Tfw no House Nuvelle breeding sow gf

>tfw no House Nuvelle breeding sow gf

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Why does this character cause so much butthurt? Wasn't the game purposely written so that every side of the story has some merit to it so there is no such thing as measuring one "good" over the others as "bad"? All the advertising for the game gives me that impression so why is there so much shitposting against one of them?

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Because dimitrannies can't stop seething at my wife edegard.

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has the DLC ever gone on sale? i watched the final boss fight it looks like total shit and i've heard the maps are nothing special at all

Imagine writing a villain.
Imagine giving her a route where the writers try the hardest to whitewash her while being dumb as a brick and solving nothing.
Imagine having a legion of trannies only doing her route and going "yeah, that makes sense".

That boss fight is both frustrating and amazing and the maps are better than the base game's.

The boss is kind of lame yeah but the maps are fucking amazing, better than 90% of the base game maps.

Best character in the entire game

Despot who starts a war and is inherently deceptive and inconsistent with her statements.

Don't mean she is wrong but basically you gotta trust her pretty hard

because edel is the aggressor and her justifications for starting the war are weak.

bros i've done BL and GD so far... i gotta be honest i think the TWSITD are a more reliable second hand source of information for Fodlan's history than Rhea. before you get butthurt, consider the fact that as fucked up as they are, they're not ashamed about anything they did or continue to do. they don't hide the fact that they were experimenting on children and are capable of launching ICBMs. in fact they boast about it all they will tell you straight up to your face that they do these things for power. i have to respect that kind of big dick charisma. Rhea on the other hand is a virgin dictator. she's ashamed of everything she does and lies to Jesus (You) nonstop. she's willing to do anything and everything to get you to sympathize for her and fight on her side. this is a huge red flag. TWSITD don't give a shit about what you think or who's side you're on they'll fight you regardless.

so why accept Rhea's narrative as the basis for piecing together Fodlan's history when we have very good reason to doubt much, if not all of what she says?

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go back to the void kronya

She's simply too based

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Care to elaborate? I'm not sure what you mean by those statements. Why is Edelgard :bad"? If so many people can relate to her and find truth in her beliefs then isn't she by definition not "bad"?

I would gladly sacrifice CF for a Slither route.
Especially if I can save Kronya from the void.

Based on what? Napoleon?

>she started the war
This begs the question what led up to the war? Wars don't just happen for no good reason there's usually a long string of escalating events that add up to a formal declaration of war. If there wasn't a good reason for the war then why is there so much popular support for it?

She's not bad. She's retarded.
And you are baiting.

OHOHOHO

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Consider this - Pan was not a Slitherer, but one of the Apostles. This is why he gives weapons similar to the Hero's relics around for Loog's rebellion, and why these weapons vanish after he's done. These weapons are being used by the Church of Seiros to arm rebellions against the Adrestian Empire in order to weaken it's rule, as Adrestia is the only country that knows the truth about Rhea, even if they are a bunch of beasts nonetheless.
As such, Edelgard's paranoia is actually correct, and Rhea does want to split the continent into weak nations so she can rule.

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Just remember, every time a churchfag talks about morality, realize almost all of them sided with Nohr in Fates and don't actually give a shit about morality and are just butthurt that a cute girl can trick them to attain her goals.

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> realize almost all of them sided with Nohr in Fates
Fates story is pants on head retarded. Norh has peak aesthetics. No one feels that Nohr is morally justiified in anything. It just has good gameplay.

>unironically siding with the molemen
>the same molemen who kill your father, raped your edeltard, raped lysithea, nuke fort merceus, nuked garreg mach, kidnap your students, nearly kill you and your students, ETC ETC
edeltards are reaching unimaginable critical levels of stupid what the fuck?

c-cute

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She's the villain but since she's bisexual people refuse to acknowledge she's the villain

Yeah, but Rhea wanted to sacrifice me to her mom, and I'm selfish.

>Consider this - Pan was not a Slitherer, but one of the Apostles.
headcanon slithertard. the game literally says he was a slitherer

>m[1].jpg
This post is fucking perfect.

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>all kinds of weird shit going lately
>kids turning into monsters
>skullknghts raping children
>Jeralt dies and leaves a damning account of Rhea and her meddling with my birth
>the pope offers to shaperone the class to the holy tomb for some mysterious ceremony where i'm supposed to sit in her mother's chair and receive some sort of "enlightenment"
wait was she intending to have me possessed by some demonic spirit or am i reading too much into it? what exactly was Rhea intending to happen in the underground tomb and did Edelgard inadvertently save me?

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>an Ojou-sama with an off switch

My fucking god, if I bought this game after the DLC dropped, she would be a heavy contender for my waifu

Rhea entire plan for Byleth was to have Sothis bodysnatch him. Had she had Byleth sit on the throne anytime before Solon put them in the shadow realm, she probably would have succeeded.

Make your choice

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>Rhea entire plan for Byleth was to have Sothis bodysnatch him. Had she had Byleth sit on the throne anytime before Solon put them in the shadow realm, she probably would have succeeded.
shit you're right. Rhea is the good guy because.. ???

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