>Be philosophy major.
>Professor points me out and asks me what a man is.
>Under pressure, recite Symphony of the Night.
>"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!"
>Get applauded by him and the whole class.
Be philosophy major
Lucas Reed
Cooper Clark
reminds me of the time I accidentally pissed inside my Fallout:New Vegas case and had to slurp it out before my mom found it
Jaxon Brooks
That philosophy student? Albert Einstein.
Anthony Jones
Then the university paid the rest of your studies
Jacob Jackson
>then everyone clapped
Grayson Nelson
does anyone have the one where the neckbeard recites a line from the witcher and everyone claps
Henry Hernandez
I actually copied lyrics from Okkusenman on a college paper and got an A
Don't doubt the viability of copypastas in your average ordinary lives, anons
Samuel Russell
there's something about Zone-tan that makes my dick twitch.
Ian Wilson
Epic gamer
Daniel Morgan
Julian Jackson
what.. the actual... FUCK...
Ryder Myers
how do you really think this situation played out?
Mason Walker
>philosophy major.
Good luck getting a job with that degree.
>yfw you graduate college
Jason Smith
Professor says "thanks user" and moves on, one other guy in the room chuckles because he got the reference
Ian Jackson
Cute asian girl in the room also asks you out the same day, yeah?
Dominic Brooks
Evan Myers
what degree is more useless, psychology or philosophy
Jonathan Morgan
>He thinks a major itself determines jobs.
Shut up brainlet W*jakposter, it's not the degree but how you use it. Why do you think there's Tumblrinas with Gender Studies degrees working at triple A game studios in their 'diversity department'? Ever heard of business school? Ever heard of law school?
Shoutouts to all my philosophy, english, and history majors. Laugh on these CS majors and STEMlets.
Aaron Jenkins
>this is how Liberal Arts majors cope with having useless degrees
sad!
Jayden Perez
i dropped a cs major for an arts major because i'll probably have killed myself by the time im 40 and i don't want to be a wagie until then
Logan Reyes
I know the word has lost all meaning, but that's coping if I've ever seen it.
Mason Sanchez
i hate this one the most because i can tell he actually did it
Adam Rogers
that professors name? Albert Einstein
Blake Cox
>philosophy major
I seriously hope you live in muttland, if you want to avoid work by slacking in useless major then you should at least pay for it by yourself.
Angel Fisher
A man is a Featherless biped.
Dominic Mitchell
Behold, a man!
Evan James
GOD DAMN IT DIOGENES!
Austin Martinez
fuck off man
Colton Garcia
Is this, dare I say it... real?
Jayden Anderson
>The professor leaves $100 for the philosophy student under the sink
Carter Fisher
>In chemistry class
>Teacher asks me about the composition of methane gas.
>Start panicking and sweating
>Remember my boy Duke Nukem
>I tell her,"Go blow it out your ass"
>Class is stunned
>Teacher shits her pants
>The room erupts in cheers and applause.
>That's the last time my son let me come to his school's open house.
Brayden Rivera
Carson Richardson
DID THIS HAPPEN?
Cooper Cox
This is actually true to an extent.
I knew a guy who wanted to study astrology, but his parents forced him into engineering. What ended up happening is that 4 years after getting his piece of cardboard he could never find a job and was stuck with minimum wage. I dropped my prospects to earn millions through a career, because with time and experience I realized you're better off doing what you want. You'll most likely end up in a mcdonalds with huge debt, but hey, at least you did study something you were passionate for.
Samuel Allen
>in history class
>teacher asks me how war has changed over the course of history
>think back to all of my hours in Fallout
>"War... war never changes."
>teacher claps and sheds a single tear, classmates pick me up and carry me through town while cheering my name, and my birthday becomes a state holiday