jenkins
You're not alone
Gabriel Robinson
yall this game too hard and unforgiving
Leo Foster
Daily reminder the scores are a revenge for TLoU2, they know right wingers like Spongebob.
Why do speedrunners always look like that and, more importantly, who isn't this a massive red flag to nascent speedrunners?
>downgraded
How?
Jaxson Bell
Kek