HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Zig Forums BTFO
ITT: it's November 1, 2018 before the Smash Direct
Jackson Butler
David Green
Insider here, here’s the fulll roster
>Ken
>Incineroar
DLC
>Piranha Plant
(Free bonus)
>Joker from P5
>Hero from DQ
>Banjo and Kazooie
>Terry Bogard
>Byleth
More dlc is planned but idk who it is, I have heard that Min Min might be the first of it though
David Davis
>Piranha Plant
excuse me what?
Andrew Jenkins
>Banjo
Fucking retard
>Byleth
Who?
Michael Ross
>Hero from DQ
LITERALLY WHO? That's not a character you retard.
Leo Sanchez
>piranha plant
>terry bogard
>joker
fake and gay
Leo Edwards
Im just here to laugh at the retards who actually believed this shit
Oliver Diaz
>”THEY DELAYED ISAAC BECAUSE OF THE JAPAN EARTHQUAKE!”
HOLY FUCK THAT WAS THE BEST PART
Camden Watson
>"Yeah it's the craziest person in the world going out of their way to make incredibly boring ads using keywords from the upcoming fighter pass because he's thinking 47 steps ahead and knows that both Namco-Bandai and Nintendo of Europe contract the same obscure California search-engine company. To this end, he then got himself an ad, typed out the name of fan requested characters, and haphazardly threw in a character that is not fully representative of the series he came from, once again, he's some kind of super genius beyond the mental capacities of mortal man and he knew that the internet's crack team of cybersleuths would find his red-herring name in seconds.
>This absolute Einstein of social engineering also happens to moonlight as an expert predictor and after presumably spending seconds carefully typing a popular character's name from the Smash forums, he then went out of his way to produce 3 more advertisements of his own with obscure elements like the "-" for Banjo-Kazooie that hardly anyone would be able to make out, and then, for the fun of it, he saw to making a completely unique advertise request that lasted for months just because he could. He made sure that this fake roster of can only be viewed in Europe because he knew that search engine laws are different there and then paid money for months to wait until someone finds them. The fact that 4 new characters lines up with the 5 missing stages from Corocoro was all part of his master plan.
>The lengths you have to go to believe that this is all an incredibly elaborate leak would make this man one of the most intelligent people to ever walk the Earth. Apparently he knew where people would look at every turn, making him at the minimum more competent than the entire government of Saudi Arabia when it comes to fakery."
>this can all be said about the Grinch leak as well. you're not worth wasting breath on, just like 95% of other users on here
Parker Adams
>>This absolute Einstein of social engineering
Brody King
>Incineroar
Over Decidueye? As if.
>Pirahna Plant
how the fuck?
>Hero from DQ
dragon quest? which one?
>Terry Bogard
who the fuck?
>Byleth
yeah that sounds about right
Jack Robinson
The funny thing is the characters we got are better than the fake ones listed. The only real loss was Mach Rider but characters like Terry and Hero are far better picks than fucking Geno and Isaac.
Cameron Anderson
I can agree here, even despite Byleth staining the lineup it was absolutely solid.
Henry Adams
Can't wait for Etika's reaction. He'll act more hyper than a fish out of water.
Evan Roberts
The fuck is a byleth
Andrew Sullivan
I can agree here, even despite Banjo staining the lineup it was absolutely solid.
Juan Russell
The guy from the Fire Emblem Switch game. We've known this for months now.
Blake Martinez
Guys, Fallout 76 comes out in two weeks! I'm so excited, it's gonna be the best game ever!
William Green
>Banjo staining the lineup
Literally the most hype character so I don't know what the fuck you're smoking. Can someone explain this Banjo hate meme? It literally started with Smash but before that he was considered a classic character in the 3D platformer genre. He deserves do be in this game as much as most of the main roster and he looks pretty fucking good next to DK and Diddy. If you want to talk about "tainting the lineup", aim your hate at Joker or Byleth instead of feeding this meme that was literally started by shitposters and unironic zoomers.
Angel Hill
Grinchfags committed suicide because of based roar. CHAD.
Ryan Flores
A Rhythm Heaven character would've been nice.
Blake Foster
you take that back about isaac you nigger
Lucas Lewis
I want video game characters in Smash, not fucking boomer furfag cereal characters. And no, him getting licenced shovelware games doesn't make him a video game character any more than it makes Goku a video game character.
Carson Robinson
TICKTOCK BANJIES
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IF YOU DON'T GET IN NOW, YOU NEVER WILL
Wyatt Myers
>you take that back about isaac you nigger
Regardless of whether you like him or not, you cannot deny 4 DQ characters with the RPG menu gimmick was a bigger and better choice than anything from Golden Sun.
Levi Perez
Anyone who still seethes after 2 years of this fact, only prove his heel theme. The haters are kind of retarded.
Ian Lee
>I want video game characters in Smash
Which he is.
>not fucking boomer furfag cereal characters.
Many of those are already in the game. I don't want more boring anime characters but you don't see me crying about it.
>And no, him getting licenced shovelware games doesn't make him a video game character any more than it makes Goku a video game character.
I didn't know the company that made Goldeneye and Killer Instinct made shovelware games in their prime. Work on your argument skills.
Cooper Harris
I miss etika :(
Bentley Anderson
So you're okay with the same humanoid self-insert characters but an actual mascot with a distinct design is a no go.
Brayden Hughes
>So you're okay with video game characters but not cereal mascots?
Yes.
Nathaniel Walker
>Piranha Plant
hmmm sounds incredibly based
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Well I guess we have to get rid of these two as well.
Josiah Edwards
BANJOOOOOOOOOOO
Jackson Taylor
No.