Mario if he real
Mario if he real
Brody Clark
Hunter Cooper
mario if he american
Samuel Martin
movie if he blob
Landon Smith
Mario no wear glasses
Henry Young
>hates the left
>hates the right
Is Bob Chipman based af?
Henry Perry
irl girl here, i'd fuck mario if he were real
Jonathan Edwards
Mario if he genocidal
Isaac Morris
I thought he was holding a gun from the thumbnail
Josiah Watson
No
Colton Parker
>has a steady, high-paying job using real-world skills
>is in the court of a monarch
>super athletic, strong af
>countless friends who all want to hang with him
>young, still in mid-20s
yeah, roastie, you fucking wish
Thomas Rivera
Could be real
Michael Gray
>hates the left
>loves technocratic communism
Jason Martinez
More like
>hates the right
>desperately wants to belong to the left but not even leftists care
John Jones
>technocratic
>communism
is that like jumbo shrimp? dude hates the left and the (((working class)))
Jaxson Wood
Didn't he write a book about Mario?
Sebastian Thompson
Yes
Jose Howard
Mauro is in his 50s
Samuel Perez
oh word?
Parker Jones
>not real communism
Christopher Parker
Bob's twitter account literally calls himself a neoliberal you dumb retard
Oliver Allen
THICCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Lincoln Kelly
>24
>looks 40+
Hmmmm
Ayden Wright
use this, OP.
Matthew Harris
If you had a real job AND spent your days off fighting fire-breathing turtles you'd look a bit rough too
Juan Taylor
I cant even eat all of that in like 2 days what a fatty
>don’t eat all day
>have like 2 chicken strips at 10pm and some small strawberries shortcake piece
>can’t even eat all the shortcake
Am I weak
Zachary Harris
i just had little heart attack seeing this AND I'M A FATASS.
Ryan Smith
>bob's actually looking slim
unironically happy for him, i wish i could slim down a bit
Cameron Mitchell
not really, it was mostly about him and his upbringing
i don't think there's any actual discussion of mario games in it, just how they helped him cope with his shitty childhood
William Garcia
Honestly, I could easily ingest that shit in 90 minutes.
But it certainly isn't "a fairly small amount" for anyone.
The bit I might struggle with was having to down all four drinks. McDonald's are ridiculous with how much soda they pair with the meals.
Ryan Lopez
bob, only you see yourself as slim.
Luis Williams
he's pretty good for an american ngl
Camden Powell
>But it certainly isn't "a fairly small amount" for anyone.
Excuse you.
Even his head is obese god damn
James Rogers
“Enlightened Centrists” are the least based people alive
Grayson Carter
>Bob thinks we would have Star Trek level tech if the farmers did not exist.
No irony or hyperbole, he does think this you can even ask him.
But he will try to pull the
>WHO ARE YOU?
Or if you got more follows on twitter than him just a block.
Bob is a massive lolcow.
Jordan White
I'm an unabashed leftist and everyone I know hates and mocks him. he even complains about the fact that no one defends him when he says dumb shit