ITS OVER
ITS OVER
post the cuphead bird webm
>Journalists being bad at video games as usual
>had to scrub through hundreds of positive articles to find the one literally who article giving off a slight critique
lmao
if you guys are making these threads, then now I know it will be successful. Last of us 2 broke records, this game is going to outperform skyrim at this rate.
Yeah, he makes a good point. Guess what though? I'm still gonna buy it.
>it's left me impressed with its slavish attention to detail. But I also wish it was a little less subtle.
>Ladbible
>phone screenshot
I want normalfag Brits to fuck off
Anyone that expects a CDPR game to have anything but mediocre gameplay has their hopes too high it's their weakest area
>tfw everyone is giving glowing praise of the game from chinks to amerifats and you have the typical western game “journalist” who can barely play Tetris without calling it “the dark souls of puzzle games”
Game kino confirmed.
Reminder.
Sauce user! I swear to God I need to COOM!!!
>I depend on (((Jewnalists))) to tell me what to think about games, even after giving TLOU2 unanimous 10/10s
Imagine unironically caring about Journo opinions after TLOU 2.
>CDPR games having meh gameplay
I'm shocked
WE SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE JOURNALIST PRIVILEGES OVER CONSUMERS
cute
>still caring about what journos think after tlou 2.
I know that you're a retard phone posted but come the fuck on.
This
WHERE ARE YOU SHAZAMPOSTER
I really want to know how this dude got past school when he can’t figure out a basic puzzle from a game designed for a child audience.
goddam that means every single thing sucks. The story was going to be some pozzed faggoty bullshit, the only hope was gameplay. Now that is done, the whole thing is fucking doomed.
>fuck game journos
>unless they badmouth a game im going to hate
b-but she poops there
check the title retards
This
>literally who the article
woke devs were too busy creating genital customization
Did these people not play Witcher 3? What the fuck did they expect?
Also
>Good story
Kekled, as if CDPR has any idea what good writing looks like outside copying daytime tv tropes about repentant wife beaters, mustache-twirling villain betrayals and childish rebellion.
disgusting
sounds like fallout new vegas, despite it's gameplay it's still gets high praise
>I can call my car, much like whistling for Roach in The Witcher 3, with a tap of the d-pad. Also like Roach, the car doesn't arrive as it should - I find it half sticking out of the ground on the next road over, and as I walk closer it explodes. Cyberpunk's new delayed November release date makes more sense after playing its current build
OH NO NO NO
Wtf do u mean nigger the title is a random number.webm
Fucking tell me the name of the girl or a source nigger
I remember "are you smarter than a 5th grader?" being a pretty popular theme for tv shows at some point, guess the premise didn't come from nowhere
KIDM-747
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>cyberpunk-2077-tells-a-good-story-but-its-awkward-to-play
so just like witcher 3?
>gamepad
Yeah thats the problem.
>Throughout my time with Cyberpunk 2077, I kept thinking: "I should be able to play this more cleverly." But I repeatedly found myself having to resort to shooting everyone.
Sounds like "kill, loot, repeat" all over again
so it's like the witcher but with a good story?
>same 3-4 cars over and fucking over again
>another brown mutt creatura
Fuck this game holy shit.
That's what CDPR expect us to do since they gave the demo to literally everyone but the fans. Three times.
why doesn't the bird just fly up though?
I hope.
>Ladbible
Pure cringe shit for Facebook tards
Embarrassed for you to be honest
clipped the flight feathers
>Tells a good story but is awkward to play.
Witcher 4 then
>Waaah waaaah I need a golden highlight to proceed in a quest
Literally what I read
>> I got a feeling it wont be as good as Witcher 2 let alone 3
I have a feeling it will be a bit disappointing. Not awful or anything just kinda bland and safe. So far they keep showing us the exact same people over and over and over. Pre-scripted gameplay. I'll probably still get it but defo cancelling my collectors edition and waiting for user reviews.
As a diehard CDPR fan you have no idea how painful it is to say that. I knew I would probably have to.
So the car is just teleporting? Was programming autopilot too hard, it would fit the setting too.
not gonna lie im not impressed
Why should they?
having your hose needing a path to you was horrible in Red Dead 2
It's sad, huh? They refuse to show any RPG mechanic.
cdpr cant make good gameplay.... scratch that 90% of western devs cant make good gameplay the only exceptions are shooters because they are piss easy to get right compared to melee combat.. but cdpr seems to have even failed at that lol
>ladbible
i've heard this 3-4 times now so i'm honestly starting to get concerned
then again it is the very beginning of the game