Witcher 1

>Witcher 1
>sexy collectible cards of every girl you fuck

>Witcher 3
>Geralt bows head in shame while feminist gives monologue

What went wrong?

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>What went wrong?

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How pols agree whit this?

I've been playing Witcher 2 on Dark Mode and I'm at Chapter 3. I beat the snot out of that operator fuck, after like 1 hour of trying and now I'm farming for orens to get the Kinslayer's Armor. God damn, is there no way to make money in a reasonable time period! I should've grinded more harpies in Chapter 2, I suppose.

>posting censored version

You aren't helping your point.

>feminist gives monologue
You mean like in TW1?

Install the 5 to 1 mod for vendor prices instead of 24 to 1 unless you want jewish merchants.

Operator>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>drowner>>>Eredin

But Witcher 1 had a quest to find a ghost, which turned out to be a whore fucking in a barn.
That's not feministism.

Warsaw is the Paris of Poland ; Mazovia is the California of Poland

Damn, I wish I knew about that mod. Regardless, I'm doing a vanilla run. I wanted to use a mod to mod out the stupid "Dark" vignette as well, but ended up not using any mods.

>Cat between her legs
>Cat = pussy

LOL genius

Imagine n game if it said.

In 10 years in future your live left wing utopia of hell on earth were LGBT trannies rule and were white men lives don't matter and were virus kill mostly mixed race people.

And were statues of history are torn down to please far left and stop them. Burning whole city's down while men kiss the boots of black men.


Would you have believed it

Yeah, my issue wasn't the actual fight, but the constant stunlocks and the way the corner pillars were coded, to make their whole tile inaccessible, despite the fact there's plenty of room around them.

The Witcher was cucked from the start. Sapkowski is a massive cuck

Holy damn. You are genius, user!

No.

>Muh it's only in cities
that cope

Is Larian now the last hope of western gaming? Warhorse also, not sure

we genuinely was, best proof for that were some of the ciri scenes in the elf realm and fucking a dying random guy in a ditch

Mazovia is a voivodeship you absolute brainlet

I dunno about that. There's definitely less romance options outside of hookers, but I remember that duelist girl in Skelliger and how she went from challenging Geralt, to begging for her life, to letting him fuck her. That shit seemed pretty based to me.

>Yennifer takes Geralt to the tower of her wizard lover
>Forces them to fight over her
>She runs away when they refuse to fight

What's cuck about that?

Books is fucking awful beside first 2. The whole Ciri character is just lesbian hurr durr muh freedom and Yen is not much better. You can see author had some gamer moments with women in his life

I thought the only guy she fucks in the elf realm was the old man who also dies . other than that, the only elf she really interacts with is the guy who she fights on that boat.

>before the games, almost every major female character was a heartless snake that tried to exploit geralt
>triss literally takes an advantage of geralt's poor mental health in w1 and w2 and manipulates him
>both the books and the games show us various minorities that are fighting against racism, most of these freedom-fighters are actually more extreme and irrational than the people they are fighting against
>geralt literally breaks the nose of a female elven extremist despite being surrounded by elven partisans

yeah, this was weird to me too, why does every character, regardless of gender, want to fuck Ciri? Also idk if Yen was that bad, seeing as Geralt was also having sexy adventures on the side.

planned obsolescence

wait until you see the plot for nu cyberpunk.

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ultimately yennefer is willing to sacrifice herself for geralt, which almost kills her at the end of the last book

it doesn't almost kill her, it actually kills her. both her and Geralt die at the end of "The Lady of the Lake", only to be revived by Ciri, then sent to the Isle of Avalach (?)

Slightly off topic but finding the playboy posters in mafia 2 was fun.

>implying feminists dont love heartless snake women
hell, people praise women that are strong and independent and refuse to be nice because being nice is feminine

No way this is true,it's just all female workers like janitors and PR pic right bros? R-right?

Really, I think the missed fucks were more of a budget thing. They did seem like they were running out of time and money after the Kaer morhen siege. They probably laid out the main quest first, then the padding, then the fucking.

My truest disappointment was the fucks that could have been:
1. Fat assed herbalist in White orchard
2. Ves in Velen
4. Succubus in Novigrad
5. Corine Tilly in Novigrad
6. Cerys in Skellige (fuck you, you know she was eyefucking Geralt and seething when Yen lorded over him)
7. Eveline gallo from HOS
8. Skellige Hardbody ho # 69
9. Adela from HoS
10. Anna Henrietta
11. Madame Isabelle
12. Touissant lady #420

well they obviously have no self respect getting herded like that based on cock gash.

This is something I'll never understand. There's a difference between being a jackass and not being a doormat. People, especially people who write female characters or any type of characters for that matter, need to understand this. Sure, if the character in question is justifiably an asshole, then you'd better show the audience that justification, otherwise it comes off as being one-dimensional.

The people who have the largest amounts of influence in CDPR are still men.

One of the writers of w3 and cp77 said that they are not gonna fill cyberpunk with corny, kingdom hearts-tier referenes and crossovers
( the kingdom hearts part is actually true )

Fuck yes, I miss chad Geralt who fucks every female looking creature he talks to even if that is unrealistic. Witcher 1 was kino

>believing their lies

How many times are you going to get burnt before you learn not to put your hand in the oven?

Witcher 1 was kino, but i think it was more because of the combat, good UI and comfy gameplay loop, and less because of POLISH TEETEES.