You're in the club when this guy walks past you and doesn't slap your GF's ass

You're in the club when this guy walks past you and doesn't slap your GF's ass
What do you do?

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Find a new GF

HEY PAL, THE FUCK DO YA' THINK YOU'RE DOIN' NOT SLAPPIN' MY GIRL'S ASS?

>tfw my wife's ass is not good enough for Kiryu-san
DAME DA NE

Kiryu wouldn't slap a random person's ass

I slap HIS ass.

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>Not getting mad because he doesn't slap your ass
What are you gay?

HEY, YOU IMPLYING MY GF AIN'T HOT? LETS SEE HOW YOU LIKE TO MEET MY 12 PALS

Call the real one and tell him the fakes are at it again.

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OI CHOTTO MATTE

And then I realized I'm a brainlet who can't read. Carry on, everyone.

OI TEME

I challenge him to DISCO or Karaoke, knowing full-well I have mastered the arts.

KONO YAROU...!

Show him an obscure hobby and hope that he starts to see the appeal of it.

Admire him of course

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Challenge him for a duel

I don't have a gf, but I'd ask Kiryu-san to help me get one and he'd totally do it.

Why are you posting pics of my boyfriend

ORE WA...

CHOTTO SOGOROOOOOOOO

You're walking down the street wearing your Mew Shoes and you see this guy with 20 billion yen above his head. What do you do?

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Get in his face while hunching and twisting my head around like "AAAAHN???"

Then I'm probably a fag

Get a bike wheel smashed over my head of course.

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Kiryu-San would end up stealing the gf you try and get even though he didn’t want her in the first place

CHOTTO A SECOND

I pull 13 stun guns from my pocket and shock him until he runs away.

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Suck his cock

OI OI OI OI OI TEME

Egashira > Sato > Kawahashi > Oe

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It can't be helped

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Excuse me sir, I can't help but notice that you look exactly like a man that I saw in my dreams last night who helped me propose to my girlfriend through a series of interpretive dances. Would you be willing to help me?

>hey, you think yourself too good for slapping my gfs ass?

Say; "Hey you!" and run after the bastard.

well I'm wearing my payback ring and I haven't eaten in a while so I think I'll hunt him for sport

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Think that he chose the funny / inappropriate dialog option during a side quest an watch with interest how does the situation develop

KIRYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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