My little hardest game of the year can't be this cute
Little Witch Nobetta
How long is it right now?
3 bosses + 1 secret
There'll be 6 bosses in total iirc not counting secrets
>Hard
What? I played the demo and thought it wasn't hard.
Wait a secret one? Is it NG+?
You did beat her, right?
If not, what's your excuse?
Preventing her destroying the stage really change everything.
This took more attempts than I'm comfortable admitting...
I'm 5 hours in and only have the ribbon doll boss (ignoring the armor boss from the demo) done. But I'm bad at video games.
I'm stuck at the first boss because of his fuck you sword attack
Climbing from the opposite platform is easier since it's higher so you can just land on the roof.
Holy shit so that's how you get there, I couldn't figure it out.
Yeah, took me a whole lot of attempts. Though by the end I felt like I really understood the boss, it's a good learning experience.
Oh. I wasn't sure if I could make it from that side so I just kept brute forcing that tiny pillar.
this isn't darksouls
your i-frames actually make sense
learn to dodge when the attack is happening
I think it's easier from the other side, you can jump from a higher place and get on the large platform.
Surprisingly cute and fun game.
Do I get anything by starting NG+?
man I actually lost all hype the moment I saw early access
I FUCKING DID IT
Once you know what to do with Arcane and Ice magic she can't do fucking shit to you.
I'll miss ya, smug cunt
I can't do this anymore I'm sorry. Mods to disable lava when? I wanted to play cute action game not mario.
Nobeta likes to bathe in the lava.
>no hat
Remove yourself.
You don't bathe with your hat on, idiot
>sister saw me playing the game
>"why are you playing a girls game user?"
Well? Why ARE you?
You don't bathe with your large bag & clothes either.
Pass the controller and let your sister experience the pure cute & funny hellscape herself.
Tell her to play the game or to suck your dick
>Because it's a fun and very challenging game, wanna play?
come on boy
>You don't bathe with your large bag & clothes either.
She's a witch. You don't understand user.
>the most enjoyable and original game to come out in 2020 imo was made by a single man dev team
Man the game industry is a fucking joke. A single guy managed to make something better with no budget than a multi-million or billion dollar company.
ITS NOT A GIRLS GAME YOU'RE KILLING STUFF WITH DESTRUCTIVE MAGIC
Hey she can play when I'm not home I'm not letting the little brat cut into my vidya time
Tell him to at least get someone to make the soundtrack
I wish sales of games like these put buyers on some kind of list, because these are the molester uncles gathered in one spot.
waiter, this bait is stale.
Ah right, I forgot how real life 3DPD big brothers suck
>ITS NOT A GIRLS GAME YOU'RE KILLING STUFF WITH DESTRUCTIVE MAGIC
yeah sounds like female power fantasy you cutie.
Fuck off with this weak bait. It's a fun game.
Real men use their bare hands to kill things with destructive magic.
The thing is since the Multi-million dollar companies already have their base public, everything they make it will sell like hot-cakes.
Ie: Gamefreak making a new soul-less pokemon game.
on the other hand, this might also mean that if you put in a lot of hard work and passion, you can make a good game on your own too!
>early access
Come back when it's actually finished
I bet you couldn't even beat the second boss.
But is it worth 8 bucks and do I ever have to pay anything else??
8$ is fucking nothing if this game was 20 I would pirate it but fucking 8? That's less than I spend on a beer every weekend.
Yes it's worth fucking $8 and no you don't have to pay shit after that. Don't act like this is some $60 game.
For 8 bucks?
You're paying less than you're getting even in early-access
Hey if anything she's a bad sister always being mean to me. Plus she'd probably get filtered by Tania anyways
ITS NOT GIRLS JUST PLAY DRESSUP GAMES SHUT UP
But that would hurt your hands...
Tania means cheap in my language. Tania is a cheap slut
It's easier to make stuff that they know will surely sell a lot than experimenting with different formulas. I miss the time when there's bunch of weird game were made all the time.
I was ready to pirate the game yesterday but after I see the pricetag I decide to just buy the game.
8 bucks for 3 bosses is too much
>posts cute girls
>yells a lot
>plays games for girls
Who are you trying to fool? We're not gonna report you just for being a girl.
It's not strictly out yet though, it just got released on Early Access, still a whole year or two until it's done.
This year kind of sucks so far.
>1 year from now
>gets an awesome update
>”wtf guys why is it $40 now I want it for $8”
There's actually 4 bosses in the game right now.
>implying it will ever get that update