User-KUN

Not me, I swear.

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Good. One of many

>>user-KUN! My boyfriend Joker impregnated me
>c-congrats, h-haha

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She got blacked.

>ywn cuddle in bed your girl and feel your child growing inside of her belly
>ywn dress cool your son or cute your daugther
>ywn play baseball with your son
>ywn come home at night and see your children receiving you at the door and your wife welcome you
>ywn carry your child in your shoulder or take him/her from the hand with your wife and help him/her to jump higher

just like your mom black-user

Lel

My bird wife!

Inded, my kun might have been the cause of this.

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you lying bitch i never had sex

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>-kun
Nice fucking try, I don't know who you are, Yaldy, Maruki or maybe some kind of shadow but my wife Sumire has never, and I mean NEVER, EVER, EVER not called me senpai.

Begone.

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Weird, I don't put my dick in shit so not sure how you got pregnant.

I'd never do any of this cringy faggot shit
>baseball
The most boring sport in existence, why would you teach your child how to play it?
>come home at night
lmao, are you some sort of slave? Even though I head to the gym after work I'm usually home by 17:30 PM at most.
>carry your child
This is the woman's job

I didn’t ask for these feels user

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Mutt’s law, I swear

So how does Metaverse money work?

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holy fucking based