These are the only good picks
Smash DLC
You’re fucking stupid
No, they aren’t.
This is what you're gonna fucking get, smashfaggots
Hackurai's going to make you pay for your sins
Am I? Literally any of these characters would generate mass hype.
You're a retard
FUCK every first party character. Every single one is fucking boring trash. Spirits are good enough for all of you, make room for an actual fucking character.
>But muh Min-Min, no rulez!!
Fuck you. Star Man is the only character worth putting in. Fuck everyone else. Saki and Geno can eat dick, this is the only 20 year old character you’re gonna support from now on. Bitches always complain about too many third parties well here is the perfect character
>First Party
>Classic character
>Pro wrestling moveset, suplexes and shit
>fucking awesome game of origin
>Slick design
>Fucks pussy on the reg
>Regularly fights fucking Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair
STARMAN is the hero we need. Rosterfags need not apply, this is the future of Smash Bros. Nobody else deserves to be in at all, fuck your “hopes” and “wishlist.” Imagine playing on boxing ring but with WWE shit, I’m talking fire and lighting and referees you can punch the shit out of
>But I don’t want Starman
Fuck you. You want Starman, everyone wants him. He’s the hero of the story and the only good character on the entire planet. Every fictional character is designed after him because he represents fucking perfection. Fuck you, STARMAN IS IN
Literally who?
>Ratchet
Not gonna happen
>Rayman
Eh, maybe?
>Crash Bandicoot
Honestly has the best chance out of these characters
>Master Chief
Really doubt it, but better chance than Ratchet
Don't even know who the last one is, but she wouldn't make it either.
A Loser Is You
>all that garbage
Dante, Master Chief, Doom Slayer, Crash and Kratos are the only characters that deserve a spot.
its weird to say but seeing the fucking for honor knight in samurai shodown kind of restoked my hopes for rayman. spirits are back on the table and ubisoft is making weird collaborations with jap companies, its enough to inspire some optimism again
All picks from video games are good picks.
Prove me wrong
>These are the only good picks
>Only two of the five characters shown are 'good'
You just had to ruin a based fighters pass with Steve
I want the armpit miko
i genuinely have no idea who this is
Ignore the grotesque steve fags and it becomes based again
Nah, this pass is still galactically based
has spore even one slight chance pf coming back into relevancy?
What the fuck is the disturbing shit on the right even from? Some stupid Minecraft YouTube crap?
not even close to being true
>admitting to being THIS new
the following are dlc
>pokemon
>doomguy
>lloyd
cacomallow is fake, but geno and mallow are mii costumes
dude trust me would I lie to you
>4/5 choices are for coomershit
FUCK OFF
seems based. Ssoyd sucks, but its worth it for the rest.
I don't know who the last one even is.
Is this a sign for things to come, or is Ubisoft gonna get blueballed again?
>master chief
>ratchet
>Rayman
You serious nigga?
When was Rayman's last game again?
2013.
Are you fucking illiterate. It says STARMAN like 40 times
read the post
>Another Pro Wrestling chad
finally..
Based, we need Classic Steve
>no grotesque alt
>no omega Steve shit
Oh so you don't know either, okay, cool. Maybe someone else can answer for the both of us.
there is a 0% chance of the pass being this good
>see female
>instantly think of COOMERCOOMER
user...
No le gustaría verme enojado... Here's the rest of the FP2:
>Rex & Pyra (Xenoblade Chronicles 2)
>Bomberman (Bomberman)
>Alchemist (Atelier) (alts are like with Hero but with the Atelier girls)
>Sol Badguy (Guilty Gear)
>Non-video game character that everyone hates and would seethe the entire SSB community.