Do you think female console warriors exist? Somehow I can't picture women posting wojaks...

Do you think female console warriors exist? Somehow I can't picture women posting wojaks, weekly chart sales or comparative digital foundry frame data videos

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I cant picture someone willingly swallowing gallons of fermented cum but you exist

women are unironically too stupid and sensitive to engage in consolewar banter

Women do literally everything men can do and better.

>implying the people who "engage in consolewar banter" aren't the dumbest and most sensitive babies on earth

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lol imagine being a "proud" console warrying poorfag.
I wasn't implying that posting wojaks or URLs to sales charts was an achievement.

w*men wish they could suck cock and cook as well as men, and that’s literally the only thing they’re good for

I imagine they have similar wars but it is fought over different things, such as clothing brands, male actors and Beyonce albums.

Right, but I wonder about video games specifically.

based

More they have better things to do, like unironically having sex whenever they want.

So we all agree female console warriors don't exist, right?

This is the entirety of Kpop fandom, but instead of consoles it's Kpop bands and instead of game sales charts it's album sales charts and instead of wojaks it's videos of the Kpop boys dancing. Except I feel like they're worse because they're also coomers over the guys, last time I checked Zig Forums doesn't want to fuck a PS5

This, except for thinking

i know one that's wojak posting on facebook of all places, and she is a confirmed crazy too

This, but ironically.

no they are all fighting over kpop bands

Girls will defend whatever console is their current boyfriend's favorite.

>implying women don't can't have crazy brand loyalty
Have you ever seen Disney moms? They make nintentodlers, snoyfags and xdrones seem like reasonable people.

Do girls even own consoles other than the Switch?

Woman here. Only men know how to use a penis.

uh, sweaty, some women have penises.

>console warriors
>having gfs

Even if they do, they wouldn't console war for them.

i can't picture men doing these things either
every single console wars thread, every single wojack, is posted by soft-bodied cockroaches

No.

women don't care about petty console wars. they only fight over bbc

whatever you say, schlomo.
But it's true that they don't do console wars.

>too stupid to engage in console wars
Wow. Maybe women are the better sex after all

>to be fair you have to have a pretty high iq in order to swear loyalty to a corporation that doesn't give a fuck about you
are you kidding me

Yes I've met at least two.
One fangirled for xbox and the other was proud to be part of THE MASTER RACE.
Both were annoying as fuck.

imagine being too retarded to not understand the metapyhsics of consolewar trolling