ZOOMER LICENSE GAMES? YES PLEASE!

ZOOMER LICENSE GAMES? YES PLEASE!

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why do you keep running off the platform stay on it faggot

Are journalists the lowest form of life?

It moves forward on its own when you're about to throw the ball. Do you even play video games?

the animation makes you go forward.
ZooomieZoom doesn't understand he has to start the animation BEFORE touching the platform.

start the move behind the platform, spastic

What were you trying to gain out of making this thread, OP?

making fun of people bad at games is fun and I will never stop as long as I have life or no life.

Stop posing as me faggot.

The point is that it is clunky, not that it's hard. What is with you faggots acting like this game for toddlers is hardcore?
The written review has other examples.

just step a few feet back dummy

>journalists can't beat spongebob game for actual children
This is why the new Crash Bandicoot has retro and casual modes

Nobody here on Zig Forums has implied this is a hardcore game retard

i fucking bet this is a journo. Someone can't be this retarded.

Just press the button earlier you silly goose

He's not asking for advice...
Would you act like this based on a review for a literal baby toy?

he did it in the review to demonstrate how that mechanic can screw you over in time sensitive situations why is this so hard to understand? Maybe it's because you didn't bother to watch the first 30 seconds of the review and can't take the time to think critically

its not clunky to test your spacial reasoning

why not do the move before getting on the switch?

>Reviewer has "3*4=?" on a toy leapfrog tablet.
>Complains about how the tablet is cheaply made and unresponsive
>faggots like you post "uhhh, it's 12 retard, just hit the button earlier." in the comments
Do you want a medal?

>getting filtered by a childrens game

How can anyone be this retarded?

That's gaming journalism for you

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I'm 26 (late millennial) and played this game when I was 9. Why do you keep spamming "zoomer" in every thread about this game?

suck my nuts

>26 (late millennial)
dumbass

2020 - 26 = 1994

>Reviewer types "14" into the tablet multiple times, before complaining it is cheaply made and unresponsive.

FTFY

94 is the tail end of gen y birthyears

>"Ok, this move has momentum and the edge of the button is too close. What if i try from the middle?"
>"Ok, middle is still too close. Maybe from the edge?"
>"Almost, but not quite. Obviously i need to be off the button when i perform the move."
There. That's all you have to do to figure this puzzle out.
The reviewer is a fag for being this dumb, whether or not he's doing it intentionally.

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i'm not clicking your video if thats what you are implying.

This is what happens after years of only playing movie games on the $ony Tran$tation

You're a zoomer faggot.

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Jesus christ, how fucking stupid are you?

>What is with you faggots acting like this game for toddlers is hardcore?
No one thinks it's hard.
They think you're an idiot.

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Why do people in their 20s want to play this game?

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because we grew with spongebob retard