Ninety Seven Days since release: >still no gyroids >no diving >less villager dialogue/interactions that pocket camp: a F2P spinoff cellphone game >no tropical fruit >no pitfalls >nook shop can only be upgraded once >no brewster >no island minigames >massive lack of furniture/clothes compared to previous games; almost none added with DLC >huge lack of fish/insects is even more apparent since there is nothing to do with all of the cut content. No new creatures added >internet still hasn't been fixed >no fix to golden tools
Cool. It only took them 110 days since release to add a minor feature that had been in since day 1 of the previous game. Maybe if we wait 3 more years we'll finalaly get gyrodis bros! Based content drip! Based Nintendo!
Easton Richardson
seethe lol you don't even own a switch
Ryder Phillips
>no diving They just LITERALLY added in that shit just now
The single worst thing about this game is they decided to make 40% of villager dialogue be them telling you what you did yesterday.
>I see you hit rocks/shook trees/watered plants/buried bells/dug fossils/chopped wood/dug for clams
Jesus fucking Christ I basically don't talk to my villagers anymore cus they're almost guaranteed to just point out basic daily tasks you did. Who thought this was good idea? Who allowed this to happen? And why aren't they hanging from a tree somewhere for it?
Brandon Lewis
This is a shill thread.
Bentley Ross
oh hell yea
Carson Cruz
>Look at all the old shit it doesn't have!!!
Why not focus on all the NEW shit it does have?
Sebastian Harris
Such as...?
Thomas King
>no qol changes in the slightest that's the worst part faggot OP, that and the atrocious online but I wouldnt expect an overhaul anytime soon
Paid online Higher price tag Bigger sales numbers Can become a tranny from the get go Can terraform the island and turn the game into a worse version of minecraft
Camden Wilson
If everything was in day 1, autists like you would do everything in a week and never touch the game again anyway. So why complain?
Luke Watson
Absolutely seething lmao
Owen Brooks
Wanna go to the park?
Camden Nelson
I'm seething because I spent 10 minutes pirating this piece of shit that has objectively less content than the 3DS game
I might repirate it in 1~2 years since the new update confirmed that they launched the game unfinished and that they're attempting to fix that However, in its current state, fuck this game
Kayden Green
There's gotta be a new shop upgrade this update, right bros? ...right?
Colton Rivera
Great logic. All videogames should follow this pattern. I hope when the new Zelda comes out Nintendo just updates it with 1 boss/dungeon every 10 months that way the game takes 3 years to fully experience!
Grayson Collins
An extremely tedious crafting system, horrendous menus and a very nice looking museum.
Cooper Hughes
No sorry. They patched it to make sure villagers spend even more time reminding you that you dug up fossils yesterday though.
Angel Roberts
Last time I checked Zelda isn't a life simulator so that comparison falls flat on your face
I hate this meme. People are already leaving in droves because the only thing to do was to play dollhouse, and not everybody is going to log back in just so they can dive for a few clams. Even so, how long is it going to take for you to log in and grab all of the new shit before you're out of things to do again? Great, I can craft a few new shitty furniture pieces using a shitty crafting system, before I remember that the rest of the island is fucking empty and dead and people will just piss off before the next meager update. If anything, the slow content drip has achieved the exact opposite of keeping people playing. People are already burnt out on the same repetitive bullshit and adding five minutes of fun just isn't enough.
Hunter Reyes
>literally everything put gulliver in the pirate costume (but I bet his furniture is just pascal's set again) just shit from NL that should have been in at launch anyway >gets hyped up as "new" content
