Ellie Sneaks Up On You

A fucking bottle? Seriously?

kek
How do you unzip her pants before she puts a bullet through your skull?
>faggot
Nah user
Silencer. It's future tech.

I have long fingers.

>hey are you finishing that Coca Cola?

Please tell me that Max Payne 3 silencer doesn't actually work in-game.

I just say I killed someone important to Ellie and then she spares me

fucking jew carpet muncher

>having any chance of lying through your teeth
Lol good luck

Γαμώ τον γιαχβέ σου Ellie σκατοπουτάνα.

You know we aren't so different you and me...

uuumm yes Ellie, we are the same you see...

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Heard you're going after Abby, let me help you get to that bitch.

Laugh because she's a women and thus incompetent. And outright tell her that her "game" is ass.

CUN-

Itty bitty baby?

Cummon Wii?
Das a deeldo.

>well hello there

>cola bottle over barrel
Does that serve any tactical advantages that I'm not aware of?

>How do you unzip her pants before she puts a bullet through your skull?
Pure determination. In this case, the effort is more important to me than the result.

thats technically a loudener

it makes bullets taste like cola

Acts as a suppressor if you know even less about guns than a typical fudd and don't think too hard.

Boobs.

I just wanna say that again.

BOOBS.

QUE TE YODAN

coke is corrosive and can melt metal, so it adds acid damage bonus to the bullets

overpower her because she's just a frail girl
and then rape

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Nothing personnel, kid.

Then i teleport behind her and give her the old cunt punt.

-4 STR

Me Chinese! Me play joke! Me go peepee in your coke!

If I'm going out into a zombie infested world I'm making sure I have better strength than a little girl.

FUCK JANNIES, FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK DYKES AND FUCK KIKES TOO