Games where you fend off against giant bugs.
>inb4 E.D.F. and Escape from Bug Island
Games where you fend off against giant bugs
For some reason the big hairy spider species don't scare me. Chitinous ones still freak me the fuck out. I seriously almost pissed myself when I got to the one room where a bunch of spiders pop out in Dark Souls 2.
Ah, the theraposa blondi, what a fucking unit lads
I owned a few tarantulas, but I was too pussy to get one of these
Would you drink spider juice for 1 million?
If it's guaranteed to not poison me then yes 100%
Deadly Creatures
>play as a tarantula that fends off other spiders and snakes
>play as a scorpion that fends off lizards and other scorpions
It's actually a good Wii game and since your the same size the bugs seem giant
spiders don't scare me but insects destroy me. I start gagging and having a panic attack when I see one next to me, but spiders have absolutely no effect on me
That's because spiders are cute.
I'd rather see giant spiders and scorpions than a common cockroach desu. Must be instinctual evolutionary response since they can spread diseases.
post the recipe and amount and then I'll decide
bugsnax
hollow knight
>Games where you fend off against giant bugs.
Pick any Bethesda game
whether or not an insect grosses me out seems to vary completely case-by-case. centipedes and roaches make me scream like a little girl, but ants and most spiders are kinda cute
do you mean blended spiders or spider cum
i'm okay with both really but i'd prefer the latter it's more humane
grounded
>Games where you fend off against giant bugs
Fuck that! Where's games I can use insects and arachnids as allies and friends? I want to go on harrowing adventures with my oversized funnel web!
my house is full of spiders they keep my safe from the flying jew bugs
total bros
pitbull owners be like; aww he's smiling
If you roast a tarantula the inside is supposedly a bit like meaty creamed coconut.
In 3rd world shitholes little kids hunt tarantulas with sticks for a tasty snack.
Are there any games where Spider monsters actually act like spiders?
They are ambushers. No spider just walks up and starts flaying it's legs at you like in Skyrim. They make traps, wait for opponents to get caught in webs etc.
Closest I can think of is Witcher 3 where the Spiders will only attack when your back is turned to them. But even that has them hunting in packs like they're wolves.
Omnomnom.
I'm going to give a big fucking hell no to both of them pham
I've eaten a fried spider before. It's honestly not bad and I wouldn't be opposed to introducing the concept here to the west. The legs are very crunchy, taste like chips.
Grounded; the demo was comfy as fuck
Literally fucking this. I never knew the word for those types of spiders. Always called them spindly ones. Big hairys are fine, but the nasty chitin cunts unearth a primal fear.
I assume the heat burns the hair off? Otherwise... ick.
Don't Goliaths eat snakes too?
yeah no thanks faggot, keep your grub eating shitskin culture far away from us
King Kong 2005 probably
They eat whatever the fuck they can bite and not get eaten by
It's poison, but the antedote is half a million.
It's a cocktail!
I hate every single bug. Spiders, insects, centipedes, even fucking crabs and shrimps, you name it.
Spider puss puss juice?
>Must be instinctual evolutionary response since they can spread diseases.
That makes no sense.
You can't evolve a response to something you have no concept of. Primordial precursors to humans had no concept of sentience, let alone knoweldge of diseases.
Not to mention roeaches being carriers is actually a misonception, roaches are one of the cleanest insects on the planet, they spend about 90% of the time cleaning themselves.
They're still gross as shit and I wouldn't touch one with a ten foot pole, but your reasoning is built on flawed information and lack of understanding of evolution.
Xenoblade
>Games with x
>Except the games that actually does it
wew man
YOU MOTHERFUCKING SPIDER
I'd take the word Goliath over the following words as prefixes to the word spider:
Sydey, Brazillian, Widow, Recluse, Funnel, Black, Wandering, Brown, Six
Post spider tits or gtfo
>tfw I want to buy a house and move out of this shitty cuckbox apartment in the city but I’m too afraid of spiders and would never be able to maintain the house properly because of it
As oppose to eating an animal that literally eats anything you throw at it? Not a muslim, btw. As long as it tastes good and not bad for you, does it matter where it came from?
I was shown one at a pet shop in london once. You'd expect them to be docile and slow because of their size. Quite the opposite. The shop keeper had to keep the goliath in a small tupperware container, barely any larger than the tarantula itself because anything larger and it would have enough room to quickly escape whenever the container was open. Hearing it move around inside the container was like hearing a disembodied hand trying to escape a box like Thing from The Addams Family or some shit.