>Patch notes soon
Ed boys. It's our time once again
Patch notes soon
>they nerfed rolf
good, fuck rolf, unless they nerfed many-doors again. shit was fun to fuck with people farming scams with.
stairs bug wasn't fixed tho
>doing the many doors build instead of the hammer head build
imagine being this retarded
umm... should somebody tell him?
Anyone got the updated futa kankers mod?
His matchup against Kevin is basically unwinnable now. The Almighty Three-Shoe-Beating was the only thing that gave Rolf a chance against Kevin.
>tfw your main will never be meta
how do I cope with this, fellow Johnnyfags?
Rolf and Kevin have each been top tier in multiple patches already. It's not fair bros.
You have to use the fish beating build to beat Kevin that was buffed in last patch
FUCK PLANK MAINS
ANOTHER FUCKING PATCH AND STILL NO NERF!
FUCKING DEVS!
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
Try being a forever plank and then get back to me about "muh top tier"
>Red, Redd and Reddit
I said Iused it to fuck with people's scam farming, how am I supposed to snatch and run jawbreakers with hammmerhead's (slightly) reduced movespeed? the knockback increase isn't really enough to keep scam artist eddies off of you.
Nazz chads ww@?
because hammer heads knockback blast radius is enough to keep edd boys off you
I love threads like these
I bet you try to ERP for quarters, fag
how is this video games and ecelebs are not
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAKE GAME BASED ON GARBAGE REDDIT SHOW
HAHAHA EPIC THREAD I UPVOTE YOU SOCKHEAD LAWL SO RANDUMB XDD
is the nazz medusa outfit out yet
> fake game
mad cuz retarded
> garbage reddit show
i reiterate, mad cuz retarded
this is entertaining
elceleb faggots are cancer trannies or retards
You zoomers fit in better on plebbit though. Maybe you should stay there?
You're trying to do it with raw knockback? What the fuck? You can do other stuff
I know a reputable source who told me that Eddy's Brother, Scoot, and Baron o' Beefdip are coming in the next DLC wave. Supposedly, it's coming pretty soon.
Guys this random figurine keeps giving me random, stupid quests. What's the endgame? Do I get anything good?
Hey guys, i got an invite to a private server today, and when i logged on, there were no other players except an eddy and edd with fucking grotesque skins.
they kept spamming "25 cents is all it takes." in the chat and pinging ed's garage.
i told them to fuck off and logged out, but now i cant log back into my account.
what do i do bros
>dressing as Nazz during the infiltration quest
>the new quests being added
how did the devs get away with this
fish beating build is clunky as hell and has no fucking range, basically useless against everyone else except eddy
well yeah, they nerfed the pin and stun hits into the ground, I didn't onow about the blast radius though, gonna have to hope they aren't smart enough to stagger their approaches based on the cooldown.
Did the buff Jimmy yet?
>Eddy’s Brother
yeah and I have a golden jawbreaker, faggot
yeah they made his sumo move +10 strength
sort of? you get enhanced from beating the quest in
he still loses to the weakest range class in the game, turkey baster Ed.
I mained her back in vanilla but as soon as they gutted the duration of her charm I jumped ship, having to constantly recast it fucked with my macros and I hate having to conserve more mana for it
>he isn’t a Kevin chad
you're getting confused with Stop, Look, and Ed update, this is the Dueling Eds update, hence Rolf's fish buff.
post yfw weightless agility
Yoooo does this mean sumo-focused builds are now viable? I want to dump all my jawbreakers into that ability and spec around it
I found this weird item. What's it for?
OH SHIT user, GET RID OF THAT THING
Canadian squirtgun forms are the best Eds in the whole game, quickshot motherfuckers like there's no tomorrow while also having ridiculously high rate of fire. Broken as fuck
whose scoot?
FUCK THE NPCS IN EDTROPOLIS
STOP LAUGHING AT ME YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
take it back
>He doesn't know
Run. Run right now.
>He doesn't know Scoot
Fucking casual
based and gatlingunpilled
GUYS WTF IS GOING ON
The fucking server owners got my number from my account
Blocking them doesnt do shit
I know Rolf can be broken but lore wise "The son of a shepherd" should be OP
life opens many doors ed boy
Maybe if you're Edd or Eddy, Ed has no fucking dexterity to use them so you're constantly getting misses at point blank
>Sumo Jimmy is now invulnerable during transformation
>Double D can now use the Canadian Squirt
>Double D Dexterity cap increased
>Hog Rolf can now move during attack
>Dork status is no longer removable during combat
What the fuck were they thinking?
kek
What's the best jawbreaker?
Do the scam jimmy build
Trust me with this, I know it sounds like a bizarre and useless strategy, but it is easily his best build.
lf two pebbleshoe eds for jawbreaker vault. kwtd
Confirmed butthurt Jimmy tranny
Dialate about how your main will never be meta
I just cheese through everything using the Eddy stealth build, no idea why nobody else uses it
Equip it user
BEEFDIP CHADS RISE UP
EDDO FAGS BTFO
I've seen it only once, in the legends
What do 'Atlanta' jawbreakers taste like Ed bros?
>He doesnt use the Chameleon Man perk
I got a different text, fucking nope
but now I keep hearing a slithering sound at my window but there's nothing there
It kind of sounds like Monster Ed's slither ability in-game, but more.... hyperrealistic... i cant describe it any other way.
If you equip it you automatically get locked into a Kanker sister side quest.
Been playing for almost 2 years now and I still don't understand how the scam mechanics work. I still can't decide if it's a work of genius or overcomplicated bullshit.
Keep crying faggot
>Create a character on the RP server for the hell of it
>It's all Nazz players trying to ERP or Jimmys begging Sarahs to carry them
The Eddie Stealth build is technically faster in speed, but that's negligibly when you unlock the Fad Freaker Suit and it lets you by-pass nearly all charisma checks. Much better for speed-running
>he DOESNT play thunder god Ed
>got this from an Eddy for only $5
Are you fucking jelly?
does anyone remember that episode where the edd's go camping in the forest and rolf is hunting them down with face paint on, kinda like predator ?
because i remember seeing it as a kid but i can't find it online anywhere
You forget this is a scam game friend. You gotta scam
911 says they're gonna send a unit over, see if they can backtrace whoever is sending the texts.
I'm getting calls now too, but they're all static, the slithering finally stopped at least, cuz it was getting really loud. I'll update you guys later once i talk to the officer.
The only reason that Kevin is top tier is because the lead dev is a Kevinfag, don't even deny it.
Too squishy. You're fucked if the Kankers show up, which is more and more common now thanks to the "Bottled Ship" spawn rate buff.
>Create an Ed character on the RP server for the hell of it
>Kanker players continually try to rape you
just because you havent heard of EEnE online before doesn't mean it isn't videogames.
imagine if Zig Forums banned for each indie artist that came their way.
And that's a good thing!
No way you got those for that cheap, you had to have just swapped the jean and gold textures
>this dude baught cosmetics for a dead game
>Eddy
noob detected. Fad Freaker was only relevant for 1 patch, now its basically novelty armor that everone scoffs at.
Did you even watch the fucking episode?