Leaked audio from Illumination's Mario movie:

It's even worse to listen to, holy shit. Really should have gotten someone to voice Peach.

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I always imagined the Ke$ha song playing throughout the trailer, otherwise 9/10.

just noticed the guy getting german characters in his captcha. got a laugh out of me

WW2

>streaming this summer on Disney+

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When he realized the best way to unironically troll the world was to take power over his life and kill himself.
Almost a hundred years later everyone's still mad they didn't kill Hitler. The ultimate blueball in history.

That and no Kristen Schaal impersonator for the Peach line. Hearing a nasally and annoying Peach rant would be just the right amount of pain.

thanks, I hate it

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I don't get the joke in the picture. It's obviously 1933

Is that mario if he real?

Kek could u imagine.
Are they actually not using Charles Martinet? Honestly he does sound weird when he tries to talk in longer sentences as Mario, but it isnt mario otherwise

Stopped when I heard Kesha.

finally an omori reaction image

>finally Omori
No sadder words.

I still think that this will be the exact script of the reveal trailer.

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A+

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mario lore thread?
>the screams you hear in these audio bits are genuine
>the screams come from Yosho Takanata, an (ex) employee at Nintendo that was working on Mario 64
>some five months before the game's release in Japan, Yosho went missing
>a month later, an audio tape with these recordings were received by the Nintendo headquarters in Kyoto
>over the past 25 years, the headquarters received several letters, presumably written by Yosho under severe duress
>pic related is one of the letters

45

39

here, have another

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I wanted to laugh, but I realize there's both a pokemon and sonic movie now that use this exact same type of humor. This being similar to a potentially real mario movie is more likely than you think.

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the fuck kind of lore

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what kind of unfunny faggot do you have to be to still post this shit.

God bless Immunity Cat.

benis :DDDD

IT'S TOO ACCURATE, FUCK OFF

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sneed

I know it's a joke but I still want to die

based retard

It really needs a record scratch somewhere in there.

>Super
>Super
>Super
>Super
YOSHII

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Fucking based.

Nuh uh user-kun, you can't play that card without it being an illegal board state. I don't see Flash on that card you cave-dwelling simpleton.
I can't believe I have to spend my magic minutes calling over a judge to laugh at your dimwittedness. Your magic is null and void here, forfeit and hand over the cards, mortal.

Please god tell me it's a vocaroo of THAT pasta

Seethe more

Shut up AJ

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My mum already died in her sleep seven years ago. Thanks for reminding me, user.

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Fag

>Kristen Schaal Peach
>*toad doing a headspin*
>"aaawkwaard"
Oh my fucking god I can see it. Please stop this.

Probably should have replied to that post

IT REALLY IS HOLY KEK
Thank you based user, i was waiting for this
Can you add Peach's line as well?

>retard didnt NIGGER his captcha
got what he deserved